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THE BOOBY TRAP

THEY'RE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE, BRO. okay, nevermind.

About Me

a serene environment for wholesome bible studies and visceral gnostic ceremonies; north korean refugee camp.
there are gnats in the kitchen and ghosts in the basement.

My Interests

hobo street gang rumbles, war of attrition (v.s. ward's pharmacy), cruising 4th street bus benches, rocket baby, one flaming shoe, igniting porch furniture of rival houses, flooding kitchens of same, porpoise diving, driving beasley's car into penitentiary elementary, invoking the elder gods through incendiary gestures, DAVE VANIAN FOR THREE DAYS, sein und zeit through bunny ears, a gallon of black velvet everyday (via pepsi one), 5am transdimensional bday parties accompanied by secret television channels from the parallel nexus, burning brian jonestown massacre records on a $5 walmart bbq grill then snapping the remainders in half leaving half coagulated black wax dripping off our knees, mexican stand offs with the LBPD, slaying the lying slayer, gutting eric fischer, clifford the big red dog book signings, peanut's real life "my two dads" sitcom/melodrama/socratic tutorial, immaculatey honed espionage skills that liberated us from n.l walton's knobless threshold.
seances, singalongs, malt liquor, slumber parties, throwing shows in our living room, collecting weird records, jym hamner, friends, love, swimming at the hotels down the street, punking their towels, hippie drugs, xanax bars, having the most amazing ferris beuller style summer days you could possibly imagine, chilling with bums, crewing together like wu tang, respect that is mutual, listening to neil young ALL THE TIME, preparing for the war, overdosing, sleeping head to toe, porching it up, hiding dirty dishes, fern's, couchies.

I'd like to meet:

people who wanna be in me.

Music:

sounds like:
Booby Trap Bands (tenants and ex-tenants bands and ex-bands): This Pill is a Billion Mgs, Foliage, Big Muscles, The Grand Elegance, FM BATS, Brett Cutts, Terrors, Friends in the Mountains, I'm Gonna Stab You, Le Shok, neon king kong, adult lips, remain, parades end, No Ghost No Zombie, Christ Punchers, Everlovely LightningHeart, Explogasm!, 80's thriftstoremachine, Poland Romanski, Veer Right Young Pastor, Katherine Hall & Elijah Forrest, The Silver Ships Of Xannbar, The Sweet Things, EazyBreezee, fifth story tenants, a flock of seig heils (with 8 keyboards), flower poster maniac, chronic fatigue syndrome, operator, WASH...
Non Booby Trap Bands: Animal Collective, Dosh, Joanna Newsom, Sleep, King Crimson, Dead Meadow, Neil Young, Karp, Big Business, Treadwell, Steve Reich, Ariel Pink, Broken Social Scene, Lavender Diamond, Silver Daggers, J.J. Cale, Fog, This Heat, Throbbing Gristle, New Edish, DNA, Biggie, Shortwave Channel, America, Crossed Out, Japanther, Subtitle, Fast Forward, Ashra Tempel, Kwon, Corey Hart, Black Dice, Funkadelic, Giant Drag, Growing, DDM, Starvations, Days End, Sleeping People, MeanReds, Glen Campbell, Vermillion, Glass Candy, Snake Vs Wizard, The Shore, Ent, Morgul, Horns, Gun Club, Billy Ocean, Wrangler Brutes, Screwdriver, Gram Parsons, Kraftwerk, Howard Hello, Bright Black, Pearls Before Swine, Tinariwen, Tangerine Dream, Black Mountain and all the bands that have yet to play our living room.

Movies:

puff the magic dragon, that videotape that starts out as Love and Death and ends as rushmore, goodfellas, body bags, boondock saints, the haunted, battle royale, any and all movies approved by either nathanael walton or cesar reyes,

Television:

Someone, please give us free cable. Please. Or..whatever. How about a gun. A gun would be cool. We'd probably shoot someone with it. Shoot them and kill them. Then just stand there watching blood gush out of their eyeballs or something. ..Yeah forget television. We're tired of watching actors cap each other. We want to murder. Thats why there are samurai swords in the kitchen, vice grips in the bathroom, paint thinner in the fridge, AND AMMONIA IN OUR FUCKING MOUTHWASH.

Books:

National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, 'I am Retarded: Volumes 1-6' by N.Luke.W., National Geographic, National Geographic, garfield comics, The Pill Book, Where the Sidewalk Ends, National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, and anything about Gundam or the Dead Sea Scrolls and 'The Arab In The West'

Heroes:

The Playboy Mansion, Bordello of Blood, Spahn Ranch, Dischord House, the 'GreenHouse' (Humboldt), Shaq's house, the Matt Howze, The Dreamhouse, The Winchester Manor, Xanadu

My Blog

The Booby Trap sponsors Arthur Fest, in a non-money sponsership kinda way!

The 'Relocate-Nate-Project' was successful, and with the fuckshittingly sweet help of Japanther, Jetomi & I Hate You When Youre Pregnant, the Booby Trap is going strong as the (as far as we know) ...
Posted by THE BOOBY TRAP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Black Mountain House Party, Sunday March 20th

This Sunday, March 20th, 2005 Black Mountain of canadIa (blackmountainarmy.com) TERRORS Big Muscles and lots of partying @ your faithful ole trap
Posted by THE BOOBY TRAP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Phone Number

In case you havent noticed, the BoobyTrap's number has not been in service for a month. On MARCH 18th, we will finally have a dial tone again, and our number will probably be different. we'll let the ...
Posted by THE BOOBY TRAP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BoobyTrapRadio Mondays 3-5pm on klbc.org

Thats right, Homos. Every monday at 3pm, just head over to www.klbc.org and listen to Long Beach's choice of mind-slaying melodies, special guests and gut-rattling banter! Raaahhhh!!!! THE BOOBY...
Posted by THE BOOBY TRAP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm in a new movie

THE JANITOR, a troma sorority slasher flick that was shot at the Booby Trap, is being screened on Thursday, April 8th, 2004 at 7:30pm @ the LA Film School, 6363 Sunset Blvd across from the Cinerama Do...
Posted by THE BOOBY TRAP on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST