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Earthworm Crumb (R.I.P. Camutao)

I'M JUST A 6' 6 BRICK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE WALLS OF EASTWICK!

About Me

No one loves you. They're just pretending to be nice. But they talk bad about you after you leave the room. You're gonna die alone. Word of advice.....DON'T TRUST ANYBODY! Besides all that, My name is Earthworm Crumb a.k.a. The Garbage Pail Kid a.k.a. New Jerusalem's Biggest Scumbag a.k.a. Earthworm Quagmire a.k.a. Dragon Lung a.k.a. YOur Mother's Favorite Sex Toy. An M.C. It's my lifestyle. It's my stimulant. So pull out your Sharpie & tag that up on the writer's bench,BITCH!
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

anyone willing to network and put up with my bullshit,you,your sister(s),your daughter(s),your mother and her 2 alcoholic sex freak friends,pornstar sluts,stripping nurses,nymphos,sex addicts,adult A.D.D. patients(same symptoms),post-traumatic stress patients(same symptoms),Glen Quagmire,Donnie Darko,Michael Rapaport,Hunter S. Thompson(r.i.p. guess that won't be happening),T.J. Watson,Carl Pierre,Baziar Skipper,Naji Hall,Clinton Priliszh....R.I.P. my fellow goons...see ya'll when i get to the Promise Land!,Johnny Depp(greatest actor alive),Seth Macfarlane,Peter Griffin,Suicide Girls,Cherokee D. Ass,Roxy Renolds,Elke the Stallion,the real talented musicians,true hip hop heads,Amsterdam's Red Light District whorebags,sexy desperate housewives & housemaids and my ex-girlfriends who fucked me over by slicing my heart up & making bloody sandwiches for everyone to enjoy when they're dead in their coffins.....die slow, you dirty cunt-rag rejects!

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Music:

this list will go on for days...but what the hell.i have a unusual,but unique ear for music.these are the artists who inspire me to create ill shit and these are the artists who literally keep me from teetering over the blunt edge of my sanity.(not in alphabetical order)Sade,Nina Simone,Billie Holiday,Miles Davis,Charlie Parker,Led Zepplin,B.B. King,Pink Floyd(r.i.p. Syd Garrett),Jimi Hendrix,The Doors,The Rolling Stones,Def Leppard,Beastie Boys,Cold Crush Brothers,Grandmaster Caz,Herbie Hancock,Treacherous 3,D.J.Kool Herc,Afrika Bambataa & the Soulsonic Force,Zulu Nation,Dizzy Guillespie,Grover T. Washington,Louis Armstrong,Frank Sinatra,Sammy Davis Jr.,Dean Martin,Bing Crosby,Rufus,Chaka Khan,John Coltrane,David Axelrod,Bob James,Stetsasonic,Talking Heads,Simply Red,James Taylor,Tears For Fears,Circle Jerks,Boogie Down Productions,Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5,George Clinton & Parliament,Surface,Stevie Wonder,Nat King Cole,Ultramagnetic M.C.'s,the God M.C. Rakim,KRS One,Jungle Brothers,Sam Cooke,Otis Redding,Teena Marie,A Tribe Called Quest,The Police,Sting, Genesis,Phil Collins,De La Soul,Gangstarr,M.C.Shan,Roxanne Shante, M.C. Lyte,Nikki D.,Angela Winbush,Ashford & Simpson,Donny Hathaway,Peaches & Cream,Dana Dane,Big Daddy Kane,Biz Markie,Leaders Of the New School,Fu-Schnickens,X Clan,Main Souce, Large Professor,Full Force,Lisa Lisa,Barry White,Levert,Gerald Levert,The O'Jays,James Brown,Marvin Gaye,Al Green,Bobby Womack,The Four Tops,The Joans Girls,Smokey Robinson,Duke Ellington,Ella Fritzgerald,Howlin'Wolf,Screamin' Jay Hawkins,Kool G. Rap, D.I.T.C.,Craig G.,Masta Ace,N.W.A.,D.O.C.,Commodores,Beach Boys,Bill Withers,Slave,Jimmy Castor & The Bunch,Peter Grabriel,HAll & Oates,K.M.D.,3rd Bass,Slick Rick,Doug E. Fresh,Special Ed,King Jus,Freddie Foxxx,The Dells,The Delfonics,The Stylistics,The Temptations,Muddy Waters,The Beatles(yeah i'm a fan goddammit. they got some ill shit.)Lords Of The Underground,Redman,Nas,Onyx,The Artifacts,Digital Underground,Digable Planets,LoveBug Starsky,Chubb Rock,Nice&Smooth,The Beatnuts,Big Pun,Public Enemy,Camp Lo,D-Nice,Crash Test Dummies,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Busy Bee,D.J. Quik,KAM,Ahmad,Guns & Roses,Metallica,Black Sabbath,Queen,Slayer,Pantera,Nirvana,Alice In Chains,Soungarden,Pearl Jam,Green Day,Poor Righteous Teachers,Gorillaz,Deftones,Nine Inch Nails,Radiohead,Portishead,System Of A Down,Cold,Rage Against The Machine,Drum&Bass,Limp Bizkit,P.O.D.,Mary Jane Girls,Boot Camp Clik,Smiff & Wessun,Heltah Skeltah,Sean Price,Wu Tang,Organized Konfusion,Pharoahe Monch,Brand Nubian,Sadat X,Big L.,Smooth Da Hustler,Trigger Da Gambler,D.V. Alias Khrist,The Roots,The Game,The Anomolies,Erykah Badu,Bilal,Musiq Soulchild, Jill Scott, Floetry,Mary J. Blige,Apani B. Fly Emcee,India Arie, Les Nubians,Caron Wheeler,Soul II Soul,Brand New Heavies,Bob Marley,Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley,Loose Ends,Quincy Jones,Mr. Complex,Shabaam Sadeeq,Killa Army,Sublime,Foo Fighters,Coldplay,Arrested Development,Smashing Pumpkins,Company Flow,The Arsonists,Non Phixion,Necro,Circle Of Tyrants,Cage,Cardboard City,Head Automatica,House Of Blow,Dusted Dons,Dice Raw,Jeru The Damaja,Afu-Ra,Stretch & Bobbito,Natural Elements,All Natural,Iomos Marad,The Juggaknots,El-P,Mr.Len,Mr.Lif,Akrobatik,Dilated Peoples,Tha Alkoholiks,Phil Da Agony,Hieroglyphics,Souls Of Mischief,Mystik Journeymen,Living Legends,Murs,Little Brother,Justus League,Lupe Fiasco,Common,Mos Def,Rah Digga,Jean Grae,MF DOOM,Talib Kweli,Rhymefest,Low -N- B Hold,Swollen Members,Freestyle Fellowship,Aceyalone,Q-Unique,Freestyle,Jise-One,D-Stroy,Swe l-Boogie,Binary Star,MF GRIMM,J-ZONE,Jedi Mind Tricks,Outerspace,Large Professor,Main Source,Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth,RJD2,D.J. Shadow,Z-Tripp,Jurassic 5,The Procussions,The Visionaries,Bullymouth,Kice Of Course,Steady Roc,Da Pickle Factory,D.J. Premier,Guru,Da Beatminerz,Evil Dee,Prince Paul,Grave Diggaz,D.J. Q-Bert.Mix Master Mike,Edo G. & the Bulldogs,Spoonie G.,D.J. Spooky,Cut Chemist,Quasimoto,J Dilla(r.i.p. you changed my life completely!),Madlib,Lootpack,Styles Of Beyond,Sole,The Shapeshifters,Diverse,Alchemist,Mobb Deep,M.O.P.,Cypress Hill,Funkdoobiest,Da King & I,Akineyle,Bjork,Mood,Megahertz,Buck 65,Dan The Automator,Kool Keith,Tim Dogg,Punchline & Wordsworth,Horror City,La Coka Nostra,Atoms Family,Hangar 18,Babbletron,Cool Calm Pete,Arcsin,Omega One,Despot,Thirstin' Howl III,Rack-Lo,Lo-Lifes,R.A. the Rugged Man,Copywrite,Jakki Da Motormouth,Tage_Future,House Of Pain,Masai Bey,331/3(Polk High Alumni & Glee Club),Soul Position,Atmosphere,Brother Ali,Sage Francis,Eyedea&Abilities,Blueprint,Illogic,Cannibal Ox,C Rayz Walz,Stronghold,Immortal Technique,Rots 1,B.I.G.,Tupac,Tame-One,Slow Suicide Stimulus,Camutao,Slug,Yakballz,Aesop Rock,Weathermen,J-Live...i think i gave ya'll cats more than enough.

Movies:

1984,The Goonies,A Clockwork Orange,Donnie Darko,Full Metal Jacket,The Shining,American Psycho,Eyes Wide Shut,Friday,The Notebook,Love&Basketball,Drop Dead Gorgeous,The Wizard,Legend,Snatch,An American Splendor,Fritz the Cat,The Usual Suspects,Pulp Fiction,Rumble Fish,Wild Style,Style Wars,Beat Street,Breakin 2:Electric Boogaloo,The Freshest Kids,Scratch,Five Sides Of The Coin,The M.C.,Revenge Of The Robots,Non Pixion: The Green DVD,Harlem Nights,Blade Runner,The Last Starfighter,The Last Dragon,Enter The Dragon,Return Of The Dragon,Chinese Connection,Fist Of Fury,Game Of Death,Ong-Bak:Thai Warrior,The Protector,Fearless,Red Dragon,Unleashed,The Enforcer,Kiss Of The Dragon,Lethal Weapon:1-4,A Bronx Tale,Dead Presidents,Scarface,Meatballs,Trading Places,Coming to America,The Golden Child,Wildcats,Do The Right Thing,Cannonball Run I&II,Airplane I&II,Porky's 1-4,Every Which Way But Loose,Moving,The Bachelor,Bravehearts,The Patriot,LIttle Shop Of Horrors,Van Wilder,Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle,Accepted,American Pie:1-3,Animal House,Funny Farm,Trains Planes & Automobiles,Caddyshack I&II,Uncle Buck,Kidz,Bomb The System,Vaughn Bode's Cheech Wizard,Cheech & Chong Flicks,Half-Baked...you get the point..ic shit.

Television:

Family Guy,Robot Chicken,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Harvey Birdman,Frisky Dingo,Sealab 2021,Assy Mcgee,The Boondocks,Perfect Hair Forever,Samurai Champloo,American Dad,Mork&Mandy,Joanie&ChaChi,Taxi,Good Times,The Jeffersons,Different Strokes,Facts Of Life,The Golden Girls,Alf,Mr.Ed,What's Happenin'?,Sanford&Son,The Green Hornet,All In The Family,Mama's Family,The Dick Van Dyke Show,The Munsters,THe Addams Family,Thundercats,He-Man,Voltron,She-Ra,The Twilight Zone,Toxic Crusaders,Mr.T,Pink Panther,Yogi Bear,Quickdraw McGraw,Huckleberry Hound,Transformers,G.I.JOE,Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Flicks(those were the days),Punky Brewster,Richie Rich,Jonny Quest...i'll go all day with this.

Books:

1984,The Hobbit,Behold The Pale White Horse,The Art Of War,Secret Societies Unmasked,This Present Darkness,Do Androids Dream Of Electric Speed?,Edgar Allen Poe's short stories & poems, A Clockwork Orange,Hunter S. Thompson's journals & letters,ZANE(yeah...ya'll probably will think im buggin on this one,but she creates ill stories that'll have you lost in her books....TRUST ME! you become her characters...that's if you have an open-minded imagination),The Coldest Winter Ever,Sistah Souljah's "No Disrepect",Eric Jerome Dickey's[Friends & Lovers/Between Lovers/Milk In My Coffee/Sister Sister/Cheaters/A Liar's Game],Michael Baisden's "Men Cry in the Dark"(that's right i read love books,motherfuckers.things that happen in those stories happens in our everyday society.plus,i use them as study guides so fuck off),Lies My Teacher Told Me:Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong,The New Age Secret Plan For World Conquest:[How The Conspiracy Began.The Conspiracy Exposed.How New Age Leaders Plan a World Conquest.The Coming One World Currency],Origin: The True Story Of Wolverine(reading is fundamental,kiddies!turn the idiot box off sometimes & pick up a book. it does magical wonders to the mind!)

Heroes:

Granddaddy James Alfred Frazier(1931-1993) & Uncle Willis Frazier(1954-1996).R.I.P. to both of you. ya'll left me before ya'll got the chance to see me even graduate high school. ya'll were the only real father figures i truly had. you both died in pain and suffering.....you granddaddy from diabetes & you Uncle Wllis from A.I.D.S. but it's all over now. at least you 2 are away from the madness instead of living in this shit hole with the rest of us human beings who have to be subjected as lab rats in a sick,twisted board game we call "LIFE" and have to choose whether we want to spend eternity in Paradise or Hell. i know i was born into a christian family,but i have my own views.i feel like this.....instead of having to decide where we want to spend for all eternity,in which a decision that we as earthlings never asked to have in the first goddamn place,why doesn't God just save us the grief & aggravation & just grow some fucking balls & destroy Satan so we can all finally live in eternal peace on this planet. if God can condemn those who have been wicked,refuse to praise his name & kill millions of human lives by overflooding the world for 40 days & 40 nights,if you have that much anger & that much aggression,then why can't you use that & rip Satan's fucking head off w/ his spine attached & finally throw his manipulative ass in the pit of fire. why wait 'til the second coming of Christ? i believe that this is all a sick twisted game. don't tell me Lucifer & God don't carpool! anyway, i just hope you 2 are in a beautiful, peaceful place. I love you -n- I miss you both. E@SY!

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CYPRESS HILL/ LA COKA NOSTRA SHOW @ NOKIA THEATRE ON HALLOWEEN WAS THE ILLEST!

SUBLIMINAL ORPHANS, LA COKA NOSTRA, -N- CYPRESS HILL PUT IT DOWN @ THIS SHOW. ME -N- MY MAN, MY MELLOW, D.J. MELODIC WERE IN THE FRONT ROW. I HAD TO GET IN THE MOSH PIT. IT WAS MY FIRST EXPERIENC...
Posted by Earthworm Crumb (R.I.P. Camutao) on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST