Adeptus Bibendum JÃ¶rjemus

About Me

So you wanna know more about me, eh? Well, I used to be a vegetarian for about 9 or 10 years until last year. I also used to go by the nickname "Twitch" in real life.. and why? Well, I used to be a boxer.. too many concussions, I guess. Oh yeah, that and I consume mad amounts of coffee. Mmmm, coffee! I also practice graphic art (well, more like doodling) using inks, pencil, or charcoal. I recently started experimenting with crayon and watercolors and I was pretty surprised at the amount of detail they allow you to take advantage of.. I somehow missed that fact when I was a kid.. which is the last time I used either. I like talking to new people, especially interesting people or folks who might consider themselves a little out there.. I hate sleep. I'd try to avoid sleep at any cost, if sleep ever came easy. I just lie in bed for hours, and I get a general feeling of foreboading.. when I dream, I have nightmares.. so when I do sleep, I never sleep for very long. Sometimes when I wake, I feel the need to shout as loud as I can, just to let the world know that it still hasn't beaten me into submission. I love playing, writing, performing and pretty much anything else having to do with music. Right now I can play guitar, trumpet (along with a lot of other classical brass instruments), drums, bass, banjo, violin and bagpipes.. the last two I'm just now learning. Picking up an instrument has gotten me through the worst of times. Mmm-Hmm.. That's about it.

My Interests

I sure do likes me some pudding!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Boogyman, put them all in a wicker basket and roast them over a bonfire.

Music:

You want a boring 'bands I like' list? Ok; The Exploited, Distillers, Toy Dolls, The Meatmen, The Vandals, The Ramones, D.I., Skate Death, Subhumans, Anti-Nowhere League, Blatz, Macc Lads, Sloppy Seconds, Social Distortion, Suicidal Tendencies, Cocksparrer, Sham 69, Fear, Dirt, The Cramps, and The Sonics to name a few..

Movies:

Lunatics.. A Love Story, Rosencrantz And Gildenstern Are Dead, Suburbia, Shaun Of The Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead (both versions), Day Of The Dead, Night Of The Comet, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army Of Darkness, The Stand, Red Dawn, Princess Bride, Dark Crystal, Willow, Road Warrior and Beyond The Thunderdome.

Television:

I like Black Adder, Red Dwarf, The Young Ones, Family Guy, and pretty much almost any cartoon, but otherwise I hate TV.

Books:

I'll read just about anything. I've been reading a lot of fantasy books lately, though.

Heroes:

My hero is me. I'm pretty much awesome.

My Blog

Art final - still "life" (picture)

Here's the last drawing I had to do in my art class. We had to do a still life of these grody cow skulls (I drew this one 'cos it had horns, like some kind of devil-cow or something.. which is awesome...
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST

What's a "pat stickeh"?

So in a break from homework, I decided to go to Safeway for Chinese food. The guy who shoveled my chow mein to me was a short Italian guy with a push-broom mustache (think Luigi) and a thick Bronx acc...
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST

Uhhh...

Am I the only one who thinks this whole Borat thing is retarded?Does anyone remember this guy, who actually was from the former USSR, and wasn't all that funny?...
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST

License plate frame idea..

"I'd rather be firing my rifle at Nordstrom's."
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

hangovery...

Oh sweet recovery, fly on swifter wings!
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST

Art class

I'm not having as much fun with my art class as I thought I would. The teacher told us to draw a "symbolic self-portrait".. so I drew this:It's artsy fartsy, that's for sure....
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

For heaven's sake! (that's pronounced SAH-kay)

I bought Half-Life 2 today (yeah, yeah, I'm behind on the times) and started installing it two hours and twenty minutes ago at 10pm.It's almost done installing now.I don't know whether to feel excited...
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST

I like the taste of Safeway brand ibuprofen..

..because they taste like bananas! -:D
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:14:00 PST

My new phone..

As you may or may not have seen in a bulletin I posted, I got another new phone recently, so if if I had your number before, could you pass it to me again in a message? (don't leave it here).Thanks!...
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:44:00 PST

Life

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.. and it's always fatal.
Posted by Adeptus Jörjemus on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:30:00 PST