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Douglas

It was the worst park ever; It was bees, hot and wood - Addison Miller 16 months old

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MyWackoSpace MySpace Slideshow Upload Images MySpace Graphics MySpace Editor MyWackoSpace MySpace Slideshow Upload Images MySpace Graphics MySpace EditorI work in a print shop for Pitney Bowes at a Pfizer facility and get paid to do as little as humanly possible. If it were any more laid back at work I would have a nap time set up and am trying to get a coffee shop/video store off the ground. I also write whenever I am given the chance
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Michael Legge, Jess Franco (again!), David Cronenberg,Paul Scarbo,Robert Crumb and Rhonda Baughman.
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Music:

Laurie Anderson, They Might Be Giants, Blondie, Awful Goodness, The Donnas, The Grateful Dead, Bobby Darin, Dead Milkmen, Violent Femmes, Patrick Elkins, Annie Palmer, Actual Birds, Frank Sinatra, Midnight Oil, The Misfits, The Go Gos, Jane Wiedlin, Talking Heads, The Ramones, Queen, The Sparks, The Clash, Elvis Costello, Dick Dale, SXX and many, many more.

Movies:

Resurrection Game, Severe Injuries, Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction, Dawn Of The Dead (The real one!), Jungle Virgin Force, Princess Bride, West Side Story, Loons, Democrazy, Brain Drainer, Honey Glaze, Dr. Horror's Erotic House Of Idiots, Beer Muscles, All David Cronenberg Films,

Television:

Prison Break, Hell's Kitchen, Gene Simmon's Family Jewels

Books:

THE BIBLE!!! Herbert's Dune series (Not the new ones by his bastard son), All Phillip K. Dick, The Corneilus Chronicles, Templar Knight History books. Anything by Elizabeth A. Lynn.

Heroes:

Jesus and my wife and my children who show me more than I could ever believe was possible.

My Blog

How is everyone?

I have not blogged here in ages. If you want to read up on what is going on in my little neck of the world I suggest;   douglaslanawaltz.blogspot.com   If you want to know what I'm watching,...
Posted by Douglas on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:51:00 PST

Quentin Tarantino is an ass!

How's that for a title? Feeling pretty bloggy today. It has to do with the DVD release of Death Proof tomorrow. when GRINDHOUSE was released it was a concept film. Death Proof was part of the concept....
Posted by Douglas on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST

Mark My Words

Seems there was an accident in Gary, Indiana that claimed the lives of two young men. The sad part is the two men that were rescued by law enforcement officials told the officers that there were two m...
Posted by Douglas on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST

THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK!!!!

THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK2007Starring Michael Legge and Lorna NogueiraWritten and Directed by Michael Legge I have been addicted to a cable access show for quite some time. I am speaking, of course, of...
Posted by Douglas on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:58:00 PST

Howdy All!

Wondering what I've been up to?you could go to my blog atdouglaslanawaltz.blogspot.comorI could just tell you.Thursday, on the way home I fell off my bike. Now by fell I mean launched through the air ...
Posted by Douglas on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:23:00 PST

AVAILABLE FOR PRE ORDER

..> AVAILABLE FOR PRE ORDER!!!!! The newest chapbook 3/4 Time Books is now available for pre order! For only ten bucks postage paid you receive a signed and numbered copy of Attack Of The Creature...
Posted by Douglas on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:32:00 PST

THE DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK...Coming Soon!!!!!

Director Michael Legge has informed me that his newest comedic epic is on the way to the labs for processing. Soon we will get The Dungeon OF Dr. Dreck! Very cool stuff. And it will come with dec...
Posted by Douglas on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

Go Check It Out!

The place to go for quality horror fiction is; www.myspace.com/threequartertimebooks Sign up as one of my friends today and get a years subscription to our horror fiction zine On The Night Highways.Si...
Posted by Douglas on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

Pimping My Blogs

Here They Are Folks! Go and read 'em! douglaslanawaltz.blogspot.com divineexploitation.blogspot.com Seeya!
Posted by Douglas on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

AN IDEA

So, both of the black and white machines are broken so I might as well blog, right? Right! I was trying to come up with an idea for successful movies and I realized what works. Gimmicks. In the 50's,...
Posted by Douglas on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:53:00 PST