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Chris Is Amazing!!!!!!

About Me

I'm over 100 years old and have lived through 3 depressions. I killed 30 Jerry's in WWII and would gladly kill 30 more if they'd let me. I'm totally into Usher...and once I saw a walrus! ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some douche....or a kid with cancer. I think that would make me feel really grateful that I don't have cancer.

My Blog

don't you think I'm a badass?..........WELL, FUCK YOU!!

I'ts the year 2010...THE FUTURE! and over the past 5 years it occurs to me that I am some what of a bad ass, watch this (fuckin' sweet roundhouse kick) that's right, yeah. Anyway, so yeah, turns out I...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jun 2010 22:35:00 GMT

One of you sons of bitches rubbed a fuckin lamp and have rendered me MUTE!!!!!

Ha, ha. Very funny, so I’m temporarily mute. So what, I can still party. Went to bed Saturday totally not mute, woke up Sunday stone fuckin’ mute, so what up? Did one of you ugly jeal...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:49:00 GMT

This just in :I'm totally Fuggin' Sweet.

Just thought those of you who hadn't seen me in a while might be wondering how I'm doin'. I'm fine. I mean, I'm still totally fuggin' balls out sweet if that's what you're askin'. If that's not what y...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jul 2005 19:38:00 GMT

Do these pants make my cock look fat?

Oh right, I'm not wearing any pants, so I guess my cock makes my cock look fat. I just wanted to give the ladies an excuse to take a good (hard?...yeah..das' right) look at what most doctors describe ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jun 2005 13:39:00 GMT

HEEEEY COMPLETE STRANGER ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...... hey you, how come nunna'  you jerk-off strangers wanna be my friend, huh....what are ya' some kinda' assholes or somethin'? I hypothosize the answer to be yes. Nunna' ya'll don't know c...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:44:00 GMT