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Drew Dahmer

Give Me Detached Existentialist Ennui.

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"The Butterfly"
The last, the very last,
So richly, brightly, dazzlingly yellow.
Perhaps if the sun's tears would sing
against a white stone. . . .
Such, such a yellow
Is carried lightly 'way up high.
It went away I'm sure because it wished to
kiss the world good-bye.
For seven weeks I've lived in here,
Penned up inside this ghetto.
But I have found what I love here.
The dandelions call to me
And the white chestnut branches in the court.
Only I never saw another butterfly.
That butterfly was the last one.
Butterflies don't live in here,
in the ghetto.
Pavel Friedman 4.6.1942
You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. You are Friedrich Nietzsche. You are a sweet philosopher who belived that humans are caught up in "herds" and need to break free and be individuals. Also, there are no standards to judge against, because "God is dead." You also probably suffer from a mental illness, probably due to some form of an untreated STD, and will most likely suffer a mental collapse.
Friedrich Nietzsche


71%

Martin Heidegger


50%

Jean-Paul Sartre


46%

Not An Existentialist


46%

Soren Kierkegaard


36%

Albert Camus


21%
Which Existentialist Philosopher Are You?
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Now that the unpleasantness is over with, first:
A WORD FROM V.
Now, here's my profile for those of you I DO care to talk to, and who've paid attention thus far: I'm a writer, poetry and short horror fic mostly, but currently working on two novels, (one a Cthulhu Mythos theme, the other, serial killers running amok in New Orleans, what else?) and a novella. You can buy a collection of my work in the areas of short fiction, poetry, artwork, and photography by clicking below:
NAME YOUR POISON: THE COLLECTED WORKS OF DREW DAHMER
My Meezes:

I used to be a New Orleans Quarter Rat, but since being upheaved by that bitch Katrina, I've since relocated to FL and am planning on moving to Savannah GA with my fiance to find a house once we get back on track. I'm a fun little freak who is a little dark, okay a LOT dark, but usually has an evil grin firmly in place on my face. I'm a jack of all trades really, who enjoys singing, dancing, painting, writing, working all night on my websites:
PUTRID PLAYTHINGS
PUTRID PLAYTHINGS ON CAFEPRESS
PUTRID PLAYTHINGS GOTHIC AUCTIONS
SCRAWLING CHAOS COLLECTABLES
SCRAWLING CHAOS CAFEPRESS SHOPPE
And doing any of the above with my loverly fiancee, Christopher. I love to play with evil toys and watch horror films. Mmmmmyep. This is starting to sound like a gothic playboy interview (TURN ONS: DEATH! TURN OFFS: PEOPLE!), so I think I'm done now.
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Malkavian, you're insane that's it, you're crazy yet the voices in your head give you guidance but sometimes they do lie.
What Vampire clan are you?
You scored as 96% Malkavian.
You belong to the Malkavian bloodline. The Malkavians are blessed with an "inner sight" which often gives them great perception and even clairvoyance. Many are sought for their counsel and insight. The drawback, however, is that they are all entirely insane. If a vampire is speaking in obscure riddles, it's a fair bet they are of Malkavian blood.
You are a Fulci Zombie. The incessant beating of
the native drums has awakened you to feed on
the living. You're not real clear on why. You
feed on living human tissue and can be killed
by any sharp blow to the head.
What kind of Zombie are you?
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Candy Cigarettes
I'm a total badass, but I don't taste very good. What Kind of Candy Are You?
You are Brody Dalle.You are a hot punk rock chick.
Tough as nails, Intelligent and fun. You've had
some hard times, but are still empathetic. You can be
loud and attention getting but also aloof. You
make commitments but surprise everyone with
snap decisions that drastically change your
life.
Which punk rock goddess are you?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Drew Dahmer (If you've read anything in this damn page you'd know that already. Dumb@$$)
Birthday: July 8th. Even at birth I was not patriotic.
Birthplace: The source of my torment, a tiny town in CO.
Current Location: The NEW source of my torment, a pseudo-small town in Georgia. Notice a pattern?
Eye Color: Ever seen a bottle of Chartreuse? That's it. Just like that.
Hair Color: Which month? Usually black. Sometimes red. With lazy roots. (Meaning I'm too lazy to re-dye.)
Height: dunno. Don't measure myself. 5'4" maybe?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty o.
Your Heritage: uh I'm not sure I have one. Let's call it: Primordial ooze. Or ichor. YES! I like ichor.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fuzzy slippers baby!My Cujo ones.
Your Weakness: I can only have one??? Um...Zombies then. No, Cthulhu! Wait, Vampires, Nonono TOYS! YES toys. Sure. That's my final answer.
Your Fears: That people will see me as I see them.
Your Perfect Pizza: NONE. I don't like pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting paid for my writing instead of just published.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use IM. Hate being that accessible.
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's a toss up. Either "I wish I was still asleep." Or: "I hate today."
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I happen to be unconcious.
Your Most Missed Memory: Walking down Decatur street at 4 am in the French Quarter, New Orleans.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. Faygo, Jolt, or Jones' Candy Corn soda.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. They both suck. Checkers or Rally's.
Single or Group Dates: Neither. I'm engaged.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuk. I'd rather have the madagascar red vanilla rooibas tea that Chris makes for me.
Chocolate or Vanilla Ice Cream: again with the neither. I prefer Pumpkin Ginger Snap or Rose Petal. However, my new love is Ben & Jerry's Creme Brulee!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ugh. Must we continue this? NEITHER. Cafe Crema w/extra butterscotch.
Do you Smoke: Hells yeah.
Do you Swear: What the f*ck do you think?
Do you Sing: Yup.I do indeed.
Do you Shower Daily: Doesn't everyone? Jeezus, you're some filthy bastages if you said no!!!
Have you Been in Love: Yes. I am right now in fact.
Do you want to go to College: NO! Tried it. Hated it. Got the T-shirt, burned the t-shirt and buried the damn t-shirt. Never again.
Do you want to get Married: Yes. As soon as possible.
Do you belive in yourself: Moreso than anyone else.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope.Not that I'm aware. I've got good sealegs.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really.
Are you a Health Freak: Ah, no. I don't think I've ever been accused of that.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep. I love them both dearly!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Adore them. Except when they're accompanied by a hurricane that drowns my entire city. btw F.U. FEMA. Fix Everything My A$$.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope.Just my voice.
In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol: Hell in the last week I've had alcohol.
In the past month have you Smoked: see above answer. Plus 2 Damage. heh.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only if you count prescriptions.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. Again, Engaged.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. It sucked. I still have psychological scars from all of the teenyboppers' conversations.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Sadly, no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. You do realize, that's bait in most of civilized society, yeah?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my head.
In the past month have you been Dumped: ah, no. Not that I'm aware of.
In the past have you gone Skinny Dipping: Haha! Growing up in CO? Are you serious? I'd die of frostbite. So...nope. Never been all about the nakie.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope. Not like I'd put it here if I had, but nope.
Ever been Drunk: No. Surprisingly, I haven't.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope. I unlike some am aware of when I want to have sex. Make a decision.
Ever been Beaten up: nope. I've been on the other end of that though.
Ever Shoplifted: yep.
How do you want to Die: Taking as many conservative republicans as I can with me? By a horrible virus that turns me into a zombie? Eaten by an Alligator after walking into the Mississippi? By sacrificing myself to the Old Ones? Oh I dunno, there's just too many fun ways to go. YOU pick!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't plan to grow up at all, but if I had to answer that? A Pirate.
What country would you most like to Visit: France, mostly Charleville. Also the UK.I seem to have a lot of friends there.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: greyish blue, just like Chris'!!!
Favourite Hair Color: Don't have one.
Short or Long Hair: LONG.
Height: Don't care. Same height or taller than me.
Weight: Don't care.
Best Clothing Style: Goth, punk, raver, emo, I don't really care as long as it's freakish in some way.
Number of Drugs I have taken: ????? I have no idea! I've been chronically sick since I was like 3, do I really have to do the math on that???
Number of CDs I own: No idea. Not many. Katrina took most.
Number of Piercings: 15
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. It's only a mistake if you don't learn from it. No mistakes=No regrets.
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You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what's coming.
Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world" -
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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You belong in Slytherin......Your house colors are
green and silver, and it is lead by Professor
Snape, and only the purest of blood are let
in. Members include Draco Malfoy, Crabbe,
Goyle, and Pansy Parkinson. The House,
founded by Salazar Slytherin, is full of the
darkest witches and wizards.....in close
contact with the Dark Lord. Remember, every
dark witch or wizard has been produced by the
house of Slytherin, and no other.......
Which Hogwarts House Would You be Put in?? *with pics!*
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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This guy is the real deal. It takes a lot of guts to be the 'Leader of the Revolution'. Run Rabbit, RUN!!!

My Interests

BOOKS! Yes. No. Really, Mostly books. And WEBKINZ . No, not kidding. Ooohhhh that I were. Some people my age have drug addictions. Me? I've an affinity for plush nonsense and cheap plastic crap. Oh, and:
This thing!!! THE PLUG THING! IT'S NOT PLUGGED!
.. from bunnyhero labs Beware the parrotyhingie. He loves the sound of your voice!!!! (Turn the Mic on, dumb@$$. LoL you have to hit ALLOW for him to work. Don't worry, it doesn't record.)
Seriously though: I am first and foremost a writer, mostly short horror fiction, you can usually find my short stories, cd or movie reviews in the magazine:
INSOMNIA MAGAZINE .
Other Interests include: Zombies, Monsters, Pirates, Fairies, Horror Films (Especially Italian ones) The Cthulhu Mythos, Any horror related toy: Check out a few my favorite creepy stuff sites below:
CHATEAU BIZARRE
LIVING DEAD DOLLS
CHAOSIUM
DARK QUEENS & LORDS
KETT TURTON FAN ..
HELL'S ORPHANS
You can find more fun sites among my friends here at myspace.
MOST OF ALL, I enjoy working on MY website:
PUTRID PLAYTHINGS ,
a great lil site for freaks, where you can not only find more of my favorite sites in the links sections, but also accessories and toys, and things to do on Halloween in your area! There is also my Mythos themed group and shop,
SCRAWLING CHAOS COLLECTABLES
SCRAWLING CHAOS SHOPPE
and my GOTHIC AUCTIONS
to keep you busy. Any other questions? Want to order something? e-mail me at: [email protected] .

I'd like to meet:

The Old Ones, The Lady Chablis, Tim Burton, Bill Moseley, Johnny Depp, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Kett Turton, Kris Lemche, Keram Malicki-Sanchez, Samuel L. Jackson, Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Eli Roth, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille (heh heh), Hell, while we're on fictional characters, how about Severus Snape, and Ghost too, Back to reality William Beckett, TRAVIS MCCOY of Gym Class Heroes, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin... so that I could tell him that some residents of New Orleans (Most, probably) still love him. Oh! And Bill O' Reilly, so I could punch him in the junk and run away giggling madly.

Music:

Again with the too many to list. Here are some of my favorites: Buckethead, Placebo, Rock City Morgue, Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, Antarctica VS. The World, The Academy Is..., Gym Class Heroes, Panic at the Disco, Cobra Starship, The Sounds, Basik Lee, Righteous the Poet, Zone D, Mack the Knife, Rob Roy, Wednesday 13, Bella Morte, The Rasmus, The Cure, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, TKK, Ministry, Miranda Sex Garden, Front Line Assembly, Fear Factory, Banjo and Sullivan, Poe, The Dresden Dolls. My Chemical Romance, Hole, Green Day, Rancid, Operation IVY, Distillers, Sex Pistols, Vandals, Ramones, Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, Neil Young, The Beatles, Lynyrd Skynyrd(--oooh, scary, no?), Insane Clown Posse (Frickin' right I'm a juggalo! What of it? Down since Riddlebox.), Cradle of Filth and of course, MC Chris.

Movies:

Mostly Horror films, anything with zombies or haunted house s/ghosts in it. However, I do like other odd films. The Weird Kid in me still likes Disney Classics like "Alice in Wonderland", "Monsters Inc." and "Finding Nemo". Then there's of course all of the Harry Potter films. Also, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. (I've a ridiculous toy obession.) Other than the kid stuff, My faves include "The Beyond", "Zombie", "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things", All of George Romero's "Dead" films (Yes, even Diary), "Hostel", "Quills", "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", "Gypsy 83", "SLC Punk", "Event Horizon", "I, Zombie", "Undead", "Shallow Ground", "Velvet Goldmine", "Ginger Snaps", "Rollercoaster", "Heart Of America", "Dead and Breakfast", "Dead Alive", "Cabin Fever", "Wrong Turn", "Cemetery Man," "Titus", "Suspiria", "My Little Eye", "Star Wars" (The original Trilogy, not the new crap.) "The Fog" (original, the remake was complete tripe. Apparently John Carpenter has gotten as senile as George Lucas.),"Gormenghast", "Pirates o' the Caribbean" 1&2 (or any pirate movie ever made, actually.), "A Simple Curve", The "Final Destination" Trilogy, "The Amityville Horror" Remake, Sweeney Todd, "Ringu", "Ju-On", "Ichi the Killer", "MirrorMask", " House of 1,000 Corpses", "The Devil's Rejects"...I'm going to be doing this all night if I don't stop. Okay one more. "SNAKES ON A PLANE"...and I'm done. Say Hi to Frank.

WAKE UP!

Television:

Hmmm, Well, my favorite sitcom would have to be COPS, but after that, The Simpsons, Futurama,The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Tales from the Crypt, Tales From The Darkside, Jackass, Viva La Bam, In Living Color, Kitchen Confidential, The L Word, Supernatural, The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Surface, The Twilight Zone (the original, Rod Serling rules.), The Triangle, the Kingdom Hospital mini-series, and the occasional sitcom. NO REALITY SHOWS WHATSOEVER. I really don't care whether or not you can dance, and Americans who watch reality tv, as a rule are undereducated automatons, so who they consider an "idol" is really none of my flippin' concern either.

Books:

House Of Leaves, The Necronomicon, World War Z. and The Zombie Hunter Survival Guide by Max Brooks, The Rum Diaries, Generation of Swine (Or anything else authored by the late Hunter S. Thompson, R.I.P. Dr Gonzo.), Harry Potter, (yes all of 'em. Big Slytherin fan. Deal.) A Paintbrush In The Devil's Toolbox, The Mostly Ghostly Series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Resident Evil Novelizations, Gormenghast, Wicked, Son of a Witch, The Vampire Chronicles, Alhazred, Dial-A-Ghost, Edgar and Ellen , Gil's All Fright Diner, Pirattitude, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Exquisite Corpse and Lost Souls by Poppy Z. (Yeah Drawing Blood too. LoL), The Prophet, Titus Andronicus (Or any Shakespeare Tragedy, I'm not fond of the comedies However.), Animal Farm, Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, The Vampire Armand, Any works by the Marquis De Sade, and anything having to do with the Cthulhu Mythos. Who Are You In The Cthulhu Mythos?
You are a DEEP ONE, a hybrid of a human and an ancient underwater species resembling a cross between a fish and a frog. Deep ones multiply their species by seducing and mating with humans, the offspring of which grow up to look like their fishy in-laws in later life.
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Heroes:

Gary Arthur Hoodless II (One of the world's 'True Innocents'.), Eugenie Clark and Valerie Taylor for their amazing work with Sharks (Especially Great Whites!), The Lady Chablis, Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, Eddie Izzard, Keram Malicki-Sanchez (--for being so multi-talented and thus an inspiration to all struggling artists), Bill Hicks, John Lydon, Johnny Depp, Buckethead, Brian Molko, Ryan Ross, Boy George, Jimmy Buffett, Rob Zombie, Sean Yseult, Poppy Z. Brite, Max Brooks, Asia Argento, Tom Savini, George Romero, Kevin Yaeger, Stan Winston, Gino Di Rossi, and Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

WANT TO READ SOME OF MY WORK? HERES HOW!

I just wanted to take a moment to let everyone know how to get their hands on some of my writing. First and foremost, I have finally put together a book (of sorts) of some of my best Short Stories, P...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

Desolation & Cyanide

For those of you who've asked, I'm reposting this old blog with lots of loverly new info. I'll keep updating on Des and Cy here if you want to check up on them. UPDATE: Nope, still not done yet. LoL V...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

R.I.P. G.A.H. II, 1983-2007

Yeah, I'm back in town, but I can't say I'm really up to talking right now. Still really depressed, numb and just plain dazed. The link below has most of the info about the case. I'm not supposed to t...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:51:00 PST

The Three Stages Of New Orleans Goth Guys...

All right, this is from the fantabulous MAD MIKE THE HIPPIE BUM Go visit him, for he is all that is good in the world.Now, since I've had my Emo rant for the month, I thought it'd be amusing to poke a...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

Cutest/Weirdest Video Ever...

Yeah, so I was in the mood for this, and who knows maybe you are too. As for the last shot, mmmm. Exquisite Corpses. All of 'em. ;-p Ciao!~D.And, because I'm bored, and taking a break from th...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Heh. *ahem*

K, so I found a vid that tells you all you need to know about the music biz by Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy. (You dunno who that is? You reeeaaalllly need to get on the stick here folks. LoL Clicky HERE...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST

Trendy vs. Emo vs. Well, me, I guess.

All right, since I've been gettin' a little bit o' the hate mail ever since I put a freakin' Panic! At the Disco song on my prof, I thought I would address some of it. Usually I don't bother, but I'm ...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST

Ahhhh! Faygo. It is mother's milk. Well, to my poor @$$...

Jes' checkin' in, chilrin. What's new in the world of Drew: Lessee, I just got back from dinner at Zydeco Grille, which is a hep lil place that does crawfish etoufee pretty darn well by my estimation....
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

WHY? Why am I always Freakin' ZILLAH?

Okay, I've been told this before, and I'm sure my little Nothing will get a kick out of it, and I'm fairly sure some comment about my Chartreuse eyes is forthcoming. But I truly see myself more as Mol...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

THE PATCH PROJECT (Help me, dear friends...)

This is mostly for my nearest and dearest friends in the really real world outside of MySpace. I mean, any of you are welcome to play along, but you may not be interested.Allrighty then. For those of ...
Posted by Drew Dahmer on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST