hi. my name is napoleon dynamite. last summer i went to alaska and hunted wolverines with my cousin. it was sweet. i own a lamaa named tina, she never eats her ham and she a fat lard. i have a uncle named rico who is a friggin idiot. he eats all our steak and ruins my life. i have a brother named kip and he found a soulmate named La Faunduh. i have a girlfriend named deb, shes flippin sweet. i really like her sleeves. i have a best friend named pedro, hes got my back. my favorite animal is a liger. it is a lion and a tiger mixed and its bread for its skills and magic. i love to draw pictures, im pretty much the best i know at it. it would be flippin sweet if you added me on this thing and kip loves technolgy!
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.