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Madison

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm funny. I have a nice rack. I have OCD and I pick my cuticles. I have skinny legs. I like to eat, read, sleep, cry, weep, judge people, wish death upon anyone named Hilton, play with dogs, blame my parents, and listen to the Smiths. I am deep. I love my job. I like TV. I'm kinda famous. I like to douse myself with perfume and then stand on crowded elevators. I showed Howard Stern my boobs once. I kinda want a boyfriend to kiss and make sweet love to. I'm really into feelings and talking about them. I want to get married and then knocked up. I love jeans. I think about jeans 24/7. I'd rather marry my jeans than some stupid man. I hate everyone. Especially people who use the word retarded. Knock it off.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jon Hamm from mad Men. And cute, nice boyz without facial hair. Or gays. Or wise old men who will give me insight without staring at the twins. Cutters. My Chinese baby. People in therapy. Non slutty broads who will worship me. People who are uglier than me who like indie bands and the Office. Kind folk who don't spit or snap their gum. And peeps who cover their mouths when they yawn. People who know the difference between your and you're.

My Blog

me

Hi y'all!!!! If you're missing me loads on First Wave, Alt Nation and Jay Thomas, just be patient! I'll be back on the air next week. I'm home recovering from a little nip/tuck. Godpseed, Madison
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:13:00 GMT

The OC

I realize that I'm like 5 years late on this but I love love love love love The OC. Holy Shizz. Why didn't anyone tell me? Adam Brody's Seth Cohen is my ideal man: adorable, obsessed with Indie rock ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:42:00 GMT

salt water flush

I just drank a liter of salt water in an effort to lose 5 pounds in one sitting. It was foul. Yet effective. It was like a colonic without the ass tube. You should try it. Now I'm drinking diet tea an...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:15:00 GMT

My schedule

You should probably know when I'm on the air, since I'm like the best dj ever!!! Here goes: Monday-Friday 3-6pm East on First Wave 22 Mon-Fri 6p-12 am AltNation 21 Mondays and Thursdays on Jay Thomas ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:22:00 GMT

Lookin’ for cutters

I am looking for new friends who happen to be cutters. I am fascinated. Also, I've been working out with a trainer so i can kick your ass.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:35:00 GMT

my new favorite band

Listen and love the band Stars. If you don't, go screw yourself six different ways. They are amahhhzing!!!!! They have a bunch of albums. Their songs are prettier than you. Suck it. The album Set Your...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:31:00 GMT

Jay Thomas

Yo bitches and hoes, I'm on the Jay Thomas Show Monday's and Thursday's!!!! Sirius Stars 102!!! 3-6pm East!!!!! Give it a listen!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 17:17:00 GMT

if i denied you...

... i didn't mean it. I don't know how to type.
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:24:00 GMT

The Secret

Ok. So it's all about the law of attraction. Think positive and positive things will come your way. But what if you have cancer? Are you just supposed to wish it away??? I need to talk to Oprah bout t...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 15:55:00 GMT

Travolta

Why would anyone pay to see him in a flick? He is insipid. AND Carrot Top is funnier than that Tim Allen asshole. You Americans have terrible taste in movies.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:59:00 GMT