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Uncle Banana Head

A True Banana Republican

About Me

Learn more about communism:
http://www.newyouth.com/archives/theory/marxismfaq.asp
http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM
»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«I'm yet another radical Marxist intellectual promulgating tracts against imperialism. Several of my articles are available for public perusal at my Live Journal page: http://www.livejournal.com/users/unclebanana/
Here are the results of some nutty (and largely inaccurate and arbitrary in my view) .. tests/questionnaires that I have taken:
What Famous Leader Are You, mutha fugga?
personality tests by similarminds.com
:: how nintendo are you? ::
Also, my body is inhabited by the spirit (or essence, whichever you prefer) of Ho Chi Minh
A little blurb:
Individual self sufficiency is an absurd
pipe dream which bears little or no applicability
to the concrete realities of the human condition.
Did you make the computer that you are now using?
Did you harvest or hunt your last meal all by yourself?
No no and no.
In actuality one is dependent upon others for nearly
all the things that one requires to sustain oneself.
That is to say that human social existence necessarily
implies a series of interdependencies
thus precluding any possibility of a
truly independent existence or self sufficiency.
We're all in this together, homeslice...

My Interests


Karl Marx, hacking up stuff and then swallowing it, watching Teletubbies, Communism, cracking my toes, smoking banana peels, playing with my signature dildo with the Packmayr Grip..."window.status=''; return true;".."window.status=''; return true;".."window.status=''; return true;"video games , veganism, poetry, politically oriented comics, philosophy, feminism, Ethiopian cusine, Dungeons & Dragons, Mage: The Ascension, Third World anti-imperialist struggles, legos, hummus etc.

I did say that I was vegan didn't I? Well, you should be vegan too
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I'd like to meet:

an honest lawyer, a wealthy ascetic, a humble imperialist, Mr.Bubble, a sentient Chiquita Banana, Martha Stewart in a fishnet teddie nightie, and the winner of a Rosie O'Donnell-Hillary Clinton mudwrestling match(Yahoo Message me homey: analspeculum).. .. codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/ flash/swflash.cab..version=6,0,0,0" WIDTH="640" HEIGHT="480" id="eye348596" ALIGN="" ..and maybe Mario

Music:



The Music Bureau of Democratic Kampuchea, Assück, Destroy!, Dropdead, AIDS Wolf, Johnny Cash, Anavan, Business Lady, An Albatross, Battle of Disarm, Crude SS, Durga, Unholy Grave, KK Rampage, James Chance & The Contortions, Teenage Jesus & The Jerks, Ennio Morricone, Sexy Prison, Mr. & Mrs. Tribute to Ugliness, Creation Is Crucifixion, Dirt, Antisect, Carcass, Armatron, The Locust, Flux of Pink Indians, Protesti, Ganglia, William Shatner, The Chromatics, Misery, Dahmer, Arab on Radar, Ulver, C-ute, Willie Nelson, Bocephus, Joy Division, Ex Models, Get Hustle, The Peppermints, Throbbing Gristle, State of Fear, [Fate of] Icarus, Cannibal Corpse, The Crimson Curse, Skinny Puppy, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sissy Spacek, Cattle Decapitation, Resist, Tarantula Hawk, Kathie Lee Gifford, Tupac Shakur, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Neurosis, Endura, Yanni, Men's Recovery Project, Bauhaus, Mike Oldfield, Mike Jones, Joshua Fit For Battle, Moving Units, Iron Lung, NWA, Utah, Merzbow, Doom, Gary Numan, Aus-Rotten, Mortician, Curtis Mayfield, Phillip Glass, Rorshach, Goblin, Nausea, Dead Prez, Man is the Bastard, Turbonegro, Darkthrone, Crustation Nation, Crass, Icons of Filth, The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, Barney, Camera Obscura, Jesuit, Deicide, Fuck On the Beach, Conflict, Exhumed, Bananarama, Captain Three Leg, Sick Sad World, Charles Bronson, Gut Rot, Le Shok, Bastard Noise, The Mob, His Hero is Gone, The Confusion of a Raped Animal, Gigantic Brain, Napalm Death, Immortal Technique, Extreme Noise Terror, Dropdead, Iggy & The Stooges, Satyricon, Dying Fetus and many, many more

Go to shows in San Diego: http://www.sandiegopunk.com/shows.php

Go get Silent Hill music: http://download.silenthillfever.com/

Movies:

Blazing Trail: A Journey Through the Indian Revolution


An awe inspiring video documentary from the Red areas of India. This film documents the emergence of the Indian revolutionary process, coming as it is in a world of struggle, mass upheaval, rebellion and revolution! This film includes footage of the Vietnamese people's defeat of the US imperialists, the victory and success of the Chinese People's Revolution and massive street rebellions shaking the citadels of imperialism. It shows the overall dialectical development of revolution, both in the oppressed and oppressor nations, shaking the imperialist system's foundations.Today in India, the communist forces are stronger, united within the Communist Party Of India (Maoist), leading the Indian revolution by developing People's War. A must own for anyone who is seriously considering a whole new world.This movie is a saga of heroism and sacrifice in the face of a brutal enemy masquarading as the World's "largest democracy", foundations are being laid for a New Democratic India.

Psycho Crusher, FTW!


NES Super Mario Bros. - Using M.Bison's ultimate Psycho Crusher, for the ultimate win!Credit goes to Bane84 for the NES Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 bonus stage for MUGEN. Thanks, Bane84! http://www.mugenguild.net/~bane84/

Indymedia Presents #203


Here is what is on Indymedia Presents #203:This show features the Mohawk IMC's piece, "Independent Media in a Time of War." As Bush's poll ratings plummet and support for the war crumbles, it occurs to us that there are a lot of Americans out there who are wondering "how they could have fallen for the lies?" What went wrong to make them believe there were weapons of mass destruction or that Iraq was responsible for 9/11? Americans are wondering, how did I ever believe in this Administration? With that in mind, we are revisiting this classic piece featuring Amy Goodman, which examines the role of the media in bamboozling the American public. This piece came out early in the Iraq war, but, now we are 3 years into the war and it is time to revisit it.There are real answers to the question,"how did I get tricked?"Pubic Access producers, community screeners, and IMCs are encouraged to screen or air "Indymedia Presents." To obtain the show on a regular basis, contact [email protected], or visit our web site at www.peppersprayproductions.org Logan's Run, Star Trek (all of them), Conan The Barbarian, Papermate Prostitute, etc.

Television:

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Myth Busters, Clifford the Big Red Dog, The Surreal Life, Monster House etc.

Heroes:

When the world lost Marx in 1883, it was his lifelong collaborator and companion Frederick Engels who, in a few plain paragraphs delivered as a eulogy at his graveside, summed up Marx's vast contributions to human thought: "Just as Darwin discovered the law of development of organic nature, so Marx discovered the law of development of human history: the simple fact, hitherto concealed by an overgrowth of ideology, that mankind must first of all eat, drink, have shelter and clothing, before it can pursue politics, science, art, religion, etc.; that therefore the production of the immediate material means of subsistence and consequently the degree of economic development attained by a given people or during a given epoch form the foundation upon which the state institutions, the legal conceptions, art, and even the ideas on religion, of the people concerned have been evolved, and in the light of which they must, therefore, be explained, instead of vice versa, as had hitherto been the case." ????
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My Blog

YouTube exchange

The following was recently left on my YouTube page as a comment:"Here's a story. Once upon a time there a little girl whose class was given a speech to do for school. She studied and worked on it for...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:39:00 PST

My Top 5 Intimate Lubricants

1.  PAM2.  Miracle Whip3.  WD-404.  3-IN-ONE5.  Crisco Light...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:44:00 PST

Sexxxy Time Music

My 'Top Ten List' of songs to make love to:1. "Moments in Love" by Art of Noise2. "Give Me Your Love" by Curtis Mayfield3. "The Model" by Kraftwerk4. "I Feel You" by Depeche Mode5. "Who's That Lady" b...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:06:00 PST

My latest response to the ’419ers’

Like pretty much everybody else out there with an e-mail address, I receive a number of scam e-mails in which someone claims that I stand to make a lot of money by helping/co-operating with them. ...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:04:00 PST

The Maoist Internationalist Movement on the Conan movies

Conan: The Barbarian Rated R 131 minutes Universal Studios 1981Conan: The Destroyer Rated PG 102 minutes Universal Studios 1984These movies feature a youthful action-hero played by Arnold Schwarzenegg...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST

Selections from Uncle Jesses diary

I bet you didn't know that Uncle Jesse had a diary, well now you do!  Through various acts of skullduggery, I was able to obtain a collection of xeroxes of random pages, and thus offered a glimps...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:47:00 PST

Global Warming News

Please go to: http://www.k-y.co.uk/bgdisplay.jhtml?itemname=brand_sample
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:41:00 PST

The Pinky Show on the "Vietnam War"

Pinky the cat, and her pal Bunny discuss the American imperialist invasion of Vietnam, as well as the historical background to that event, as well as some of its outcomes. ...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:10:00 PST

HELLO, I AM THE CAT

I am the cat that lives with Uncle Banana Head.  I feel extremely fortunate to have this opportunity to write my first blog.  Uncle thinks that I am not computer literate and that I could no...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

Reactionism on wikipedia page on Somalian history

Upon perusing the wikipedia page on the history of Somalia, I discovered this 'gem,' "Both Ethiopia and Somalia had followed ruinous socialist policies of economic development, and they were unable t...
Posted by Uncle Banana Head on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST