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Rice the Destroyer

A.K.A. - The Southern Thunder

About Me

It's all a blur of cynicism, bitterness and bullshit. I could go on for days, but it's all a crock. Really, I dig sarcasm (and have almost completely mastered the art), I own a dog named Zuess (he is awesome), I have ADHD (no meds thank you, although they would probably do me a world of good), I don't know how to act my age (whatever that means), I am a complete hopeless fucking nerd, I worship John Cusack (he taught me about love and how it sucks), while I currently reside in Seattle I intend to return to the Dirty South (making it just a little dirtier), I enjoy coining new phrases like "whiskey nap" (it means passing out), I also love giving people nick-names (I do it at work a lot), and last but not least I totally love parentheses. That's it, all the pertinent information about me.

My Interests

Hardcore and metal. Sci-fi. Video games. Movies. Riding bikes. Politics and ranting about them. Oh, and octopus and squid. I find myself completely enthralled with cephalopods lately. Eating. Sarcasm. Farming hopelessness and despair. Sarcasm. Veganism. I started painting a while back. Sometimes I block print too.

I'd like to meet:

George "Dubya" in a no holds barred cage match for a shot at the "Leader Of The Free World" title. Oh, and maybe Noam Chomsky or Early Cuyler.

Music:

The Haunted, Every Time I Die,At The Gates, Mastodon, Rifles At Recess, Unearth, The Black Dahlia Murder, All Shall Perish, Ashopedies, mc chris, WC, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, j5, Ozomatli, And 80's music cause that's what I grew up listening to, Devo, Polysics, late 80's early 90's stuff on Lookout, Hayseed Dixie, Willie Nelson, the occasional pop hit, and goddamnit I love PINK!

Movies:

Star Wars (all of them), Ninja Scroll, Amelie, Say Anything, Ong Bak The Thai Warrior, The Transporter, Fight Club, Snatch, Run Ronnie Run, all the Alien films, Joe Dirt, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (although I am not a stoner), all kung fu movies, and anything by John Hughes (cause I'm such a fucking softy). John Cusack is both my life coach and my god.

Television:

Cartoons. Mostly adult swim, but I prefer movies to T.V.

Books:

If I filled this out you would be bored to tears, it's all Dr. Seuss, or political books, oh and I love The Hitchhikers Guide series. Y'know the Douglas Adams thing.

Heroes:

Early Cuyler

My Blog

A: Yes.

Yes. I am moving. No, I am probably not coming back again. Yes, I love and will miss a lot of you. No, it’s not enough to keep me here. Everyone keeps asking the million dollar question: "when?"...
Posted by Rice the Destroyer on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

Holy unholies Batman!

I built a freaking bar!! That's what I call a good use of my time. It's lit on the inside, it's got extra outlets installed for blenders etc., and it's now stocked. Nothing too crazy, just Jack, vodka...
Posted by Rice the Destroyer on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:44:00 PST