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Bill

A Shadowy Bill on a Shadowy Planet

About Me

I live in Tucson. I like it here. I drive a car named Green Machine. I used to drive a car named Dirty Caddy. I like beer but don't care for vodka. Except in white russians. Or gimlets. Or vodka collins. Or vodka tonics.Hell, I do care for vodka like I care for all booze 3 3.Except sloe gin. That crap is terrible.

My Interests

I challenge little kids to races and laugh when I beat them. Then I run away. Laughing.

I'd like to meet:

People who like Beernuts and/or beer.

Music:

Little bit of everything. Well, except shitty stuff, I stay away from that. The most notable include: Tom Waits, The Beatles, Radiohead, Tool, Depeche Mode, Elliot Smith, Edan, The Flaming Lips, Nina Nastasia, The Pixies, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Say Hi to Your Mom, RJD2, Kool Keith, DJ Shadow, The Rolling Stones, The Shins, Weezer, Van Morrison, Nina Simone, MC Paul Barman, Wagon Christ, Rachmaninov, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, Mozart, Ravel, James, Interpol, Metric, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, The Roots, Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, and I'm shamed to admit it but: Guns n fuckin Roses

Movies:

Big Lebowski. American Splendor. Zoolander. anything Wes Anderson. Punch Drunk Love. others I can't think of.

Television:

The Office

Books:

A People's History of the United States, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

that bum that looks like Jesus