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/.shawn

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

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My Interests

SLASHDOT MacSlash random weirdness, food products on a stick, poking things with a stick ( after i have finished the food product ) trying to jump when my shoes are nailed to the floor, almost falling back in my chair but catching myself @ the last second, standing on my head in new and exciting places ( ie. the bathroom in the back of a greyhound bus ), giving tin foil hats to all the bums, saving people from dangerous alien transmissions, listening to air

I'd like to meet:

ppl • cows • cows with laser cannons • hyperactive nintendo playing zombie cyber-monkeys • binary speaking geezers • pogo stick world champions • Yanni •

Music:

Vandals, Tomahawk, DEVO, Fantomas, something audible OHGR, Hank Sr.,

Books:

Cryptonomicon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Confederation of Dunces, Snowcrash, Neuromancer, How to make $10,000 a Day at Home, Underwater Basketweaving for the Total Beginner, So Now Your A Redneck...., Turning Your Bodily Functions into Ca$H!, The Illustrated Guide to Illustrated Guides, .......

Heroes:

Mitch O' Connell
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Helmont, Jean Baptiste van

My Blog

./shawn is

Shawn is best known to most people over thirty as the "Incontheivable! Shawn is known as the "Grill Sergeant" by the Most Holy Trinity Church Shawn is going "ahhhhhh . . . ahhhhhh" over and over aga...
Posted by /.shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MORE MOVIE NONSENSE

TOP UNDERRATED MOVIES( or movies i watch during the summer as a kid): THE LAST STARFIGHTER..1984  RIDERS OF THE STORM  1986 RAN 1986 BLADE RUNNER  1982 METROPOLIS 1927 EVEN HITLER HAD ...
Posted by /.shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TOOGLE

Take a look at Toogle. It takes a Google text search of your choice, runs it in Google Images, selects one of the pictures, and then renders that image as ASCII art made up of the search query itself,...
Posted by /.shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I TOOK MY FROG TO THE LIBRARY

I TOOK MY FROG TO THE LIBRARY .... BUT HE JUMPED ON THE CHECK OUT DESK AND SCARED THE LIBRARIAN. THE LIBRARIAN SAID " /.SHAWN YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME AT THE LIBRARY. BUT NEXT TIME YOU COME TO THE LI...
Posted by /.shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Panhandlers

"Can i have a cigarette?" "You gonna drink all that beer yourself?" "Got some spare change?" "All I need is a dollar for gas, I just got outa jail and my wife is pregnant, and my 4 kids all have c...
Posted by /.shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

too much caffeine?

so i drink like 3-8 mt. dews a day so lets say 6 a day 6 days a week ( 7.5 pints per day ) 7.5 pints x 360 days outa the year = 2700 pints / 4 ( pints per gallon ) 675 gallons per year 31....
Posted by /.shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST