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About Me


"there are shoes, and then there are stilettos.
there's jewelry, and then there are diamonds.
there's dessert, and then there's chocolate."
-SJP
"Don't ever regret or be sorry for anything you've done."
-My Momma
I am...
a daughter
a sister x3
a cousin
a grand-daughter
a great grand-daughter
a niece
a lover
a god-daughter
a college student
a singer
a step-daughter
a friend
a former model
a dancer
a woman
a Christian
a role model
I am me...
and i♥me
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time a woman asked a man to marry her. The man said no. So the woman went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, was never farted on, and lived very, VERY happily ever after.
The End.

.My Bar Code.
[smm]

♠I won't put up with your shit
♠I don't fuck around
♠I don't stick around for your drama
♠I'm a strong woman
♠I don't play anymore
♠I'm a smartass
♠I'll make u piss urself laughing
♠I'm down to party & have a good time
♠I'm Portuguese, Spanish & Irish...
♠...I'll drink u under the table
♠I don't give a shit what u think
♠Past experiences have made me numb
♠I don't trust a damn sole
♠I don't give up
♠I get what I want because I work my ass off for it
♠I'm a night person
♠I'm a go-getter
♠I make shit happen
♠I probably fuck better than u
♠But I probably won't fuck u
♠I'm PRO-Gay Marriage
♠I usually don't get along with females
♠As a matter of fact, my best friends are: Jack, Jim, Jose, The Captain & Sailor Jerry
♠I don't want kids
♠I smoke
♠I drink
♠I work way too hard
♠Don't get it twisted, I'm intelligent.
♠I graduated HS with a scholarship & a certificate of academic excellence in English & Poetry. What bitches.
♠I'm a city person for damn sure
♠I wear fur
♠I eat meat
♠I love animals
♠I sing better than u
♠And probably dance better too
♠I party hard
♠I love hard
♠I'm RARE cuz I'm REAL.
[+]
.+.The color purple
.+.Prince
.+.Janis Joplin
.+.Rock & Roll
.+.California
.+.Vintage clothes stores
.+.Shopping
.+.Having a unique style
.+.Wearing things that u don't have the balls to
.+.Gay ppl
.+.San Francisco
.+.Raves
.+.House parties
.+.80's hair bands
.+.Portuguese festas
.+.Tattoos
.+.Women who break barriers
.+.Black men
.+.Jello shots
.+.My truck
.+.Halloween
.+.Marilyn
.+.Cosmetics
.+.Stilletos
.+.NY
[-]
.-.Liars
.-.Sweat
.-.Humidity
.-.Racist motherfuckers
.-.sexist pigs
.-.Macho assholes
.-.The country
.-.Ppl with no fashion sense
.-.Homophobes
.-.Ppl full of self pity
.-.Ppl who label themselves
.-.Ungrateful ppl
.-.Smelly ppl
.-.Atheists
.-.The news
.-.Any and all news-oriented talk shows, i.e. Hanity & Colmes, The O'Reilly Factor. Fuck off prix. No one cares what u think.
.-.Little kids who think they're hard
.-.Ppl who r ugly inside
"I did it because I could. I could because I wanted to. I wanted to because you said I couldn't."
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"
KNOW...

YOUR...

ROOTS.


It's okay to love your family, your friends, and yourself.

My Interests



Knowing is beautiful.
Get Tested.


I like......SINGING, reading, FASHION FASHION FASHION!!, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, shoes, Gucci, Prada, Versace, Valentino, Burberry, shopping, rainy days, snowflakes, lazy mornings, nail polish, thumb rings, Hot Topic, Victoria's Secret, Fredricks of Hollywood, Charlotte Russe, spas, aromatherapy, modeling, walking down the runway, constructive criticisim, stuffed animals, MUSIC, dancing, partying, love, men, jewelry, Tiffany & Co., San Francisco, limo rides, a great view, the breeze smell and atmosphere of the ocean, children's laughs, children in general, perfumes, feathers, sex...good sex, piercings, tattoos, God, juice, water, rubber duckies, rainbows, amethysts, diamonds (are my best friend), candles, sparkles, being naked, showers, faeries, peacocks, angels, crosses, apple cider, stickers, animals, purple and pink, fire, silver and gold, antiques, pretty bottles, makeup, Harry Pothead (;]), kisses, hugs, holding and being held, froggies, pearls, corsets, flowers, dried roses, KISS, Paul Stanley's ass, Gene Simmon's tongue, naughty dreams, DISNEYLAND, REAL friends, flirting, sexiness, scooby doo, carmex, seeing a butterfly (a real one), wishing on wishies or falling stars, Halloween, October-December, boys with long (clean!) hair, intelligent and intellectual boys, being the boss, food, the Cheesecake Factory, the Spaghetti Factory, NY, the beach, gentlemen, sunglasses, retro, mod, chiq, glam, victorian, having my own style, camping, Walden West!! (lol Quail Cabbin lol), karaoke, Jake Gyllenthall(sp?!), Tobey McGuire, Jesse James, JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!, Orlando Bloom, Out of the Box, Oswald, Maggie & the Ferocious Beast, unicorns and anything magical or "mythical", buttons, PURSES, chux, being noticed on the runway, being the center of attention, dark boyz, the smurfs, the snorks, strawberry shortcake, TMNT!!!, Wacky Races, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle's (back in the day...), disco music, luxury, going to the gym, dinner cruises, care bears, sky dancers, Rocco's Modern Life, Doug, Eureka's Castle, Angry Beavers, pottery, plants, gardens, Beauty & The Beast, The Little Mermaid, Alice In Wonderland, Atlantis, Alladin, being difficult, my grandma's portuguese cooking, being a PORTUGEE, knowing 3 different languages, pictures, how my gramma and papa's house always seems to smell like cinnamon and always feels like love, giving good advice, being a big sister/cousin, leaning on someone who loves me, letting someone i love lean on me, late night convos, Barbies, talking shit when it deserves to be talked, writing & reading poetry, GREASE, random unknown yet amusing facts, hot chocolate, CHOCOLATE, witty comebacks, Teddy, my blankie, SLEEP, great meaningful movies, Ewan McGregor(sp??), Moulin Rouge, ART, photography, dresses, the smell of sunblock, boys in a band, Otter Pops, Going out to eat hella late with Jacki (Jackass) and just having fun together like we always do, Gyro's!, sunflowers, 50's pinup girls, soda pop in the glass bottles, dirt bikes, Harleys, Hawaii, reading other people's blogs, being nosey, loving and being loved in return, plays, dirty little secrets, stilletos, drawing, starting over fresh, feeling fresh after u get out of the shower, swimming on a hot summer day, volleyball, baseball, YOGA, proving my point, being ME

I'd like to meet:



They forgot Mr. Liar

Music:

Anything that sounds good to me. I'm not really big on all those California bands full of scrawny little boys who call themselves "punk" though. I probably pissed off more than half of the kids I know, but it is what it is. What I DO like is mostly music from a while ago when everything didn't sound the same, such as: Janis Joplin, Prince, The Beatles, Aerosmith, KISS, Poison, Joan Jett, Blondie, Cindy Lauper, Etta James, Queen, Bob Marley, and way too many more...

Movies:


Grease!
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!! HECK YES!!
Under The Tuscan Sun
Moulin Rouge
Alice In Wonderland
Girl Interrupted
Atlantis
Beauty & The Beast
Kill Bill
Gigli (shut yer face)
Salina
The Carebears movies
The Popples movies
The Strawberry Shortcake movies
Skydancer movies
Benny & Joon
Honey
The Hours
The Little Mermaid
Charlie Brown's Christmas
Crybaby
Flowers In The Attic
Dirty Dancing
..

Television:

*Mama's Family
*Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

*Sesame Street
*Mister Roger's Neighborhood
*Busy Town

*Doug
*Rocko's Modern Life
*Antique's Roadshow
*Montel
*Bones
*House
*Flavor of Love
*American Idol
*America's Next Top Model
*Cash In The Attic
*Keeping Up Appearances
*Are You Being Served?
*The Smurfs
*The Snorks
*Oprah
*Tyra
*THE MUPPETS!!*

I didn't think I watched that much tv...

Books:



Yes, I actually take time to pick up a book and get lost in it. More of you should try it sometime.
I SUGGEST: Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden...this book is so enchantingly amazing, especially if you are a woman. Girl With A Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier, All of the Harry Pothead books, and Strangers In Paradise by Stephanie Bond (...talk about unexpected sex scenes)...and Wenny Has Wings by Janet Lee Carey, a book that requires at least 3 hankies...just to name a few.

Heroes:


I ♥ Jesus

Miss Norma Jean Baker

Miss Erotica, Bettie Page

Janis

The Sleek & Sophisticated Jean Harlow

My twin, KVD

My StuStu! (Takin a bath!) ;D ...R.I.P Stewy...I miss you...

Mario for being the shit. If u didn't grow up on this, u missed out.

My Blog

California Supreme Court Overturns Gay Marriage Ban

I have never been prouder in all my life to say that I am from this state. I hope you all realize, gay or straight, that this is historic. This is the extremely past-due ending of a long history of ri...
Posted by i♥me on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:13:00 PST

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

LLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO   "WTF MAN, SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE MONKIES FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!....Or Theo Huxtable from The Cosby Show!"         HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by i♥me on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:20:00 PST

To : Bitches, From : Stephanie

People are fucking toxic.  They will stab you in the back and not think twice.  In the beginning of the year I made a resolution to rid my life of all the negative energies.  I didn&rsq...
Posted by i♥me on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:16:00 PST

Purging the GARBAGE

It is officially New Years Eve and my official New Years Resolution is to purge all of the garbage, the trash, the waste out of my life.  And I got off to a damn good start tonight if I do say so...
Posted by i♥me on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:36:00 PST

Honestly...

This is not directed toward one particular person.  I've just seen the proverbial last straw and I thought I should write about a few things.  I know what it's like to be hurt, to have your...
Posted by i♥me on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:54:00 PST

:)

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Posted by i♥me on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:48:00 PST

Okay, more school stuff...

Analytical Paper on The Miller's Tale from The Canterbury Tales Stephanie McKinny World Lit. M-W 10  22  07 Analytical Paper 2 The Canterbury Tales  The Miller's Tale      ...
Posted by i♥me on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:06:00 PST

Wow.

So tonight I get a phone call from a modeling agency, Model Search America.  Of course, I've heard of them, and so I sent them my pictures and they called me and did a phone interview.  Sooo...
Posted by i♥me on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

Holy...Shit...

U ever met someone who is just so fuckin completely out of their mind insane?????  I mean...oh my God.  My jaw can't help but drop to the floor in absolute fucking awe of some people.  ...
Posted by i♥me on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:28:00 PST

We’re all gonna die!!!

OMG it is thundering and lightening SO friggin bad outside!!!!!!  And POURING!!  It literally sounds like someone it dumping buckets off our roof!  And I've heard thunder and lightening...
Posted by i♥me on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:48:00 PST