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About Me

who is Capt Wardrobe?
come to this:

Captain Wardrobe demonstrates his unique ability to annoy with a live chip tunes jam...

to book me, or just say "howdy chicken-wing" contact Captain Wardrobe
[email protected]

My Interests


Captain Wardrobe
Music/noise programming
& sequencing, keyboards, guitars, bleeps & toys, mixer, tapeloops, found sounds, vox, monologues...Photomontage / Artworks, T-Shirts, Backdrops, Slidework/projections

Trauma A/V

visit my shops

Please feel free to have a Listen to my album:
Terrorist Activity
[click the track name in the player to start the noise off]

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I'd like to meet:


If you have read this far: CONGRATULATIONS: you have an attention span! Here are some of my offerings
captain wardrobes
synthetic
web garden
is my homepage which offers a link to everything i've done!
[redirector address = wardrobe.means.it]
gizmochimps - was my first music project - breakbeat techno experiments
[redirector = gizmochimps.means.it]
Full spectrum analysis - was a later 'dub electro' music project
[redirector address = fsa.chills.it]
here are some of my acoustic songs on Soundclick - to prove that i can play [a little] and not just press buttons on my 'puter all day long!
The news in Vague - offers a satirical insight into todays twattish news media
down with murder inc is a politcal site examining the systemic murder & abuse of humans/ animals & the enivronment by the corporate elite paymasters & slave owners
[redirector address = murderinc.rules.it]

i do hope you get sumfing out of my humble offerings...

Music:


imagine a list of every band, movie, TV show, book in the world in a really fucking teenage & boring way...
how many of you realise that the corporations rely on your hormonal rage & emotion , your teen-based obsessions in order to calculate a memetic, viral marketing strategy...?

Movies:


yeah! i like the movies...
If you haven't been to a proper drive-in Movie...GO NOW!
but i must insist that Hollywood is a sham...

Television:


the TV is a device for the mass programming of a specific mind-set...

That's MIND-SET!

Books:


Books contain information which may or may not be true...this is no bad thing...it enables us to critically think...
I love them as objects...i love the way you lose track of time when you have your head in one
so...yes... i read them...and i look at the pictures, too!

Heroes:

kill your idols

My Blog

Captain Wardrobe Must Die - The Movie

A few word s by Roger [Laptop Acid Experience]the  director of "Captain Wardrobe must die"   For the past few weeks [months! (cw)] myself and the good captain (Paul Cobbin)  have b...
Posted by captain wardrobe on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

Eclipse Party photos

  http://www.declarepeace.org.uk/captain/cw/elipse/elipse.html PICS: anniversary party at Elipse studios, newcastle...March 2007 ...
Posted by captain wardrobe on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:38:00 PST

THE QUIZ TO END ALL FUCKING QUIZZES!!!! [comedy]

..> THE QUIZ TO END ALL FUCKING QUIZZES!!!! [comedy] Body: 1. First off, what's your name?why you fucking personal cunt...! mind your own damn fucking business...2. Ok, but what do people call you?...
Posted by captain wardrobe on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

new lyrics: look busy

look busy [written 14/1/2007] its getting out of handwhen you find yourselfliving in a landwhere moods are definedas mental illness corporate slavesbeing told how to behaveand if you don't fit inwith ...
Posted by captain wardrobe on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:29:00 PST

Review of the Sept 26th acoustic gig @ The Cluny

Gig Review By Paul T Cobbin [the following gig review may or may not appear in the next issue of The Informer] Liam Fender Deadhead Stickers Jamie O'Neill The Cluny - Aug 26th 2006   And so... u...
Posted by captain wardrobe on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST

Important things to remember

important things to remember:1. Eat Nice Dinners2. Have a nice Poo!3. Don't kill anyone on purpose...[hey! accidents do happen!]4. Hey! Fer Chrissakes! Leave those Kids alone!if you know of abuse: SPE...
Posted by captain wardrobe on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:03:00 PST

RIP Arthur Lee

I would have liked to have met Arthur Lee from the seminal 60's band 'Love'...although i was lucky enough to see him play last year in Newcastle... Arthur died Aug 2006...RIP, to a major influenc...
Posted by captain wardrobe on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:41:00 PST