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Dr. Irina Spalko

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About Me

I was born in 1929 and raised in a superstitious Ukranian village, where my psychic abilities led me being branded a 'witch'. I was handpicked by Stalin to oversee research into psychic warfare. A former member of the KGB's Science and Technology Directorate, I have been decorated with the Order of Lenin. My powers of intuition have taken me a long way from the experiments i performed on animals as a teenager. As voracious a seeker of truth as any Indy has ever met, I show there is no limit to how far I am prepared to go to achieve my goals. My expertise with the saber, rapier, and foil drives the point home. My honest and incorruptible character, combined with my complete devotion to the cause, gained me swift recognition and the nickname "Iron Irina". One of the several external operations that i did for the Motherland was the "Operation Crystal Skull", where I had to travel to the jungles of Peru to find the crystal skull and to unlock its unspeakable powers for the glory of the great Soviet Union.

My Interests

Playing the balalaika Fencing Torturing American archaeologists for fun

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Jones... I would gladly have his balls chopped off with my sword!

Music:

Fyodor Shalyapin, Alexander Vertinsky, Konstantin Sokolsky, Pyotr Leshchenko

Television:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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My Blog

TV Spot 3 and new photos of Indiana Jones 4!!!!!

NEW TV SPOT NEW PHOTOS ...
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

THE NEW KOTCS TRAILER IS NOW AVAILABLE HERE!!!!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x598kk_viajes-i_travel
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:25:00 PST

New pics of KOTCS with SPOILERS!!!

They are taken from a new IJ calendar...   ...
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:10:00 PST

New Indy 4 photos from Dr. Pepper!

Mutt Williams...   The "return"?     ...
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:33:00 PST

Indy vs quicksand photo!!!

Enjoy.....       ...
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

New KOTCS pictures!!!!

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Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:07:00 PST

Possible description of the second trailer!

Over at TheForce.net, a forum post has proffered a possible description of what the second trailer will show. Here’s the description (uncorroborated):It starts with the ark theme. Jim Broadbent ...
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:09:00 PST

New Lego pictures fom KOTCS (Spoilers)!!!

Greetings comrades! The new Lego pictures at toyfair are quite interesting... They reveal three skeletons sitting on thrones. What is especially interesting about that is that two of them have cr...
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:00:00 PST

What is John Hurt holding in his hands?

Can you tell what John Hurt is holding in his hands? Check out the photo and make your own conclusions...   ...
Posted by Dr. Irina Spalko on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:14:00 PST