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denny darko

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About Me

i'm a seemingly laidback guy who enjoys being around the people i love, and enjoys seeing those same people happy. i like music, watching quality (and some crappy) tv, the pub, cigarettes, poker, pool, beer (sense a theme here?), reading, and being weird. some might say i'm a passionate person, but i've got a lazy streak about me as well - sometimes i need a good kick in the ass to get goin'. i'm very lucky to have the family, friends, and meagle that i do - and they could probably all stand to hear it a bit more. i work with dd folks. i just became an uncle - which is awesome. seriously, bias aside, she is the most beautiful little girl in the history of beautiful little girls. ask anyone, they'll tell ya. oh yeah, i ramble when i tell stories (or describe myself). i'm talking legendary rambling - i tell longer stories than drunk people at christmas. i like being the center of attention when it's my decision to be there. i'm emotional, but very logic and fact-based. i have a teeny-tiny superiority complex - i think i'm better than most people. that said, i think that the people i'm close to are also better than most people. man, i didn't realize what a geek i am until i read all of what i just wrote. or maybe i did. what? I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

most humbling moment: one time i walking down red carpet at forest creature awards and i step in dog doo. if that not bad enough some reporter think he funny and say "you really stick you bigfoot in it now bigfoot!" so i do what seems like right thing at time and tearhim head off and use to clean foot. then i remember i nominated for good citizen award for me work with kid what wear hockey helmet all time. what a pickle, what a pickle.

I'd like to meet:

does this mean in real life or on myspace? if they mean on myspace, i don't wanna meet anyone i don't already know. creepy. in real life, i'd like to meet my 10 year-old self, john lennon, johnny cash, and my dad. then we'd all get drunk together and play cards. i would win, my 10 year-old self would throw up. i haven't figured out how lennon, cash, and my dad come into play.

Music:

stereotypical indie nerd shit. neutral milk hotel, of montreal, cloud cult, the hold steady, pavement, yo la tengo, the stooges, apples in stereo, johnny cash, sonic youth, patti smith, kexp, sleater-kinney, the kinks, the beatles, two dollar guitar, mountain goats, big star, bowie, elf power, beulah - i could go on for years (in fact, i often do).

Television:

arrested development, aqua teen hunger force, the simpsons, all kinds of really shitty reality shows. i know it's a shame. what can i say - i have a lot of guilty pleasures.

Books:

all dave eggers (esp. a heartbreaking work of staggering genius), mcsweeney's, the believer (actually a magazine, but oh well), david sedaris, michael moore, frankenstein, the little prince, and a lot of other random stuff.

Heroes:

my mom, my sister, john lennon, johnny cash, anybody that tells the truth and has principles (and stands up for them, regardless of the cost).

My Blog

Iraq or Crap?

Iraq-War Clichésor New Euphemisms for Taking a Crap? BY KEVIN GRIFFITH - - - - Giving the surge time to work Pursuing an exit strategy Setting a timetable for withdrawal To cut and run Spreading ...
Posted by denny darko on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:02:00 PST

Shitty album cover fun!

  This is from a hilarious website (The Museum of Bad Album Covers). It has a rundown (w/ commentary) of the worst record covers ever. Truly awful shit - a lot of it is in p...
Posted by denny darko on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST