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Bukkake the turntablist

1000 creamy explosions of joy on your face

About Me

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude and were all dudes HEY!"Most of us have a place we visit, because we actually like being there. What we hear in that place has a lot to do with it. If the sounds are soothing our pulse rate drops, our muscles relaxed. We feel at peace. All to often though when we stop to listen to GREAT MUSIC, we settle for sound thats only AVERAGE. What GREAT MUSIC deserves is full deep BASS to give it warmth." - DJ Hype

My Interests

"Oh yes, fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce HONESTY to the white house! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open... Fill the suburbs with MURDER and RAPE! DIVINE MADNESS! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!" - The Joker

I'd like to meet:

Dillinja, DJ shadow, Q bert, Roni Size, Bruce Lee, Ladle, My dads mother, Pee Wee Herman, an old Samuri, and an old Ninja

Music:

Drum and Bass, all types of electronic music. All types its hard to say any specific groups, im talking radiohead, bach, blood brothers, bijork, cake, chicago, led zepplin, pink floyd, presidents of the united states, metallica, him, beethoven, in flames, fantomas, mr. bungle, n.w.a., some ludacris, ladle, busta rymes, david bowie. The list could go forever, ya know what i mean?

Movies:

80's horror are the best. Any and all asain movies that are subtitled. Wierd ass movies such as pie(i cant do the symbol), gummo, kids, altered states, that kind of thing. Sci-fi that shit is nuts, old and new.

Television:

Hate it especially the news. But comedy central and cartoon network are cool, and as of late the show 24

Books:

Catcher in The Rye, 1984, Secrects of The Ninja, Choke.

Heroes:

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another mix

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=7e3d5419fc4d1224ab1eab3e9 fa335caf4de478e550f701c   Check it out boys and girls.  Its a lot better than the first one and shorter too.  I got cut off i...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:15:00 PST

Dont know what to do?

I have the answer for you.  If your sitting around bored and thinking, "shit man im bored and i have nothing to do..." think no more.  Just download my mix and have a listen.  Its not t...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:44:00 PST

2000 Plymouth Neon LX - $1100

I know a lot of college kids need a ride to get to and from...dont lie to me.  I have the car for you $1100 for a 2000?  You CAN NOT beat that it runs great its got a transmission probl...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:00:00 PST

Im leaving on a jet plane....

i probably wont be back again.  Thats right folks im in!  I got accepted and sworn into the Air Force, still not %100 on a job yet but i have a few great jobs lined up.  So come July 29...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:40:00 PST

All my hard work destroyed!

Over the past 6 or so years i worked hard to stretch my ears to a glorious 1 inch radius.  I only made it to 3/4 of an inch...pretty big.  Than i made a decision to join the Air Force.&...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:38:00 PST

Why do bitches drive Hummers?

Check it.  I aquired a new car and my man Josepi and I are workin to make it the hottness.  More pics to come!  passanger side/roof  painting the side     front end ...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:43:00 PST

Whoever said being married is cool....

was NOT a very smart person
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

Stimpy no more

To all who may know me as that dude who acts like a DJ and calls himself Stimpy...i have news. A couple of days ago i got a message from a person named stimpy i was like whoa.  I opened it up and...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:00:00 PST

Stimpy's Protege

Nope not that gay car...check out DJ Pony...lol   ...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST

Number 2

Here it is hott off the decks!  Numero dos para StinkyMix Series de Stimpy!  They are gunna be droppin like flies and only to get better with time! this one runs about 53 min so sit back and...
Posted by Bukkake the turntablist on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST