You would know me as the former Potions Master and Slytherin Head of House at Hogwarts' School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. I detested that position.
I am only joining this ridiculous 'internet' muggle community because that git, Dumbledore insisted upon it. I quote: "Severus, my boy, as you have no friends in real life, you may as well try to get some on the 'net'!" He was a good man.
However, for everyone's information, I most certainly do have real friends. Well, I have Lucius. I'll always have Lucius.
I wish to write no more of my private business here.
Goodbye.
