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B-Rad

If there really was a money tree. People would kill each other at it's trunk and make good fertilize

About Me

I'm pretty much the coolest person you will ever meet. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't meet me. I mean seriously, I drive a 1984 Dodge 600. Most possibly the pimpinest G-ride eva created. I'm secure enough in my manhood to say I have a giant penis too. I mean HUGE! And one time I took a dump that wrapped all the way around the toilet, twice. And I kept it in one piece. You can't say that isn't impressive. If you want to know anything else about me, just look at yourself in the mirror and think about all the things wrong with you, (how you look, the direction your life is taking, how much money you have, you know everything) then imagine if they were perfect then you have me. If you are to fucking stupid to imagine that, just ask me, and I'll tell you how I am sooooooo much fucking better than you.

P.S. I also have an dead fetus twin that I share a left nut with. His name is Phenius P. Merryjoose.


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My Interests

Mostly myself, and how much better than everyone I am.

Boobies

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris (his tears kill cancer I've been told).

Music:

Tom Waits, Rancid, Tool, Pennywise, The Shins, Matisyahu, Roots, NOFX, Del, Metallica, Pantera and other metal bands that everyone who likes metal likes, Gorillaz, Edan, Heiroglyphics, old Incubus and Phunk Junkeez, Sunday Afternoon, Modest Mouse, AFI, Burner, Sevendust, Portishead, Raido Head, Mars Volta, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Pharcyde, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Audioslave, Beasty Boys, Aceyalone... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-365Z0ajtg&search=tardco re .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Steel Magnolias, Girl Interupted, and other super lame chick flicks are not on this list. Donnie Darko, Sin City, Domino, Saw1&2, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requem for a Dream, King Kong, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Princess Mononoki, Labyrinth, Adam Sandler movies, Harry Potter, Tim Burton movies, The first Matrix, X-Men 1&2, 1000 Corpses & Devil's Rejects, 40 Year Old Virgin, Waiting...,Batman Begins, LotR Trilogy, Interview with the Vampire, Sin City, Harold and Kumar, Triplets of Bellvue, Incredibles, Vampire Hunter D, and many many more in no particular order
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Television:

Who needs to watch television when they have a mirror?

Ugly people.

Books:

Clockwork Orange, Harry Potter, just about anything by Chuck Palinhuk, Kurt Vonnigut, Catcher in the Rye, 9 Stories, Blade of the Immortal Graphic Novels, and nothing else.

Heroes:

Is a good show.