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Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard

Maybe even MORE qualified than Sarah Palin!

About Me




To book me as a model/actress/video ho, contact Lemon Lime Agency at 323-662-5100.. ......

Click on the banner below to see my pics ... + see my bands I Cant Read and Marfa And Ne-af .

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Here's the Robbie Williams video I'm in, "Come Undone":

Click HERE to see it with a nicer, clearer picture.

Also, I used to be in The Peppermints and AntiQuark... These are some of the things in my great, great life as a "human"!


My Interests




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Animation (butt not most computer animation or most anime), shoes, beer, socks, movies, creation and destruction, the future, science, killing bugs chez moi; other things, I'm sure

I'd like to meet:

People who will find things and bring them to me.

To avoid shame and disappointment, please don't add me as a friend unless I know you personally. Instead, add one or both of my bands Marfa and Ne-af and I Cant Read .

Music:

See Marfa and Ne-af and I Cant Read and look under "Influences." Also, COSTES, Western Plains, Naples Winters, Nino Rota, Neptune, Friends Forever, Supersystem, Kelly Slusher, Frog Eyes, Extreme Animals, New Collapse, Hide + Go Freak, We Had An Agreement, the XTREMELY Dry Towels, Nature's Toothbrush, And many others.

Movies:

Peter Greenaway, Guy Maddin, Douglas Sirk, Prince of Darkness, The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945), The Hudsucker Proxy, Female Trouble, Almodovar, Breakfast of Champions, Mike Leigh (especially Nuts In May), Repulsion, The Tenant, Out 1, Faces of Death II, Errol Morris, The Yesmen, Blossoms of Fire, Eyes Without a Face, Caligula, Otesanek, Pumpkin, Lars Von Trier, Tales of Hoffman, Le Salaire de la Peur, The Honeymoon Killers, Hatchet For the Honeymoon, And Then There Were None, Wes Craven's Chiller, From Beyond, The Bluebird (1918), Barta, Marcel Carne', The Seventh Victim, Nights of Cabiria, The White Shiek, Watership Down, Miller's Crossing, Frenzy, Torture Garden, more

Television:

The Hills (trying to quit), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Upstairs Downstairs

Books:

Dictionary of the Khazars, Flann O'Brien, Kaz's Underworld, Mark Twain, Life in Hell, Dorothy Parker, Big Gurl, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Valley of the Dolls, Margaret Atwood, Balzac, Jack Handey, Georges Simenon, Lynn Freed, David Sedaris (for nonfiction), The Dirt, some Martin Amis, Capote, + more-- I'll know it when I see it.

Heroes:





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My Blog

Comedypalooza @ Amagi, Wednesdays

Comedypalooza (which I may or may not perform at this Wednesday) has changed venue-- it'll now be held at:Amagi6112 Sunset Blvd. (at Gower)LA CAat 7:30pm, starting this Wednesday, and presumably every...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:15:00 PST

My entry in the Butterfinger comedy contest is up

Go to butterfingercomedyshowdown.yahoo.com and click on "View all entries."I'm called "babanas" and I found mine between numbers 31-40.Eep. Look out for my other peeps, too......
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:26:00 PST

Comedypalooza really starts 8pm tonite

Here's the latest schedule of these things I'm performing at:Oct. 1Oct. 15Oct. 22Oct 298 pm, every time. Unless I get new info again.COMEDYPALOOZASomething Old (the Pros), Something New (the Rookies),...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:13:00 PST

My McCain haikus

Eight years of bad newsBush ruins AmericaMcCain continues.--McCain gives us dreadOf Far Right presidenciesLike what we have now--Bush did disserviceAmerica and the worldNow McCain wants more...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:00:00 PST

10PM Saturday Coma Space show w/ Nora Keyes

We play @ 10PM tomorrow nite atComa Alternative Space3503 W Pico BlvdLA CA 90019w/ either Nora Keyes or her Channel Band (w/ Nora Keyes + Owl Eyes)+ maybe more TBAAll ages.$5...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:43:00 PST

Voters MUST READ this! (Repost)

Pleas e, pleas e advis e every one you know that they absol utely CANNOT go to the polls wearing any Obama (or whoev er you are votin g for) shirt s, pins, hats, etc. It is AGAIN ST THE LAW an...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:35:00 PST

Coma Space show Saturday

Marfa + Ne-af play some time tomorrow nite atComa Alternative Space3503 W Pico BlvdLA CA 90019w/ Channel Band (w/ Nora Keyes + Owl Eyes)+ more TBAAll ages.$5Maybe we'll have more info for you soon!...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:05:00 PST

Comedypalooza not til Oct. 1

So I will be doing this every Wednesday for 4 Wednesdays but not starting until next week, October 1.La la laCOMEDYPALOOZAEvery Wednesday night at 7:30 PM, join us forSomething Old (the Pros), Somethi...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:01:00 PST

Very funny, beetch

Every Wednesday from this Wednesday through October 15, I'm doing this.I'm fucking hilarious, as you must know.Wear yellow pants, just in case.COMEDYPALOOZAEvery Wednesday night at 7:30 PM, join us fo...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:24:00 PST

GOP is working to keep eligible blacks from voting in several states

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... ...
Posted by Maren McAlarm M-Ron Hubbard on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:16:00 PST