hobo street gang rumbles, war of attrition (v.s. ward's pharmacy), cruising 4th street bus benches, rocket baby, one flaming shoe, igniting porch furniture of rival houses, flooding kitchens of same, porpoise diving, driving beasley's car into penitentiary elementary, invoking the elder gods through incendiary gestures, DAVE VANIAN FOR THREE DAYS, sein und zeit through bunny ears, a gallon of black velvet everyday (via pepsi one), 5am transdimensional bday parties accompanied by secret television channels from the parallel nexus, burning brian jonestown massacre records on a $5 walmart bbq grill then snapping the remainders in half leaving half coagulated black wax dripping off our knees, mexican stand offs with the LBPD, slaying the lying slayer, gutting eric fischer, clifford the big red dog book signings, peanut's real life "my two dads" sitcom/melodrama/socratic tutorial, immaculatey honed espionage skills that liberated us from n.l walton's knobless threshold.
seances, singalongs, malt liquor, slumber parties, throwing shows in our living room, collecting weird records, jym hamner, friends, love, swimming at the hotels down the street, punking their towels, hippie drugs, xanax bars, having the most amazing ferris beuller style summer days you could possibly imagine, chilling with bums, crewing together like wu tang, respect that is mutual, listening to neil young ALL THE TIME, preparing for the war, overdosing, sleeping head to toe, porching it up, hiding dirty dishes, fern's, couchies.
people who wanna be in me.
sounds like:
Booby Trap Bands (tenants and ex-tenants bands and ex-bands): This Pill is a Billion Mgs, Foliage, Big Muscles, The Grand Elegance, FM BATS, Brett Cutts, Terrors, Friends in the Mountains, I'm Gonna Stab You, Le Shok, neon king kong, adult lips, remain, parades end, No Ghost No Zombie, Christ Punchers, Everlovely LightningHeart, Explogasm!, 80's thriftstoremachine, Poland Romanski, Veer Right Young Pastor, Katherine Hall & Elijah Forrest, The Silver Ships Of Xannbar, The Sweet Things, EazyBreezee, fifth story tenants, a flock of seig heils (with 8 keyboards), flower poster maniac, chronic fatigue syndrome, operator, WASH...
Non Booby Trap Bands: Animal Collective, Dosh, Joanna Newsom, Sleep, King Crimson, Dead Meadow, Neil Young, Karp, Big Business, Treadwell, Steve Reich, Ariel Pink, Broken Social Scene, Lavender Diamond, Silver Daggers, J.J. Cale, Fog, This Heat, Throbbing Gristle, New Edish, DNA, Biggie, Shortwave Channel, America, Crossed Out, Japanther, Subtitle, Fast Forward, Ashra Tempel, Kwon, Corey Hart, Black Dice, Funkadelic, Giant Drag, Growing, DDM, Starvations, Days End, Sleeping People, MeanReds, Glen Campbell, Vermillion, Glass Candy, Snake Vs Wizard, The Shore, Ent, Morgul, Horns, Gun Club, Billy Ocean, Wrangler Brutes, Screwdriver, Gram Parsons, Kraftwerk, Howard Hello, Bright Black, Pearls Before Swine, Tinariwen, Tangerine Dream, Black Mountain and all the bands that have yet to play our living room.
puff the magic dragon, that videotape that starts out as Love and Death and ends as rushmore, goodfellas, body bags, boondock saints, the haunted, battle royale, any and all movies approved by either nathanael walton or cesar reyes,
Someone, please give us free cable. Please. Or..whatever. How about a gun. A gun would be cool. We'd probably shoot someone with it. Shoot them and kill them. Then just stand there watching blood gush out of their eyeballs or something. ..Yeah forget television. We're tired of watching actors cap each other. We want to murder. Thats why there are samurai swords in the kitchen, vice grips in the bathroom, paint thinner in the fridge, AND AMMONIA IN OUR FUCKING MOUTHWASH.
National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, 'I am Retarded: Volumes 1-6' by N.Luke.W., National Geographic, National Geographic, garfield comics, The Pill Book, Where the Sidewalk Ends, National Geographic, National Geographic, National Geographic, and anything about Gundam or the Dead Sea Scrolls and 'The Arab In The West'
The Playboy Mansion, Bordello of Blood, Spahn Ranch, Dischord House, the 'GreenHouse' (Humboldt), Shaq's house, the Matt Howze, The Dreamhouse, The Winchester Manor, Xanadu