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Andrea

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About Me

I am a girl . I generally don't break the law other than occasionally running through an orange light. I am amused by many things. Even when I am at home by myself I still close the bathroom door when I pee. I don't take drugs because I believe the only dope worth shooting is a certain world leader named after a shrubbery who also lacks grammar skills. It angers me when people ask a question and get an answer, but still feel the need to repeat what was just said. Example: Client asks, "Will I have a proof today?" I respond, "No, probably tomorrow morning." Client tersely says, "So you're telling me I won't have anything to look at today?" What part of "no" was I not clear about? So, when impetuous turdbuckets place orders at 4:30 in the afternoon I'm supposed to magically pull a rabbit out of my ass? "But, but, but"...shut up client. Save your breath for blowing up your date . You're not going to check your work email until the next fucking day anyways. Seriously, go stick your head in the fan cuz it's 6-o-clock and I AM OUT.

My Interests

Getting out of dodge.

I'd like to meet:

An honest mechanic who will rotate & align my tires, replace my brakes, fix my AC, change the oil and all those other fluids for a reasonable fee. Someone I can compare notes, sonnets, bubbles, intuition, and global disaster with.

Music:

Captain & Tennille.

The Arcade something , Earth, Wind and something, Yo La Fire, Clap your hands say Tengo! Yeah underground, The Velvet Waits, The Tom Tom's, Tears for Heads, The Talking Fears, Bee•ju•ork, RadioPortis, HeadHead

Movies:

Superman

Television:

cathode

Books:

art thou gone so?

Heroes:

coffee

My Blog

literary tour de force?

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is that I just finished reading the Catcher in the Rye for about the third time now. That crap about Holden Caulfield ...
Posted by Andrea on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:54:00 PST

Better than sliced bread

ARM & HAMMER® CLEAN SHOWER® This stuff actually works. The past few weeks I haven't had the chance to properly clean my bathroom because I've been overly consumed with work, school, family, ...
Posted by Andrea on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:01:00 PST

ass

ass class grass grassland assistant assume assembly assorted trespass passive crass mass mass murderer classroom passenger passport passerby landmass pass assist lass password Ba...
Posted by Andrea on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:29:00 PST

blah. ugh.

I hate hurricanes. I hate hangovers. Cheerios just don't taste the same without the milk. Times like these I just need a Yoohoo. The chocolate drink. They're yummy, relaxes my tummy and helps eradicat...
Posted by Andrea on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:33:00 PST

I have an adverse reaction to...

I can't stand Myspace profiles that take FOREVER to load and freeze my fucking browser! Even on a T1 line at work I'll get the lagging mouse arrow from hell causing me to force quit out of the program...
Posted by Andrea on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:10:00 PST

Your Horoscope


Posted by Andrea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The things I do to amuse myself

Today, I typed my name into Google's image search and this was the first picture to come up. I'm taller than that.
Posted by Andrea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST