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About Me

I'm a South Florida native... Which means I drive horribly, get loud and am a huge BITCH. Mind you, I do all of this with a tan- so that makes up for it right? I would rather hang out with a beer at a hole in the wall bar than go "club hopping". I can't stand South Beach. I absolutley LOVE my mom and can't be associated with anyone who doesn't have a decent relationship with theirs. As for my friends.... variety is key. I don't keep people around who lack purpose or are there just to take up space. I like surrounding myself with people who I can learn from and vice versa. I'm incredibly sarcastic yet unbelievably positive. Most people don't understand how that's possible but, it's a wonderful combo and it works well for me. I believe in healthy competition and LOVE people who actually GRASP that concept. I also love LOVE.... It's exciting and new....Just like they say in the song.
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Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .... Now, I know this is just one of those stupid internet quizzes but- holy buh-jeezus is this all true about me!! Guess I'm your stereotypical Leo.
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My Interests

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My boys...I LA LA LOVE EM'!!

I'd like to meet:

NOBODY... I filled my "New People" quota already. Unless- you (plus one additional viable source) consider yourself the funniest person ALIVE... in which case, I can make an exception. If I've already met you IN PERSON and I didn't roll my eyes at you or tell you to "hump off"- chances are, it might be nice to chat with you again......Oh yeah, and..... Dave Grohl, Michael Madsen, Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds and Eric Dane. I've recently developed a deep lust for Eric Dane... google him and you'll see why. GORGEOUS!! I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Movies:

Let me take a moment and "break it down" for ya. Rather than tell you which MOVIES I prefer- I will give you a semi-short list of the CELEBRITIES I do NOT prefer. Infact, I think I HATE them. Those I dislike most will rise to the top of the list...... Mariah Carey (give me FIVE minutes alone with her), Sally Field, Britney Spears (and Kevin- of course) The NEW Madonna, Tom Cruise, Gwen Stefani, The ENTIRE cast of Desperate Housewives, Craig Fergueson, Emeril, Vivica A. Fox, Bobby Flay,BEYONCE, Ben Affleck, Cameron Diaz, Cindy Crawford (who the FUCK decided to give HER a furniture line?! have you SEEN that garbage?), Ricky Martin, Enrique Iglesias (plus the mole), Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Simpson, Marc Anthony, Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks.... to be continued.
NOW, so as not to be a complete spoil sport- I have a short list of those I DO like. Jon Stewart, James Spader (for an ugly dude- his monotone attitude is SO freakin HOT), Johnny Depp, Scarlett Johan-whatever, Will Ferrel, Christopher Walken, Steve Carell (most of the time), Colin Farell (not for acting ability.. for hump-ability)Michael Madsen, Rachel Mc Adams and... wow... I think I'm out. Of course neither of these lists include the "old school" stars... ie: your Deniros' and such. That would take forever!! P.S.- Nick Swardson is hilarious... even though most people don't know who he is.... Do yourself a favor and Google him!

Heroes:

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Jose Cuervo!! Best damn broadcast EVER!! 2004-YAY!!
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My Blog

Halloween Horror & Epcot Food and Wine

What a weekend!! We crammed two highly eventful adventures into two short days. Brought Zig up to O-Town too. He had fun on the way up and back.... hangin in the room alone...
Posted by Deena on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

I'm so re-KNOTTED.... :(

So- what gives? I'm told (thanks Redman) I'm going through a quarter life crisis. If you actually KNOW me-I'm a really animated, happy, ba ha ha ha- kinda person but I find myself wanting ...
Posted by Deena on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:19:00 PST

DID IT

WHOA- I did it!! Didn't think I was "the type". You didn't think I was "the type" either. We were both WRONG. DAMN- it feels good to be a gangsta!! pshhhhh- This month has been...
Posted by Deena on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:11:00 PST

AM-STER-DAYUM!!

Get ready for a massive amount of smiley faces- Holy SHIT!! For a chick like me whose never even seen a snowflake in her life.... This is gonna be a mind blowing experience. Okay, I will s...
Posted by Deena on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:35:00 PST

Personality Profile

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Posted by Deena on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:15:00 PST

Really disapointed

Drove home drunk just now. WASTED. COMPLETLEY disapointed in myself. Wanted to get away from a shitty situation. Still..... Shouldn't have done it. Going to smoke a bowl. ...
Posted by Deena on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:20:00 PST

Ride It Like a Ford... Ri Ri Ride It Like a Ford

WHOAAAAAA!! I fucking HATE (and love) the "ad wizards" (yes I am ripping off Seinfeld... I think) that came up with that song!! I spend about 35 mins every day randomly singing that damn song in...
Posted by Deena on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 06:07:00 PST

It's a shame about Paul.....

WOW- VERY unlike me to write TWO blogs in ONE day. Well, I don't discriminate when it comes to music and I find something very attractive about Paul Wall. Yes...PAUL WALL. I had this...
Posted by Deena on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:59:00 PST

God Bless Maury Povich....

There is nothing in this world that I LOVE MORE than watching some stupid bitches try to claw at each other on Maury Povich. Well... I do really enjoy watching him give women paternity tests who...
Posted by Deena on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 09:34:00 PST

Tom and Katie

So Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are pregnant. First off.. WHICH ONE OF THEM? Second, I hope for her sake that she doesn't experience post partum uh oh!! That homo alien is gonna...
Posted by Deena on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 02:15:00 PST