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About Me

I dream of being the fourth member of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I've also come to the realization that I'll never appear on an episode of the t.v. series "Emergency!". Apparently it was cancelled in the '70's...who knew?
My great conversation killer is when everyone is talking cars and the inevitable question comes, "If you could have any car..." You always hear the same answers...a Mustang, a 'Vette, Porsche etc... I always say, "The Batmobile" which is always followed up with blank stares and a quick change of topics.
My drink of choice is the almighty Captain and Diet Coke, which is used to chase down all that Jagermeister. If you see me, you're more than welcome to buy one for me, drink one with me, or spill one on me. Just don't throw it up on me. That's already been done at a Metallica concert.
These are people I've walked in on while they were in the bathroom:
Ozzy Osbourne (ask me about it sometime)
Eric Carr (KISS) -he was flossing his teeth.
Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield (Metallica) - who, by the way, were using the same toilet...AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
DON'T FORGET TO CATCH ME ON BIG 105.9 IN MIAMI AND KNST IN TUCSON.

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My Interests

Playing guitar and writing music, going to concerts, window shopping on ebay, getting inked, collecting action figures (they're NOT dolls), going to theme parks to ride the craziest rollercoasters I can find, getting lost inside magazines from the 40's 50's and 60's, and anything comic book related, from movies and t.v shows to statues to clothing to cereal boxes and fast food promotions. If it has a superhero on it I want it!

I'd like to meet:

YOU!!!

Music:

KISS, Rush, Van Halen, Alice in Chains, The Who, Deftones, Powerman 5000, Foo Fighters, Audioslave, Marilyn Manson, She Wants Revenge, KoRn, Soundgarden, The Beatles, The Killers, Pantera, Lit, Judas Priest, The Strokes, Poison, Queensryche, Velvet Revolver, The Doors, Avenged Sevenfold, White Zombie, Filter, Smashing Pumpkins and the music that I constantly hear in my head, which, by the way, ROCKS!!

Movies:

I've never seen the Godfather, and at this point probably never will. Give me Boogie Nights, Caddyshack, This is Spinal Tap, or a great superhero or Star Wars flick and I'm good. For some reason I've also noticed that I like most Meg Ryan movies, although I don't particularly like her.

Television:

I'm not a huge television watcher but, the current shows I Tivo are Smallville and Heroes.

Books:

I lean towards the classics, you know, "Of Mice and Men", "A Tale of Two Cities", and of course, "The Dirt" by Motley Crue.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, KISS, and my grandfather, who hated all of them.