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About Me

UMW CLASS OF 2010
Ego
Name Mike
Nickname(s) Jesus
Birthday 1/13/88
Age 17
Locus
Birthplace Gainesville, Florida
Current location Cherry Hill, NJ
Number of times you've moved 2
Place you would like to visit India
Place you would like to die On the pulpit
Place you would like to be buried/cremated Nah, I'd rather be eaten
Cantus
Favorite song "Cult of Personality" - Living Colour
Favorite album "It's a Shame That a Family
Can Be Torn Apart
by Something as Simple as a Pack
of Wild Dogs" - Ed Gein
Favorite band Nirvana
Favorite genre Grunge
Song you are listening to right now "Plethysmograph" Jello Biafra & The Melvins
Stylus
Eye color Green, Grey and Strange
Hair color Brown
Your dress on a typical day Black or Olive Drab Jeans, a T-Shirt, and a Zip-up hoodie
Piercings None
Tattoos None
Futurus
College of choice University of Pittsburgh
Career of choice Diplomat, Musician, or Slam Poet
Death of choice Assassination
Last words You guys
Epitaph (tombstone inscription) i leave no
fingerprints
only
footprints
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You should also check out my other random stuff including: my deviantART page and My LiveJournal .
Check out my Acoustic Project and my Spoken Word Project
I have My own Nation!
OK. There are people that send me friends requests whom I either a) don't know or b) don't recognize. Straight up: if I don't know you, you aren't getting added--plain and simple. Some people are aware that I will mercilessly deny a friends request because of either of the aforementioned (if you don't know the meaning of that word and don't feel like looking it up and I don't know you, don't even bother to send a friends request). So, I have decided that I will check my Messages before my friends requests from now on. What this means is that if you believe that there is a chance that I might not know you or recognize you, please send a message explaining who you are or why you added me so I can decide better whether or not to add you. Also, if you have added me in the past and I know who you are and it is rather obvious who you are and I still declined your friends request, I don't like you. Go away. No soliciting.
Fuck Vegetarianism! It only helps the meat producers in the long run. If you want to make a difference, steal the meat! I like my hamburgers...
You are Nommo...
Take Which religious Diety are you? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You are ancestral spirits worshipped by the Dogon tribe of Mali, Africa. The word Nommo is derived from a Dogon word meaning, "to make one drink." You are an amphibious creature of the water. You are also referred to as "the Teacher". This is because you teach people of the importance of self actualization, beauty, open mindedness, and love by way of hallucinogenic plants and a closeness to the waters. You are truthful and benevolent... you are worth worshipping.
if you're interested my sn is: embryowassup
Assorted Links:
Homestar Runner
Fat [dash] Pie.com
Chuck Norris, Vin Deisel, and Mr. T Jokes
Conservative Punk
The Best Page in the Universe
Wikipedia
Indy Media
Al-Jazeera
Mises.org PETA Kills Animals

My Interests

Quantum Physics, Entropy, Pogo-Stick...ing, Religious debate, Political Debate, Poetry Slam, Writing, Guitar, Music, Philosophy, Religion, Meditation, Chinchillas, Homestarrunner.com, Illwillpress.com, Theology, Existentialism, Spirituality, Serenity, Impending Doom, Apocalyptica, Active Listening, Comfort, Cuddling, Peace, Love, Smiles, Skanking the Night Away.

I adopted a cute lil' tempura fetus from Fetusmart! mm..yummy.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that i'd like to meet is either dead or in jail...or both. Or hiding in a cave somewhere

Though, I guess it would be cool to worship the guy who invented Quizno's...Mr. Quizno, I'm guessing?

Music:

The Music, Given, Rage Against the Machine, S.T.U.N., Black Label Society, Marilyn Manson, Led Zeppelin, The Smiths, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, Reverend Duck Tape's Journey to the Golden Mountain, Bush, The Doors, The Talking Heads, Wax Poetic, Moby, Candlebox, Jane's Addiction, Ed Gein, Converge, Silverchair, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Petr Tchaikovsky, George Fredriech Handel, Gaiocchino Rossini, Saul Williams, C.R. Avery, Kasabian, Taylor Mali, Kimya Dawson, Justin King, James Gang, Veruca Salt, Sage Francis, KRS-One, Blackalicious, Black Star, Lyrics Born, Last Emperor, Alice in Chains, Soul Asylum (even though they suck), Del the Funky Homosapean, The Faint, Beau Sia, Maya Angelou, Muddy Waters, Ledbelly, Chemical Brothers, The Prodigy, Crystal Method, The Zombies, At the Drive-In, Minor Threat, Otep, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Foxy Shazam!, Corbett Dean, David Bowie, Skinny Puppy, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Buck Cherry, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Skindred, Lamb of God, Dead Can Dance, Fatboy Slim, Stereo MCs, Groove Armada, Kittie, Modern English, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Soft Cell, Midnight Oil, Neil Young, Ella Fitzgerald, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Steve Vai, Muddy Waters, Yngwie Malmsteen, Leadbelly, Ozark Mountain Daredevils, Charlie Daniels Band, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Primus, Spiderbait, Sponge, The Stranglers, The Ventures, Vera Hall, Tracy Bonham, Van Halen, Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, The Scorpians, Gin Blossoms, Heart, Pat Benatar, Poison the Well, Joan Jett and the Black Hearts, The Melvins, Jesus Lizard, Dinosaur Lizard, Green River, Dead Kennedys, Jello Biafra & The Melvins, Jello Biafra & DOA, Jello Biafra & Mojo Nixon, Inside Out, Primitive Radio Gods, Primus, Queens of the Stone Age, Fishbone, Screaming Trees, Tad, The Specials, The Stranglers, The Assistant Principals, Dead Heir, Foxy Shazam, Opus Dei, Afterglow, NWA, Drive Thru Pharmacy, Red Plaid Menace, The Skautopsies, Gay Ray and the Straights, Curtis Mayfield, The Specials, Desmond Dekker, Drive Like Jehu, Rites of Spring, Pig Destroyer, Coalesce, Antioch Arrow, City of Caterpillar, Jah Shaka, Mad Professor, Macka B, Buju Banton, Damian Marley, King Tubby

Basically anything except Patriotic Country or Recent Gangsta Rap

oh yeah, cover bands suck also.

Movies:

Seven; Snatch; Butterfly Effect; Minority Report; A.I.; Clerks; Slam; Slam Nation; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; Texas Chainsaw Massacre; Thirteen Ghosts; Phonebooth; I Am Sam; Sin City; Philadelphia; Pay It Forward; The Terminal; Sideways; The Eye; Dogma; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; The Big Lebowski; Say it Isn't So; V for Vendetta; Inside Man

Television:

SNL, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Kids in the Hall, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, Rocko's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, Ren and Stimpy, Cow and Chicken, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Azumanga Diaoh, Excel Saga, Colorful, Two Stupid Dogs, Def Poetry Jam, House, Desperate Housewives, Law and Order, Boston Public (yes, I'm still in mourning)

Books:

+Of Mice and Men-John Steinbeck
+1984-George Orwell
+Rosemary's Baby/Son of Rosemary-Ira Levin
+The Great Gatsby-F. Scott Fitzgerald
+Siddhartha-Hermann Hesse
+The Gospel According to Matthew
+Ecclesiastes
+,said the Shotgun to the Head-Saul Williams
+SHE-Saul Williams
+Psalms
+A Child Called 'It'-David Pelzer
+Catch 22-Joseph Heller
+The Fountainhead-Ayn Rand
+One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest-Ken Kesey
+The Redheads-Jim Cory
+The World's Religions-Huston Smith
+Invisible Cities-Italo Calvino

Heroes:

First, and foremost, my hero, above all, is Jello Biafra.
I respect the following people for doing what they believed, regardless of their views.
People who thought and wrote logically:
-Rene DesCartes
-Herbert Spencer
-Jesus Christ
-Karl Marx
-Murray Rothbard
-Kung Fu-Tzu (Confucius)
-Meng Tzu (Mencius)
-Friedrich Nietzche
-Socrates
-Plato
-Aristotle
-Ayn Rand
-Jello Biafra (again)
-Kofi Anaan
People who organized others against a society gone awry:
-Timothy McVeigh
-Sun Yat-sen
-Vladamir Ilyich Lenin
-Osama bin Laden
-Chiang Kai-shek
-Mahatma Mohondas K. Gandhi
-Malcolm X
-Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi (my favorite arab)
-Martin Luther King
Performers who used their talents to air their views:
-Zach de la Rocha
-Saul Williams
-Taylor Mali
-Eddie Vedder
-Tom Morello
-Benjamin Britten
-Jello Biafra (once again)
-Mos Def
-Talib Kweli
-Bono
People who are interred for or died because of their beliefs:
-Ovidius Publius Naso (Ovid)
-Mumia Abu Jamal
-Shaheer Ali
-Choedar Dargye
-Gedun Thogphel
-Jampa Choephel
-Petr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
-Wang Xia
-Socrates (again)
-Nelson Mandella
-Nicola Sacco
-Bartolomeo Vanzetti
-Mahatma Mohondas K. Gandhi (again)
-Kenule Beeson Saro Wiwa
-Leonard Peltier
The Scottsboro Boys:
-Haywood Patterson
-Charles Weems
-Clarence Norris
-Andy Wright
-Ozzie Powell
-Olen Montgomery
-Eugene Williams
-Willie Roberson
-Roy Wright
The Angola Three:
-Herman Wallace
-Albert Woodfox
-Robert King
The Move 9:
-John Africa
-Merle Africa
-Michael Davis Africa
-Charles Simms Africa
-Edward Goodman Africa
-William Philips Africa
-Delbert Orr Africa
-Janet Holloway Africa
-Janine Philips Africa
-Debbie Simms Africa
-Scott La Rock

My Blog

Barnes and Noble

It's a poetry circle at Barnes and NobleTerri is trying to read her poembut we can't hear her ebbs and flowsunder the tremoloesof really bad jazzThere was one poet that was in the process of winning t...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:05:00 PST

Check out this event: Croft Farms Poetry Reading

Hosted By: Cherry Hill TownshipWhen: Wednesday Oct 26, 2005 at 7:00 PMWhere: Croft Farms100 Borton Mills Rd.Cherry Hill, NJ 08034USDescription:Cherry Hill Township Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:09:00 PST

Drug Compact

Mikes Drug Compact General Drug Restrictions: Never do any drug, whose purpose is not to cure or treat an illness, the day before work, school, or any other activity that requires focus or...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:08:00 PST

I Finished My Chapbook!

Lo! I am the lastVirgin on earth.What disgusting thicknessis first breath.Trait Snapshot:messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unkno...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 05:03:00 PST

On Tour

Wow, 4 days with my parents, a hotel, and 3 colleges. My mom is an absolute weenie when it comes to walking--especially walking in the heat. Maybe I should just do college tours/DC raids/d...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hello Chaps

I have finished working on my chapbook. For all of you who don't know what a chapbook is, pick up a copy of Saul Williams's She or Maya Angelou's Just Give Me a Cool Drink of Water 'fore I Diiie, that...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uh, show on Friday?

July 4th was pretty righteous. BOC was pretty kickass, and there was a guy with a cowbell whom they projected onto the jumbotron. Joan Jett was pretty OK too, though it's much harder to enjoy her when...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Community Service

Sam and I went to Haddonfield (which at 8pm, is mostly closed) to put up flyers. By 9 we had toured the town and put flyers up where flyers could be put up. As we were leaving, a guy in a white beater...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cult of Personality

You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if ...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scarlet poop?

Last night I went to that show in Maple Shade. It was OK. My wrist kinda hurts...but it does that on occaision for no reason, so no sweat. This morning I broke the spine of "The Scarlet Le...
Posted by Jesus Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST