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FISH

Play 18 Holes of Golf or slam a bowl of Steak n Shake Chili for Dad!

About Me

Welcome Rockers and Hockey Humor Fans! It's time to lace up your skates and crank up your spirits, TOONS ON-ICE style!!! My name is Michael Fischer, my friends all call me Fish. I'm a cartoon artist-musician-humorist and I'd like to welcome you to my killer my space page for the latest in anything humor or 100,00 watts eh! www.toonsonice.com!
TOONS ON-ICE Hockey is an original MAD MAG cartoon sports property designed to showcase the lighter side of NHL Hockey. TOONS ON-ICE Hockey clientele include NHL teams, players, and sports agencys such as: IMG Baseball, Bill Clement VS. TV NHL Hockey Host , The ESPN-NHL 2 Night gang John Buccigross and Barry Melrose, The Colorado Avalanche, St. Louis Blues, The Florida Panthers, LA Kings, Nashville Predators, and IMG Hockey International which represents such NHL players as Sidney Crosby and Chris Chelios. TOONS ON-ICE is also partnered in association with many USA Youth Hockey Leagues offering unique Hockey Cartoon Product Fundraisers to help assist hockey moms and dads to raise money for costly youth travel league expenses such as tournament fees, equipment, gas and hotel!
With a little faith and a lot of ink. It's my dream as a hockey cartoon artist to turn every Walmart on the planet into a skating rink so you can bodycheck some dumb ass red neck in eisle eleven into the Jeff Gordon Beer Cooler display!
I grew up in St. Louis Missouri and began my music career playing drums @ age 3 inspired by my Uncle Phil who was into Buddy Rich. Uncle Phil was very cool, he had long hair and a killer ludwig drum kit in my grandmas basement that was more fun than camp. A few years down the road my family relocated to Nashville where I was inspired by Ritchie Blackmore in my teens to play guitar and so now here I rip!!! I've played with guitarist Mick Zane founder of Malice and bassist Mark Behn ( Malice, Ian Gillian ) drummer Pete Holmes ( Black n' Blue, Black Symphony, and the Michael Schenker Group ) drummer Paul Simmons ( Petra, Black Oak Arkansas, Reverned Horton Heat ). My vocal teacher was the killer Paul Daniels ( Rox Diamond ) and my guitar guru is one of the greatest guitar players on the planet, Nashville Jazz Fusion legend Stan Lassiter @ www.stanlassiter.net.
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My Interests

Skating rocks and the TOONS are King! I dig puck, tone, humor, and skating faster than a speeding locomotive! I'm also addicted to bone crushing hockey cartoon bodychecks!

My two favorite NHL Hockey teams are the St. Louis Blues and the Los Angeles Kings. I admire the rest of the teams for being the colorful enemy.

I'd like to meet:

Carmen Electra, Jimi Hendrix, Mozart, The Three Stooges, Mike Myers, Andy Kaufman, and God to give him an ear full!

I'd really love to meet my Guardian Angel so we can rent a cheap L.A. rehersal room, and jam all weekend until we blow something up!

Music:

From Led Zep to Mozart! Rock, Metal, Fusion, Jazz, Blues, and Classical! I love to crank KNAC.com, KSHE 95.com, and Jazz 89.5 WMOT.org.

My music influences are: Pat Metheny Group, Rush, Hendrix, Ritchie Blackmores Rainbow, Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, Deep Purple, UFO, Thin Lizzy, Randy Rhoads, Led Zep, Grand Funk, Ronnie Montrose, Kansas, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, ELP, Foghat, Pat Travers Band and YES.

My comic influences are Jerry Lewis, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks, Peter Sellars, and John Candy.

My cartoon and character humor influences are The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Show, The Monkees, Underdog, The World of Sid and Marty Kroft, and MAD Magazine!

Movies:

Slap Shot, Car Wash, Spinal Tap, The Song Remains the Same, The Party, Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Wizards, Duel, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Vincent Price The Aboninable Dr. Phibes, The Marx Brothers, Beatles Yellow Submarine, The Fearless Vampire Killers, Up in Smoke, The Magic Christian, Fast Times at Ridgemount High, A Nightmare Before Christmas, It's a Wonderful Life and Mad Max the Road Warrior.

Television:

SCTV, Classic SNL, George Lopez Show, Taxi, Looney Tunes, Sanford and Son, Green Acres, Ren and Stimpy, Beverly Hillbillies, The Three Stooges, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Columbo, UFC Ultimate Fighting, NHRA, Tennessee Titans Football, English Premier Football, St. Louis Cardinals Baseball, and MLS Soccer.

Books:

The Hockey News, Mad Magazine, Guitar Player, Comedy Store toilet paper, Rolling Stone, Comic Books, Couch Living, In n Out Burger Menus, 1001 ways to kill a Ref during the playoffs, 1001 Ways to Avoid A Crazed Stripper Banging On Your Window @ 3am, The Hockey Moms Guide to Fast Food Drive Thrus, Apartment Hunting for Cartoon Artists, and anything with a lot of pictures and no words!

Heroes:

Dogs, friends, family, girls in skates and Marshall Stacks turned up real loud! My Uncle Phil was my first hero when I was a kid because he played drums and had long hair!

Real friends help you move, and real hero's help you move your ass!

My Blog

Huge SALE! Order TOONS Hockey Postage Stamps and MORE!

Greetings Hockey Fans!Got Puck? Got Hot-dog? Got a puckin' hot-dog!?!Check it out Puckheads and Die Hard Hockey Grannys! Order TOONS ON-ICE Hockey Merchandise and SUPPORT THE Official toonsonice.com W...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

Howies Hockey Tape FREE Skate Sharpener Offer

Are you paying to much for Hockey Tape eh???My Goalie friend Roger lived with a girl once for fifteen days... and then she chewed through the ropes!!!He should have used Howies Hockey Tape instead!!! ...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:02:00 PST

My KNAC.com Malice and Kings X Rock Interviews

Greetings Rockers!Check out my latest two KNAC.com Feature Interviews with Mick Zane from Malice and Dug Pinnick from Kings X. KNAC Mick Zane Lead Guitarist from MALICE Interview 1/07http://www.knac.c...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST

Got skates? Jenny Jens fun new skate 101 CDs

Got skates? Got a groovin funny bone? Check out my new hot little Philly friend Jenny Jen @ www.skate101.com.Jenny is a certified skate instuctor offering lessons and her fun new rappin old school CDs...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST

April Hockey Cartoon of the Month - "Deliverance 4"

Greetings Hockey Cartoon Lovers!"Are red necks planning to take the Stanley Cup to Walmart and make it squeal like a pig"!?!*Check out hilarious NEW 2007 April Cartoon of the Month!!! ( Deliverance 4 ...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST

Spring 2007 - So What's New ON-ICE?!?

Spring 2007 Greetings Hockey Fans!!!Got puck?!? Got hot-dog?!? Grab a fist full of Barney Band-Aids for your funny bone and tell cousin Eb to quit working on that Dodge! It's time to lace up your ska...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST

Artists earn $1000 per Crazy Shirts.com T-Shirt Design

Aloha Artist Freelancers,Earn $1000 per CRAZY SHIRTS T-shirt design! Showcase your work in Hawaii and The Florida Keys at one of the most killer t-shirt shops on the planet!http://www.crazyshirts.com/...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

Experience the most KILLER guitar player on the planet!

If your into frets, volume and blistering rock, jazz, fusion, blues guitar. Check out my guitar teacher ( guru ) Stan Lassiter! Stan has been a rock/fusion legend in Nashville since I was a kid in hig...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Why Ice Hockey Referees Make Bad Rock Stars?!?

TOONS ON-ICE Hockey Humor Top 10 Feature Department...Hello Detroit! You wanted the worst and you got the worst! The blindest band in the land "REF!" And you wondered why Refs have no natural born rhy...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST

KNAC.com Vicious Rumors CD Warball Review

Check out my Vicious Rumors New Pure Rock CD review entitled Warball. http://www.knac.com/article.asp?ArticleID=5342Plug into www.viciousrumors.com for their latest US 2007 Tour Dates including Texas ...
Posted by KING OF TOONS on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:44:00 PST