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vagina of useless shit

So punk i shit out leopard spots and puke up studs

About Me

im chester.i have like chelsea mullet bi hawk? i dunno it makes sense somehow. you already know me im a fucking geek. ummsometimes im high sometimes im drunk. youll probably hate me so yea. im not a hippie but i sound like one when i trip.umm yea buttsex rules fuck vaginas. id rather get high, slush puppies for life. fuck slurpees and icee's. black velvet woo and pbr but if you knew me and my face youd knwo i loved pbr. or if you were there around my birthday last year when i threw a little tantrum and got convinced to return in exchange fora cube of pbr. i wish you didnt know how to get to me. im a bordie nerd. everyone on the board hates me haha. half of san diego hates me and half thinks im totally rad ( no not like the band).i say lots of dumb stuff and who fucking cares if its grass or a grasshopper. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

drinking,reading,writing,getting money for my schwill, traveling, going to shows, slush puppies, taking shits, buttsex, slutty lesbians, hallucinogens, eating meat and slaughtering animals, sticking objects up ur anus.

I'd like to meet:

people who like to get fucked uppeople who will teach me how to surf and not let me drownpeople who have bbQ'speople who make really cool crafts/arts/photos/stuffvariations of people of different music interests because they all have something apealing to me especially cool noise music stuff that brings back good memories and it awesome when you are fryingpeople who dont just listen to "punk" cause punk sucks fuck you!people who dress their pets ridiculously people with sodaand the super person that has all that stuff and more

Music:

OI /CRUST/ GUTTER/METAL/ROCKABILLY /PSYCHOBILLY /GRINDCORE/ HARDCORE/REGGAE/SKA/THRASH oi scouts, subhumans,the varukers, capitolist casualties,discharge,chaos uk,total chaos, aus rotten, crass, conflict,toxic narcotic, narcaleptic youth, uk subs, bad brains, sublime,the buisness, oi polloi, fear, guns and roses, judas priest, ac dc, janes addiction,fleas and lice, the adicts, the cramps, dying fetus, rudimentary peni, cockney rejects, cocksparrer, greed, lower class brats, virus,unseen, di, doa, dying fetus, battalion of saints, 4 skins, ny relix, gg allin, johnny cash, buck o nine, op ivy, tsol, rage against the machine, murder junkies, jabbers, dystopia, filth, cradle of flith, morbid angel, fifteen, kaaos, greed, misery, charles bronson, terezodu,cattle decapitation,narcoleptic youth,dead kennedys,cicrcle jerks,the damned, neuropsis,filth,blatz,agent orange, the germs, dr know,the vibrators, the buzzcocks, stiff little fingers, bad brains,danzig,restraints, resisted discipline, funeral dress, pistol grip, MDC, nausea, caustic christ, open trench,terezodu,strap-onz,total chaos, doa, grimple,unholy grave, poop, the templars, oi scouts, skrewdriver, youth brigade, tradgedy, animosity,napalm death,megadeath, rattus, six string rebels, anal cunt, the lillingtons, fifteen, eeka mouse, lighning bolt, danny tanner, extinction of mankind, jeff ott, the unicorns, the mountain gotas, phobia, sublime, marley, specials, aquabats, buck-o-nine, bosstones, sheer terror, rat city riot, black flag, lost crudos, destroy, resist and exist, antischism, crucifix, disrupt,the moldy peaches, neutral milk hotel, jeuss lizard, skarp,ray charles, bach, beethoven, mozart,jerry lewis, the temptations, conformicide, chokin victim, leftover crack, life crisis, the amerikans, greed, anal cunt, antischizm, blatz, cephiliac carnage, kattle kedaver, fyp, gbh, jfa,gizzrds, drencrums, the STD's crimpshrine, the deadlines, the W's, the gerbils, a//political, nena, blondies, the go go's, the clash, ween, the b-52's, beastie boys, immortal technique, bone thugs n harmony,notorious BIG,brotha lynch hung, dr dre, run dmc, jov division,kiss me deadly, les georges leningrad, elf power,totally rad, apples in stereo, the gerbils,anarchoi,excrematory grindfuckers,filthy christians,bathtub shitter,no fucker,disclose,eskobruto,2 minutos,vivisick,the spits, the slits, eskobruto, apatia no, 2 minutos, sin dios, los crudos, brujeria, bread and water, fuck im dead, von doom, the dead fucks, the epileptics, anti nowhere league corrosion of conformity, squirtgun, the ghoulie ghouls, the dwarves,dead milkmen,quincy punx,erik peterson ,billy bragg, human greed,axe grinder,anal blast,cunt grinder,bruce banner, antisect, mr bungle faith no more,Dschinghis khan, spiky brats, anal blast, cock and ball torture, fuck im dead, anti cemix, pat benetar

Movies:

xorberation, the decline 3 , edward scissorhands, jaws, little shop of horrors, cry baby, top dog, mans best friend, run spot run, suburbia, labrynth, princess bride, clerks1 and 2, mallrats, jay and silent bob strike back, street trash, half baked, star wars... all of them except attack of the clones.

Television:

South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Mad TV, SNL, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Reno 911, Chappelles show, Simpsons, King of the hill, grim adventures of billy and mandy, dr katz, dragon ball z, old cartoons,whos the boss, mama's family, threes company,married with children, space ghost, brak,ufc, tales from the crypt, alf, garfield, the X(gameing not x games),morel oral, the young ones,sienfeld,

Books:

COloring....pure sunshine, you idiot, bio's, american hardcore, the penal code and things on law and government, i also like to read about drugs the effects how to make them what makes them work etc, books on photography,art/design, area 7, ice station, the joe strummer book, smack, dinosaur books, etc. shitty mainstream books(grisham, sanwers, koontz, evanovich, riley) crank, zines, Mr. Ott, coloring books are fun, choke, pirate books, slug and lettuce, WAC(womens action coallitoin,MEMPHIS TN), profane existance, some crimethink books, chalres bukowski, lawrence ferlinghetti,chuck palhunick(however you spell it). Star trek.

Heroes:

CHOMPER WOMPER!

My Blog

las vegas to reno

so yea me and my friend left vegas. umm we didnt go anywhere that night we snuck into the movies and slept there. we watched harry potter and transformers.which i must say ruled. it was a nice sleep e...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:47:00 PST

san diego to vegas

not very interesting. i hung out in san diego for like a month made cd's was lazy bbq'd. drank beer partied. gave some shitty tattoos to others and me. got a really awesome tatto(thanks erica)umm yea ...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST

bufallo->ca

ok so we were in bufallo. hanging out. Um the next day i got seperated from dave and laz.  i ran into christian from vegas. we hung out. later we smoked and drank some. the next day we hung aroun...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

chicago-> bufallo,NY

 We left chicago on monday i think. i got this cool squeeky dick at gay pride in chicago. Emil and her friend got there that night. we got some beer btu i didnt drink yea i just got really s...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

chicago

i dont remember where i left off. but anyways i saw life crisis. umm went downtown . we went to this cool bbq in the park for this guys birthday. there were some cool people. umm we went back to this ...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:39:00 PST

nashville to chicago

well i finally made it this morning. We finally left nashville but the day  before we actually left we were walking. And we were drinking. we went by the cumberland river. I had to leave cause i ...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

leavin nashville

the other day some traveleres. came into town. I know one from SF and the other two i just met. So we were gonna hop out yesterday but we got a late start i smoked all my weed in the AM, We drank...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

nashville

ok so me and tim got here. the first night did nothing much slept in a field. The next day we wandered. Later went to the so called chill area of town  near where we slept. Met this cool dude sho...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:04:00 PST

ok so sd->tenesse

me leah and carlos left san diego. I was sick it sucked all cold and achey thinking i broke myself. Anyways we stayed in tempe for a few days. The first night we drank whiskey. The next day we went to...
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:57:00 PST

since sf

so i went back to vegas for about a week. got fucked up you know.  hung out outside a show briefly. Than i went to hollyweird hunt out there for a few  than venice for like a day and a half....
Posted by vagina of useless shit on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:15:00 PST