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Lady Maggot

But I digress: you play Sorry!; I play chess.

About Me



Often misinterpreted, Lady Maggot is a creature shrouded in mystery. It has been said that she’s never without her ____________. Last year alone she killed forty _______, often leaving the ______ for the rats and crows to finish off. Lady Maggot despises the unicorn, and at one time kept one of them as a slave. His name was SilkyWingFuck, and he had to do all of her _________ for her. One day Lady ran out of fuel for her army, so she had to kill him to give them a snack. Maggots are so _______ when they’re young. Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
I am Ash, from the "Evil Dead" trilogy. I'm the guy with the...chainsaw.
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My Interests

Tattoos, pool, bass guitars, scaring/scarring yuppies, cheap roller derby, sci-fi, comic books (especially Transmetropolitan, Y:The Last Man, Hewlitt & Martin's Tank Girl, JTHM, Wild C.A.T.S., Preacher, Gaiman's Sandman, Purgatory, and many more), burlesque, maps, literature, striped socks, braids, Doc Martens, painting, Scrabble (I WILL beat you), Goth Loli, enlightenment, maggots, keyboards, hearts, flowers, gore, wine, art (especially Mondrian, Klimt, Mucha, Coop, Simone Legno & Audrey Kawasaki), action figures, pens, paper

I'd like to meet:

1. Fellow tattooed and/or pierced individuals who are just as frustrated as I am about discrimination against our creed/"race" in the workforce of our country. If you don't understand what I'm talking about, ask me; I can rant for hours. 2. Frank Black 3. Jeanette Lee 4. Lauren Ambrose 5. Christopher Moore 6. Rob Zombie 7. Paul Booth 8. A ghost. 9. No Nazis, please. Of any sort. Oh, and no people who think that they're vampires and/or spell it "vampyre". ***NOTE ON COMMENTS*** Lady Maggot is not a billboard. Show flyers will automatically be DENIED.

Music:

!!!, AbelCain, Amanda Palmer, Amon Tobin, Animal Collective, Aphid, Architecture In Helsinki, Bangalore, Battles, Belle & Sebastian, Bikini Kill, Bjork, Black Box Recorder, Blonde Redhead, Bob Dylan, Boris, Brian Viglione, Carla Bozulich, Causey Way, Chicks On Speed, Clap!Clap!, Clinic, Clutch, Combustible Edison, Crass, Crooks & Nannies, Cursive, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Deerhoof, Deftones, Dick Dale, Ed Hall, Electric Six, Elliott Smith, FRANK BLACK, Fugazi, Gals Panic, GBV, Gina Young, Goodness, Hammerbox, Hank Williams Sr., Heart, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Hot Hot Heat, Jabbering Trout, Jack White, Joanna Newsom, Jose Gonzales, Kiiiiiii, L7, Le Tigre, Lee Dockery, Lou Reed, Love Bucket, Magik Markers, Marilyn Manson (shut up his IQ is higher than yours), Medicine, Melissa Auf Der Maur, Merle Haggard, Mice Parade, Mike Patton, Ministry, Mon Frere, Morphine, Neko Case, Nouvelle Vague, Oingo Boingo, Outkast, PJ Harvey, Patti Smith, Peenbeets, Perry Farrell, Phil Norman, Pixies, Playdoh Squad, Poe, Pong, Primus, Prince, Radiohead, Revco, Reverend Horton Heat, Rob Zombie, Screeching Weasel, Singin' In The Rain (Soundtrack), Siouxsie Sioux, Sixteen Deluxe, Skatenigs, Slayer, Smoosh, Sonic Youth, Squarepusher, Suzanne Vega, Sweetjuice, Switchblade Symphony, Tally Hall, Television, That dog., The Beta Band, The Books, The Cramps, The Cure, The Dresden Dolls, The Flametrick Subs, The Jesus Lizard, The Misfits, The New York Dolls, The Police, The Thulsa Doom, The Vapors, Tober Omi, Tom Waits, Tool, Tori Amos, Tre Lux, Trent Reznor, Trina, TV On The Radio, Unsane, Venetian Snares, Ween, Xiu Xiu

Movies:

Heathers, Waiting For Guffman, Psycho Beach Party, Ghost World, House of 1000 Corpses, Jet Li's Fearless, The Tripper, There Will Be Blood, Secretary, Children Of Men, Cecil B. Demented, Welcome to Woop Woop, No Country For Old Men, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cry-Baby, 28 Days Later, Ringu, Idle Hands, A Mighty Wind, Party Girl, Kill Bill, Trees Lounge, No Such Thing, Pan's Labyrinth, Adaptation., Shaun of the Dead, the Godfather schtuff, Spirited Away, Hostel, Braveheart, Gross Pointe Blank, Pet Semetary 2, Cloak & Dagger, Return of the Jedi

Television:

6 Feet Under, Rome, Ninja Warrior, Arrested Development, ATHF, Farscape, The New & Improved Battlestar Galactica, Graham Norton, Lucky Louie, The Sarah Silverman Program, Samurai Champloo, NewsRadio, Robot Chicken, LA Ink, PR, The Mighty Boosh, Lucy DotD (Yes, I proudly admit that I. Watch. Television.)

Books:

Jitterbug Perfume, Slaughter House Five, Practical Demon-Keeping, the Dark Tower series (say thankya), the Harry Potter Experience, IT, Rose Madder, Imajica, The Thief of Always, Neil Gaiman's short stories (Snow Glass Apples especially), Fluke (Or: I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings), Still Life With Woodpecker, Ender's schtuff, Bluebeard, The Butter Battle Book, The Tall Book of Make-Believe, House of Leaves (fucking YES), my comp II English textbook, the complete ee cummings, selected excerpts from Cunt, the Oxford English Dictionary.

Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem, Jeanette Lee, Christopher Moore... oh, and my grandmother.

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My Blog

I Told You, Its Not My Fault

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...Bitch-SlapYou are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant."You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You a...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:44:00 PST

Skanky Survey

Stolen from Elise, who obviously stole it from someone else what with all of the grammatical errors made by the questioner.  Enjoy... or ignore.  I really don't care anymore.Name something y...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:41:00 PST

Luke Is Innocent

OK, Luke is not the person who sent it.  This is what Dayna sent me: "I got this message from Luke... Body: ...and I thought you ought to see it. For what it's worth, he seems ...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 06:24:00 PST

Advice - Take It Or Leave It

It's OK to laugh when a drunken boy walks up to you, reaches into his pocket, and produces a tiny triceratops made out of aluminum foil.  It is especially OK if he then says in a gravely wise ton...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:00:00 PST

Crush A Pastry Into Their Hooptie; Shred Their Black Fundamental Doll

What a beautiful morning& blue skies, bass thumping from the passing hoopties, all of the knowledge I possess.  There was a time when I feared all of that knowledge was too much to fit into my br...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:11:00 PST

Happy Birthday To Us

Some highlights of Virgo Fest& 1) Random people double bouncing each other. 2) Beating a blue bird to death with Phil's cane.  OK, the blue bird was a piñata filled with booze, condoms and lube...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:32:00 PST

Lives & Times Of The Mediocre - 3

Ivan lit his clove cigarette and cracked the window of his ancient blue Chevy van.  It had been two hours since the last clove, which had left him coughing for fifteen minutes.  The things a...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:44:00 PST

Pineapple Express: An Excercise In Stupidity (Part 1)

Spoiler Alert!  I am about to retell the tale of "Pineapple Express" in my own words.  Some of the words might actually speak the truth& but who knows which ones?  You'll have to go see...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:30:00 PST

I Call Bullshit!

http://www.cnn.com/video/?JSONLINK=/video/us/2008/...A middle school student is suspended because of the color she dyed her hair. KYTV's Marie Saavedra reports. The same thing happened to me in 11th g...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:22:00 PST

PR - An Homage To Some Who Went Too Soon

Why.  Why.  Why.*guitar riff*Stupid Minnie Mouse bow.She wore a teeny weeny Missoni-print bikini...What's up with all of the cute, blonde, TALENTED female designers who were aufed before the...
Posted by Lady Maggot on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:44:00 PST