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Fidget Bronson

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About Me


I am currently under construction.
You have: bureaucracy, command, control,
surveillance, restraint, rule...
You want: unruly, fly-away hair with a tendency to stick out at dubious angles...
Let us make the city into a radiant workshop for the new art.
I want to see wolves in the high street eating babies and tearing the faces off policemen.
I believe there's something out there watching over us.
Unfortunately, it's the government.
Look around the city next time you're out - look up a little higher than normal - see what's up there.
I did these:
"There is a German word, funktionslust, which means the pleasure of doing, of producing an effect as distinct from the pleasure of attaining the effect or having something. Creativity exists in the searching even more than in the finding or being found."
-from Free Play: Improvisation in Life and Art
Now, consider this:
HAPPY NOW?
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My Interests

..ADVERTISING IS THE RATTLING OF A STICK INSIDE A SWILL BUCKET

www.indymedia.org.uk - Network of individuals, independent and alternative media activists and organisations, offering grassroots, non-corporate, non-commercial coverage of important social and political issues. ONLINE!

www.cddc.vt.edu/sionline - Situationist International... ONLINE!

www.bopsecrets.org/ - Bureau Of Public Secrets. Yes, ONLINE!

www.socialscrutiny.org - Political Satire ONLINE!

www.thefword.org.uk - Feminism - ONLINE!

www.private-eye.co.uk - Private Eye: ONLINE!

www.viz.co.uk - The Viz ONLINE!

I'd like to meet:


The person responsible for inventing wind-up sushi!

Music:

AC/DC, Alabama 3, Aphex Twin, Beastie Boys, Dylan, Marley, Butthole Surfers, The Clash, Cypress Hill, Derrick Morgan, The Doors, Fairport Convention, Gil Scott Heron, Grandmaster Flash, Grateful Dead, Guns N Roses, The Infadels, Incubus, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, Jerry Garcia, Hendrix, Joni Mitchell, Jurassic 5, KD Lang, Little Richard, Marianne Faithful, Misty In Roots, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, Nouvelle Vague, NWA, Patti Smith, Peaches, Pixies, Propellorheads, Pulp, Rage Against The Machine, Ray Charles, The Roots, Toots and the Maytals, Siouxsie and the Banshies, The Specials, The Smiths, The Velvet Underground, Velvet Revolver, Violent Femmes, Woody Guthrie

Movies:

Airplane!, Before Sunrise / Before Sunset, Blood Simple, A Clockwork Orange, The Conversation, Dancer in the Dark, Dead Ringers, Easy Rider, Fargo, Freaks, Funny Games, Ghost World, Happiness, The Idiots, I Shot Andy Warhol, Jabberwocky, Jacob's Ladder, Kill Bill, The Killing, L'Âge D'Or, Leon, Manhattan, Naked Lunch, Napoleon Dynamite, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Parallax View, Pulp Fiction, Quadrophenia, Rabid, Rear Window, Sabotage, The Shining, This is Spinal Tap, Three Colours Red / White / Blue, Un Chien Andalou, The Vanishing, Velvet Goldmine, Wild At Heart, XX/YY, Your Friends and Neighbours, Z, Zelig

Television:

Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Auf Wiedersehn Pet, The Avengers, Brass Eye, Catterick, The Chuckle Brothers, Columbo, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Day Today, Dr. Who, Fawlty Towers, Jam, King of the Hill, Knight Rider, The Likely Lads, People Like Us, Perry Mason, Picket Fences, Porridge, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob Squarepants, Taxi, The Toxic Avenger, Twin Peaks

Books:

The TRIAL (Kafka), Animal Farm, 1984 (Orwell), The Outsider (Camus), The Plague (Camus), The Double (Dostoyevski), On the Road (Kerouac), Steppenwolf (Hess), Nausea (JP Sartre), Shampoo Planet (Douglas Coupland), Fat is a Feminist Issue (Suzi Orbach), A Life of One's Own (Marion Milner), And the Ass Saw the Angel (Nick Cave)

Heroes:

.. Hunter S. Thompson
Nick Cave
Marianne Faithful
Banksy
Jack Kerouac
Alan Partridge
Victor Meldrew
Marty Feldman
Chris Morris
Berthold Brecht
David Lynch (..or is it Melvyn Bragg?)
Douglas Coupland
Grant Morrison
Eddie Izzard
Tom Waits
Charlie Chaplin

My Blog

Carry On Casino

...am I the only person in the world that happens to see a slight resemblance between Daniel Craig and Sid James?  ...
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST

Steve Irwin: Just Deserts for the Animal World

Steve Irwin: Anti-Tribute  While the world cries crocodile tears for multi-millionaire, cultural cringe inducing, Australian stereotype perpetuating Steve Irwin, I propose a toast. Her...
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

The Cake to Annihilate all Cakes


Posted by Fidget Bronson on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:29:00 PST

Furniture Restoration for Goldfish

...and here was me thinking that dogs lacked the fine motor skills that are necessary for knitting... knitting improves concentration as well as eye-paw co-ordination. because it takes effort to ...
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

Steve Irwin in Croc-Shock Sodomy Scandal

SHOCK! IRWIN SLIPS COCK IN CROC!
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:19:00 PST

Boris Johnson Inhales Football Pitch

BORIS JOHNSON INHALES FOOTBALL PITCH
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

Traffic Cone Caught on Camera in Child-Sex Shocker

Traffic Cone Caught on Camera in Child-Sex Shocker The cone, model number A91002, manufactured by Chinese import / export giant Ningbo Jala Enterprise Co. Ltd., but living in Belize, today made a cou...
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:01:00 PST

Banksy

Banksy slapped this little beauty on the side of a sexual health clinic, overlooked by Bristol City Council Offices. The council are encouraging debate amongst residents as to whether it is publi...
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST

jail break

'Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak', sang Thin Lizzy in 1976, 'somewhere in this town'. Well, I'm guessing it's going to be at the prison.
Posted by Fidget Bronson on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:08:00 PST

perspecto-rama


Posted by Fidget Bronson on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:54:00 PST