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The Shits

Super-GRoupa, Shites are gonna blind me!

About Me

In 1993 Jamie and Jon were headhunted by Gaz Death, together with Mark Greenwood they formed Earwig. By the end of 1996 after lots of touring, they split up. Jamie went to Timbuktoo to search for the elixir of shite. Jon injected drink and other things into his eyes.Jamie found shit and returned, triumphant. After drying out Jon was kicked out of The Bulbs for being insane. He had a hold over Michael in a nasty blackmaily way, so he dragged him, kicking and screaming, into The Shits.This unstoppable force. This trident of pure rock power. This beautiful monster. This blazing wrongness. This piece of shit. This analysts dream. This fella walked into a bar. This brianchild of stupidity. This colostomy of style, has now become much bigger, and more powerful than anyone could ever begin to imagine.Appearing sometimes as sluttish harlots, or as babies, or priests,...or more probably, in the nude, they wow fans everywhere. Playing to rockers, jazzers, hip hoppers, doctors, AND nurses. A Shits gig is sure to be enjoyed by all the family.Jamie also plays with The Burning Hells and The Hangmen. Michael is still a member of The bulBs. Jon is a Shit but says he has a member and if you come to a gig you might see it.


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Member Since: 6/12/2006
Band Members: JON O'SHITGEETAR NOISE, SCREAMING :MICKY SHITTAMBASS, WAILING :JAMIE MACSHITTAMDRUMS, MOANING
Influences: ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW
Record Label: I Fuckin Dare Ya
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Shits playing a gig?

Who could believe it? If i can find Jamie before the 30th we will be rocking The Avalon in Whitley Bay. Imagine if all you could say to your grandchildren was " Yes i knew they where playing but i cou...
Posted by The Shits on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:41:00 PST

What the fuck!

The Shits spent 2 hours in the same room as each other with instruments playing The Shits songs that we all know, love and remember? well most anyway. So fucking what i hear you ask. What the fuck has...
Posted by The Shits on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:34:00 PST

Don't worry too much.

The Shits contrary to popular belief are not dead, they are just having difficulty in getting themselves into the same room at the same time. We hopefully shall manage to do this in the near future. I...
Posted by The Shits on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

Gig at The Chilly

GO TO THE CHILLINGHAM....We's got the long awaited return of The Burning Hells. The irrepressable Ryan Is Fun. All topped nicely off with those lords of insanity The Shits.
Posted by The Shits on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST