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About Me

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.. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- Just a guy who's apartment smells of rich mahogany and who also has many leather bound books. Oh yeah, and I like cheese too! And beer! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------- A Little About Me I am ridiculously good-looking. I work well under constant supervision, I am addicted to Chap Stick, I skip rather than just walk and I have a large Chia Pet garden. Oh, and I can pop a wheelie on my bike also. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------- Favorite Things My Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox, my Bad News Bears Go To Japan Directors Cut VHS tape, my pink flamingo yard ornaments, my green plaid slacks, my purple furry cowboy hat and Chap Stick. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------- Hobbies and Interests I am really into juggling small to medium sized cats. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------- Favorite Quote "I'm so ronery. I'm so ronery. Poor rittre ronery me." or "You take that diaper off of your head and put it back on your sister!" or even "Screw you guys, I'm going home." ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------

My Interests

Art, Music, Photography, Camping, Travel, Animals, Having Fun! Oh yeah, and cheese and beer! Bushmills Whiskey interests me quite a bit also!!!
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has ever skidded across the kitchen floor in their socks for fun. Or, anyone who is - or has been employed as a circus geek. I would also like to meet a kindhearted search and rescue dog while lost in the mountains! My chat room
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Music:

Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, The Paladins, X-Ray Specs, Johnny Cash, Junior Brown, Reverend Horton Heat, Bob Marley, Toy Dolls, The Hazzards, The Slits, The Skirtchasers, Sex Pistols, Jewel, Mark Knopfler, The Buzzcocks, Payolas, Suicidal Tendencies, GG Allin, Dean Martin, The Revolting Cocks, Violent Femmes, Tom Jones, Nirvana, Eire Og, Depeche Mode, Elvis Presley, Janes Addiction, Cockney Rejects, Johnny Paycheck, Jack Johnson, The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Alice in Chains, Kate Rusby, Soundgarden, Willie Nelson, Ministry, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Live, UB40, ACDC, etc., etc, etc.... As you can tell, my music taste borders on the slightly retarded. And yes, I ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.

Movies:

Repo Man, Napolean Dynamite, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Jerk, The Man Who Knew Too Little, 1941, Zoolander, Vacation, Chicken Little, A Clockwork Orange, etc. etc. etc....

Television:

Not into watching the teevee, but South Park kicks major ass!

Books:

The Book of Five Rings, A Journey of Souls, The Art of War, Shibumi, Swan Song and Angela's Ashes.

Heroes:

Jesus, The Dalai Lama, Ghandi, Chief Joseph, John Waters, William Hung and Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

My Blog

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Posted by - Danny - on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:42:00 PST

Hi, My Name Is Danny And I Like Loud Banjo Music And Walks On The Beach!!!

I am looking for a girlfriend with a vagina and boobs! Must be able to run really fast - like a gazelle! Must be able to cook delicious meals, operate a washing machine, dishwasher and lawn mower! I a...
Posted by - Danny - on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:06:00 PST

An Iota of Wisdom

Never EVER trust a prostitute with your credit card information no matter how honest she claims to be.
Posted by - Danny - on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

Bush Inspired To Visit Africa After Watching Pee Wee's Big Adventure

(AP) US President George W. Bush was asked today during an interview about his trip to Africa. He stated that after watching the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" that he was inspired to embark on his o...
Posted by - Danny - on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

Burning Bugs With A Magnifying Glass!

It was a sunny day and there I was waiting in the mall parking lot. I got kinda bored so I got on my knees next to the car and started burning bugs with a magnifying glass. It was quite fun. All the s...
Posted by - Danny - on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 04:28:00 PST

Click To See Me Being Naughty!

Are you sure you want to see this? Okay. Here goes. I'm putting on some music. "Chicka chicka bow wow". I'm taking off a shoe. And the other now. Now my socks. Off goes my shirt. Now my trousers. And ...
Posted by - Danny - on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST

Nothing Says Lovin Like Gumbo, Ribs and Catfish - Sho Nuff!

I know the blues, so I figured I'd buy a cheap golfing hat, sunglasses and a harmonica! Here we go!!! Ooh Lord, I got me a mean case ah da blues! Can't you see me at da train station drinkin dis booze...
Posted by - Danny - on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:12:00 PST

Dan Watson - Certified Badass!

What you lookin at? Must be me cuz I don't see anyone else! Anyhow, so there I was sitting at the pretend bar at Dennys, sipping a shitty cup of coffee. I had my black leather Goodwill jacket on - the...
Posted by - Danny - on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:46:00 PST

How To Pick Up White Chicks - THE Mexican Guide

Hola Amigo! Whether you've dodged bullets hopping the border fence or rode over in the trunk of an old Buick with 8 cousins, no doubt you've noticed the white chicks here are muey caliente. Only...
Posted by - Danny - on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:32:00 PST

I Start My Car With A Screwdriver and Other Neat Trivia

Hi. What ya doin? Oh... So. Anyhow, there I was, juggling a couple of stray kittens I found - minding MY own business, when some feminazi comes up and tells me that I should stop abusing the cats. And...
Posted by - Danny - on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:33:00 PST