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Lia the ALMIGHTY

I'm Lia, and I'm a dick.

About Me

The only baby I'll ever have is a backpack baby!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Dis n dat

I'd like to meet:

Godzirra

Music:

Bitchin shit.

Movies:

Shallow Hal, Bridget Jones 1 and 2, Anything with Will Ferrell (he is my soulmate), The Forty Year Old Virgin, Love Actually, The Princess Bride, Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Dumb and Dumber, Somethings Gotta Give, Head Over Heels, Benny and Joon, Office Space, Snatch, The Indiana Jones Movies, Finding Nemo, Big Fish, Rosemary's Baby, Cabin Boy, Cast Away, Mystic Pizza, Fifty First Dates, Milo and Otis, Lemony Snickets, Return to Me, Steel Magnolias, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Man with Two Brains, The Jerk, The Shining, Father of the Bride 1 and 2, Sleepless in Seattle, My Girl, Roxanne, Blazing Saddles, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (old one), Pumpkin, Gummo, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Nothing but Trouble, Pirate's movies, THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY was hilarious! .. .. ..

Television:

Scrubs, Southpark, Family Guy, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, King of the Hill, Roseanne, The Office, 30 Rock, When sharks attack is awesome.

Books:

Stephen King, Amy Tan, Harry Potter, Anything funny, I do enjoy Arizona Daily Star's jumbles with my buddy Julie

Heroes:

Michael M Merila

My Blog

A Little Late, but HALLOWEEN PICS!

This years Halloween costumes at Chovies! woooo http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d79/Poop_adoop2/drina.jpg Drina and her crew of Mormons http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d79/Poop_adoop2/meli.jpg Mel...
Posted by Lia the ALMIGHTY on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

I thought these were quite hilarious.

The Worst AnalogiesEver Written in a High School Essay They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. He spoke with the wisdom that can on...
Posted by Lia the ALMIGHTY on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

my little peanut heart

Surprisingly accurate in a fortune cookie kind of way You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and freeIn love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heave...
Posted by Lia the ALMIGHTY on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:24:00 PST

Chicken Noodle Butter Soup

Chicken Noodle Butter Soup ok, so if you ever get sick and want to feel better pronto, this is the recipe for a delicious, fatty soup.  it sounds fake, but i really make it. it tastes good. lik...
Posted by Lia the ALMIGHTY on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:52:00 PST