Music, robots, Dave Foley, David Cross, comic books (It's a GRAPHIC NOVEL!), rebuilding pianos, repairing pianos, playing pianos, making art with scraps from pianos, pianos, guitar, accordion, banjos, Gay rights, pro-abortion (I sell wire hangers for a REASON.), anti-cooperations, Okie Noodling, camping, telling stories about the sea, porn, porn, porn, porn, dead hookers, samsonite briefcases, red sweaters, short busses, car pooling, Kontra banned products, food that you can eat, fisting, donkey punching, Dirty Sanchez's, glass bottom boats, spedoinkaling, sun's that are as full as a baked potato, enormous genitals, religious debates, politics
"Pop culture reference from Clash of the Titans!" "Obscure dictator from the 14th century to seem 'smart' but really I just looked it up on Wikipedia!"AND..."Another, more witty pop culture icon such as Tom Wopat but not that obvious!"
Animal Collective, Animals, Architecture in Helsinki, Aretha Franklin, Air, Arcade Fire, Andrew Bird, The Birthday Party, Bologna Ponies, Bedhead, Broken Social Scene, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, Beastie Boys (old, pre inter-galactic bullshit), Beck, Bauhaus, Beatles, Blonde Redhead, Bunky, Caribou, Charles Mingus, Crooks and Nannies, Crispin Glover, Cibo Matto, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Curtains, David Bowie, Detachment Kit, DeVotchka, De La Soul, Deerhoof, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Dizzee Rascal, Django Reinhardt, Dr. Octagon, Devo, Ennio Morricone, Enon, Fugees, Freestyle Fellowship, Geneva, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, The Grateful Dead, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Half Japanese, Heavy Trash, Iggy and the Stooges, Islands, Jacques Dutronc, Jefferson Airplane, Jeff Buckley, Joanna Newsom, Julia Vorontsova, Jurassic 5, June of 44, John Zorn, The Kinks, King of France, !!!, Lali Puna, Led Zeppelin, Leningrad, Les Savy Fav, Liars, Love, Manu Chao, M. Ward, Modest Mouse (pre-whatever the fuck is happening now), Mos Def, Mr. Bungle, Martian Horses, Miles Davis, Nancy Sinatra, Nick Drake, Nouvelle Vague, Ornette Coleman, Os Mutantes, Pavement, Peter Gabriel, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Prince (o{+), Pulp, Radiohead, Roy Orbison, The Rolling Stones, Rilo Kiley, Rudresh Mahanthappa, Saul Williams, Sigur Ros, Simon and Garfunkle, Stephen Malkmus, Swinging Addis, Talking Heads, Thievery Corporation, They Might Be Giants, They Shoot Horses Don't They?, Tom Waits, Tosca, Unicorns, The Ventures, Tober Omi, The Velvet Underground (& Nico), The Who, Yo La Tengo, Zombies,
Flash Gordon, The Man Who Wasn't There, Raising Arizona, Adaptation, Cave Dwellers, Mitchell!, Manos: Hands of Fate, Goonies, Holy Mountain, Tuvalu, Hotel Splendid, Schizopolis, Labrynth, City of Lost Children, Performance, Breakin', Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Wings of Desire, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?, Lost in Translation, Take the Money and Run, Annie Hall, The Shape of Things, Your Friends and Neighbors, In the Company of Men, Happiness, Love Liza, Sir Lawrence of Arabia, Noi, The Green Butchers, Anything related to comic books (especially the original Fantastic Four movie from the late 80s. The Thing looked like a brownie and/or a turd. Awesome effects.), Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Baxter, Strangers With Candy the Movie, Indiana Jones trilogy, The Last Picture Show, The Seventh Sign, Au Resevoire Les Enfants, Time Bandits, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Miller's Crossing, Dead Man, Coffee and Cigarettes, 2001 blah blah, Dr. Strangelove, Cool as Ice, and China Town.
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Dog Bites Man, Comedians of Comedy, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Lucky Louie, Stella, Mr. Show, and anything...and I mean ANYTHING on the Trinity Broadcast Network.
Adam Eve and the Serpent - Elaine Pagels, How the Dead Live - Will Self, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Jonathan Safran Foer, Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris, Sock Monkey - Tony Millionaire, Webster's Dictionary - I'm on the letter G!, Milton Berle's Joke File (Over 10,000 of his best one liners, anecdotes and jokes) - Milton Berle c.1989 (He is a GENIUS. Man, what he can do with a zinger will get you pregnant!)