About Me
My name is Christopher, but you can call me Chris. In fact, I'd much rather you call me Chris, and only Chris. Some people call me "Ladler" or some shit, but I honestly have no idea where that comes from.
I used to be much more social/outgoing, but I've recently limited my friendships to a small group of good people whom I appreciate. I have a wonderful, beautiful, supportive girlfriend that I care for more than anything...even Robocop. Now that I'm in college, I guess I should be more social, but I really have no desire to. It's not that I'm some anti-social douche or anything, I just have no desire to meet new people. I'm always open to new friendships when I meet someone cool, though. So...word.
My interests are pretty much all things media. I love movies, games, art, and even books when I get the time to read. Movie-wise I love action, horror, exploitation/gore/sleaze, crime dramas, etc. Games I play are usually online, but I do own a few ultra-mega-badass single-player consoles. I'm into art involving fetish imagery or any sort of dirty scum-sex appeal. I guess I'm just interested in sex mentality and degradation as a whole and like to see it expressed visually.
I like to incorporate such themes into my own work when I attempt to create things. I find it very interesting turning things that are considered ugly into things that (at least I) find visually appealing. Turning porn into art. If it isn't any good, it's at least humorous. When dirty porno girls get old, I stray into art involving large, colorful landscapes and things and manipulate them into surreal kinds of...deals. My art, the good and the (very) bad, can be found here.
I love black humor, and that tends to come out in my own sense of humor. Anything offensive to anyone else is comedic gold for me. I guess I just love seeing people's reactions to things that upset them. That's why I make jokes involving 9/11, Columbine, Abortion, and the Holocaust without second thought. I'm young, rebellious, and desensitized I guess.
I don't take myspace all too seriously, so feel free to add me and the like. I mostly use this as an excuse to showcase graphics, music, and stuff. Sometimes I use it for an angsty blog or two. But...this is done. I still
Don't leave me huge, stretchy images in my comments. It makes me want you to die. Do you want me to want you to die? I want you to not want that. I want a sleek, sexy looking page of want. kthx.
Some things I'm tied to in one way or another:
LADLE - My pseudo-musical project focused entirely on offending every person that hears it one way or another. Consists of me singing over ripped-off cheesy techno from the internet. Some people like it. Some people hate it. I like it.
Official LADLE Merchandise - Those that like LADLE can spend ridiculous amounts of money on T-shirts and sweatshirts and stuff. They're sexy. Girls, they'll make guys like you. Guys, they'll make girls hate you.
Undefined Clothing - A fake clothing company I made with Spreadshirt specializing in T-shirts with one bold word screened across the front. Recently, however, it's become kind of a dumping place for whatever T-shirt ideas pop into my head. Buy one.
Undefined Clothing on Myspace - A completely useless myspace page for Undefined. It has next to no friends and I never check it. Though it did piss off some Bounty Hunter knock-off company that also called themselves Undefined. They threatened to sue if I didn't remove the page and the Spreadshop. I have yet to be called into court.
Pillicide on Deviantart.com - Again, a link to my online collection of artwork and graphics. Snoregasms.
Cannibal Whore Feast Official Myspace - A band that I am absolutely in love with. Sleazy, sex-filled synth-pop with an industrial kick to it. These guys never get old, and their album "Sex Cowboys" is good from start to finish, which is rare these days. Unfortunately, the band is pretty much dead. With the permission of their singer, however, I made a little myspace memorial of sorts for them. Add their sexatronic music to your page.
"'No' isn't a word on this set."
"I'm just waiting to get you right inside my mouth."
