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Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon

I luv it when you speak nerd to me

About Me

Well my luvs, I am a carrot eatting veggie head, I LUV animals. I am a pet groomer. I am insane, no lie! I scare people from my randomness sometimes and I luv rusty spoons. I don't know what else to say as of now so I will either add more later or you can always message me and ask!
Haha this quiz pic is funny cos when I was micro I actually did put underwear on my head.lol.. Alot it was like I was a super hero.lol
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kira "Le Kiwi" Marie AwesomeGlitterPants
Birthday: june 19th 1985
Birthplace: West V.c.
Current Location: in the hobo park with someof my kiwi luv hotos
Eye Color: plaid... or in your tongue hazel wood floating on a blue green sea
Hair Color: colours.. it depends on which one I feel like
Height: not a midget but not a jolly green giant
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightie
Your Heritage: a MUTT! A royal and famous mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: grannie shoes!
Your Weakness: shiney thingiees, making me giggle, good smelling thingiez
Your Fears: clowns, average sized house spiders, touching newspaper dust and paint, being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: I can't eat pizza, it's gluten loaded.. and non gluten one's prob taste like mud pies and grass
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to buy a llama
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: it makes me giggle
Thoughts First Waking Up: either "god I have to pee" or
Your Best Physical Feature: my pupils
Your Bedtime: whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: lol missed memory, so I'm suppose to rant about a memory I have forgotten? hehe
Pepsi or Coke: LYCHEE POM GREEN TEA!!!!!!! FOOK YESH!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Cafe Trang
Single or Group Dates: single baby.. more time to make an ass of yourself by yourself.lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: celestial season
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATTE
Cappuccino or Coffee: LATTE
Do you Smoke: nah, unless I smoke you baby yeah
Do you Swear: like a bloody sailor
Do you Sing: yesh! I am an undercover lounge singer
Do you Shower Daily: yesh or if I'm tired, every other day
Have you Been in Love: with bands and animals.. but not a man yet..
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: haha yeah right like anyone would want to marry a chick like me.lol
Do you belive in yourself: I sure do
Do you get Motion Sickness: it depends on how fast you spin me
Do you think you are Attractive: well I wouldn't know. I don't make myself vomit when I look in the mirror so I guess it's not so bad
Are you a Health Freak: yeah.lol
Do you get along with your Parents: indeed
Do you like Thunderstorms: if I am sleeping...no other then that yesh
Do you play an Instrument: oui, I can play you anyday
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no way jose
In the past month have you Smoked: only smoked the competition outta the water
In the past month have you been on Drugs: lol legal yesh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no but there are plenty who have plead with me to do so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eewww no skanks
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YYYYYYESSSSSSSSSHHH!!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my mind.lol
In the past month have you been Dumped: nnope, haven't been in a situation to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol no, i get cold too easily for I am a wuss
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yesh, your hearts and I stuck them in my pocket
Ever been Drunk: drunk with luv for my musical faves
Ever been called a Tease: ALL THE DAMN TIME, I DONT KNOW WHY
Ever been Beaten up: yeah my bro was brutal.lol
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: yeah, I almost did once.. it was awesome
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: be a rock star or a cheesey b horror movie actress
What country would you most like to Visit: it's a tie between Nz or Aus
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark? or plaid contacts..lol
Favourite Hair Color: anything but red heads
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller then me
Weight: i don't care
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter, you can even be a nudist
Number of Drugs I have taken: hopefully none or atleast not a whole lot where you're known in mexico for a drug ring
Number of CDs I own: 99900000000000000000000000000, but no sucky ones.lol
Number of Piercings: alot
Number of Tattoos: alot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: doesn't matter
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My Interests

SNIFFING CANDLES, SHAKKIN ME BOOTAY!,music cos it is my life and I just bleed it that is how vital it is to me!,PLAID!!, IMPLYING THAT I DIE IN ALMOST EVERYTHING I SAY, PUNK ROCK AEROBICS:), tatts, Hosting my SEXY Parties, piercings, drawing, taking over stuff , bands who rock, not givining in to society. painting, doing very stupid stuff for mild entertainment. video games!! LLAMA! MMmmm..JOhnny the homicidal Maniac and Lenore! BOYS Who rock the music!! Making clothes, Being an uber smartass, Spanking, making up stupid songs that don't make any sense, drawing on myself with sharpies cos everyone thinks they are real cos I can rock the sharpie art on myself,and pimping out my friends when the cash flow is low... VIctorian and asian everything, mostly the artwork though. FAlling down, falling down stairs, making an ass outta myself and telling people in a suggestive way I am going to kick their ass which really means, hey baby let's play with your third leg.

I'd like to meet:

!!!!!!!!ANTONIO BANDERAS and MO ROCCA so then I can die of their hottness!!SALAD FINGERS. HObos, punks, fashion designers, sluts, porn stars, drunks, musicians, roadies, artists, FELLOW PIRATES, NINJAS, NUNS, anyone wanting to get spanked, Anyone who likes to go to SEXY PArties, one who can teach me how to say British Man Whore in japanese, and anyone who doesn't fall into any of these catagories...anyone.Everyone talk to me cos I GOT KIWI LUV FOR ALL!

Music:

THE RAINMAN SUITE!!!!!, The CRAMPS, silverchair, Franz Ferdinand,STARLIT, APC, tool, The Missing,Dead Kennedys, COLD!!, Peelander-Z,Pretty Polly, The Sounds,INMemory, Dose of Adolescence, Velvet Revolver, Lacuna Coil, Bach, Hendel, kse, Blondie, CUrsive, Last Response,Kittie, Muddy Waters, Amanda Clemens, , rancid,the cult, sex pistols, the devotchkas, s.t.u.n., afi *drools*, velvet underground, ima robot, crisis, Darci Cash,Panic! at the disco, the clash, emery, vendetta red, steriogram, Altan, Mad Cap, Stone Sour, BAd Brains, Day 2, Funeral for a Friend, Iggy Pop, Mariah Carey,The Stooges,The Bravery, Third World, hospital food, Until Further Notice,Type O Negative, lost prophets, dead poetic, VOn Bondies,chromelodeon, MARS VOLTA!!!!,old skool guns-n-roses, billy idol, queen, the distillers,Savage Garden, Broadzilla,Smile Empty Soul, theSTART, BAd Religion, Old Skool Metallica,Oxido republica, Muse,apex twin, skinny puppy, Killradio, The UNseen, Tir'na nog (my daddy's band), BLACK EYED PEAS, Gwen STefani, Anvegend Sevenfold, The Spooks, Deadsy,Coheed and Cambria, Senses Fail, The Specials, froglick,30 seconds to mars, and more like it I just don't want to go on for days... MY BAND;p

Movies:

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!! SHAUN OF THE DEAD, JU-ON, Phone, A Tale of two sisters, Spongebob Squarepants,Ringu, Hero, Nightmare on Elm Street (all of them cos freddy is the best line giver) Troma movies, Horror movies, A clockwork Orange,Tank GIrl, Mean Girls, Sorority Boys, NIghtmare before X-mas, Friday, Monty Python and the HOly Grail, slc punk, lotr, original texas chainsaw massacre,Old School, Any Jay and Silent Bob movie, ANy Tim Burton Movie. I also like almost anything with explosions or decaptions, either of those makes me giggle.

Television:

Simpsons, South Park , Family Guy, Aqua Teen HUnger Force, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Munsters,Chappelle show,Absolutely Fabulous, Cold Case Files, CSI, Fashion trance, Old BAtman

Books:

Kiwisim! The Dictionary for the language of The Kiwi, by The Kiwi (note: it is a bit confusing though)

Heroes:

Adam D from KsE. WOOO

My Blog

Pillaging villages and playing rice stick poker

Allo Allo my senoirs and waffle rockheads,   Alas my week of vaca has kicked in ...well since yesterday. Now my main job is visiting my mum and not trying to punch people..lol cos that just sounds del...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:39:00 PST

Oh nooo..... I think I’ve come down with another case of growing up today...DAMN!!

 To my beloved PUPILS AND SEA OTTER KNOCKS!    Bonjour my sexy bitchez.... so today I went up to the hospital on 2 hours of sleep at 5 am so I could be there when my mum goes into get a brand spankin ...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

9 is the numba that be the shit, I am numb so don’t aggrivate me or you’ll kiss my fist

To my vibrant octawussies and fanciful jivers,   First I'll start off with stuff that made me peppy today..... I did 9 hair cuts on dogs today and I wasn't running behind at all! *insert crowd awes he...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

ICH BIN KRANK, ICH BIN MUDE... ICH BIN MICHAEL JACKSON! *dies*

OH MY BIGGEST FREAKIN HECK...... I feel like sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiitttttttttt.(like that new english botching word???? I slightly do) I feel as though I needeth to speuweth forth from my midsection ...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

Pre-work-thang-cos-I-don’t-want-to-put-my-face-on-yet- !

1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:pixie dust* tattoo gun*  llama stuffed animal2.) I have an irrational fear of:...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

This be the last pill I shall swallow so SHUT UP AND DRIVE!

 My sweet unruley mongorians and... and glorious geishas,      Alas, my I start my rejoycement pour I have just swallowed the last of my antibiotic for my dog bite... YYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYY *dies*But I am ...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

Trancing like a cat on a hot tin shack, Mmmm dog bites *drools*

Allo Allo my brindled souls and slanting fancies. Alas I am able to type.lol I was bitten the other day by a 16 year old shih tzu with 3 teeth and it killed my rightie for a bit.lol But it's slowly ma...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST

I still got your face, painted on my heart

Mmm I don't think there is a cult song I don't luv, even the newer stuff.. forever shall I luv them! YESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH! So hello my havoc randy ones and hamonious fawns! It be I La K-fawn, back to bo...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:48:00 PST

Mmmmm Fireworks.... fire... did I mention I luv fire?

Allo.  So to all my fellow Utah Native today be the day of our state's birth. Happy B-day Utah...... So since it's our state's birth we are allowed to have 2 fire work holidays this month, the 4th and...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

My blood tastes like cranberry juice, bitter yet sweet. Now let us sing the safety dance song!

Bonjourno my bellas and mates!    So I have been enjoying my day off today. I've been working out on and off today, exercised my doggies, worked out in the yard, and played some comp games... Now I am...
Posted by Le Kiwi Guitar Hero Glamazon on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST