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Han Fei Tzu

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Morning scatters in and I am steady like a drug feeling out this one. She wakes up smashed as hell and steadies her ass against the rail, and bends before the pounding rain. She had the widest bright ideas all along about my love, and I need this fucking fix and I beg her to pick from one of the billion ways to feel no pain.The morning after bends reflected and I can hardly stand the way this whole thing makes me seem. She climbs out from her dream with lungs hardly as she screams stereo scream, and bends before astounding rain. She's got a system made of metal and magnet bits inside her brain, and she opens her box of tricks and begs me to pick from one of a billion ways to feel no pain. She had the widest bright ideas, that all the world would sleep away until the nightmare ends. Everyone is on way, way on the end. Hold me uptight, let me breathe now.She had the widest bright ideas, that all the world would sleep away until the nightmare ends. Everyone is on way, way on the end. And hold me uptight, let me breathe now.

My Interests

music, art, sun, water, psychology, drums, british humor, swimmming, quitting bad habits, finding other bad habits, women, guitar, p-town, people in p-town...

I'd like to meet:

wanna jam? then i wanna meet you.John Bonnham is my fucking god. If i had a quarter of his talent i'd have it made.Girls that like guys that look like 15 year olds. (whatcha see is what you get).at least one religion's god(s). wether it be Ganesh, Buddha, Jahova, Allah, Hades, Osiris, or just plain old Shiva, i dont care, i just want to ask a couple of questions.someone that does something out of the ordinary to hang out. but not "gross!" out of the ordinary, more like "huh, i never thought of it that way" out of the ordinary.anyone with Super Smash Bros. gamecube or 64 is good for me.someone who doesnt care what they look like when the go into public. and might even worsen it up for the fuck of it.someone who is friend enough to say "no, dont drink a lot of beer, stay up all night and then go work for 8 hours". (unless they have to do that same exact thing, in that order. thanks jason)

Music:

Eagles, Tom Petty, Muse, Laguardia, Lola Ray, The Fucking Champs, The Fuck-ups, Pedro the Lion, Head Automatica, Radiohead, The Wimsy Stevens, The rouge, Pink Floyd, Weezer, The Violent Femmes, Guns N' Roses, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Lynnard Skynnard, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, U2, The Clash, The Flaming Lips, Cheap Trick, CCR, Ben Kweller, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Ben Lee, The Shins, Queen, Matisyahu, Band of Bees, Sneakerpimps, Floater, Fiona Apple, Not bad for Gypsies, At the drive-in, Interpol, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Dashboard Confessional, Dr. Theopolis, SPEED 40, System of a Down, Fuel, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Darci Cash, The Presidents of the USA, Third Eye Blind, Eve 6, Semisonic, Cake, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Hella, Affinity, The Streets, The Chemical Brothers, The White Stripes, The Hives, The Doobie Brothers, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Pixies, Nirvana, Queens of the stoneage, Foo Fighters, Metallica, The Offspring, Hum, The Smashing Pumpkins, Bad religion, the Cars, The Strokes, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay, Keane, GoldFinger, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Beastie Boys, Primitive Radio Gods, Sigur Ros, God Speed you black Emperor, Bright Eyes, Tool, Mindless Self Indulgence, Beck, Deltron, The Grateful Dead, Jack Johnson, The Mars Volta, Pavement, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Steve Miller Band,wolfmother,dave matthews band, Keb 'mo, Stevie Ray Vauhn, Foreigner, Pepper, Oh Captain My Captain, Hot Air Balloon Ride, REM, The Shore, Fischerspooner, Day of Lions, Placebo. theres just too much to list, and my guess is if you've read all the way to this point, you're an extreme myspace whore, and you're extremely bored. or your on some crazy reading drug. either way, its pretty sad on your part.

Movies:

The Life Aquatic, Fight Club, The Office (british T.V.), Garden State, What Dreams May Come, Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity, Clerks, Old School, Billy Madison, V for Vendetta, Crash, Trainspotting, Bottle Rocket, Vanilla Sky, The Cell, Lucky #Slevin, Oceans Eleven, Snatch, Dark City, Idiocracy, The Prophecy, King of New York, Pool Hall Junkies, Zoolander

Television:

Arrested Development, Family Guy, Futurama, Trigger Happy TV, Robot Chicken, and Stella. some of the very few shows i will sit down to watch TV for.

Books:

Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, House of Leaves, Choke. other than that i just use them for coasters and stuff like that.

Heroes:

john bonnham, any man who's ever gotten more than 3 girls at once, ben bettis, and pee wee herman (just because he made me realize that if pee wee can make it, so can I).

My Blog

the hare and the serpent

the first heartbeat, his countanance grows with malevolent grin, the second heartbeat, his snakeskin knocks on the cold wooden floor as he gains a step, the third heartbeat, an overwhelming sense...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:38:00 PST

a little something from a book...

XENOCIDE        &nbs p;         &nbs p;         &nbs p;   ...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:52:00 PST

stupid quiestions

I've heard the old saying "there are no stupid questions..." but it DOES seem like there are a lot of inquisitive idiots...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST

why paper?

i understand how scissors beats paper, and i understand how rock beats scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? ...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:27:00 PST

The Suicide Machine

Sleep comes to everyone while we wait for the Sunday afternoons.Sleep comes to everyone, everyone maybe yeah, but you.Sleep comes to everyone while we wait, wide awake and blue.Sleep comes to everyone...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:27:00 PST

Beautiful day

airplanes and bullet trains are bound to crash some day burning trees and broken walls are falling in my way       and its a beautiful day, theres earthquakes tearing cit...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

THE BLACK AND THE WHITE

I took a trail through new woods today i felt content in a peculiar way the trees were black the sky an unusual gray i know it like a photograph or a structure made of clay a white bird perched on a ...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST

Nah, its cool, maybe i'll live tomorrow...

i wanna just go wild. do something crazy i've never done before. break out of the routine that so many of us are trapped in. fuck up my whole life for one extremely "worth it" moment.  i wont fo...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:13:00 PST

gross..

i woke up this morning at 4:45 am, and i thought the only reasonable thing to do at that moment was puke all over myself on my bed.  i never let so much puke out. i puked once on my bed, twice in...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST

we suck!

how can we, a race that has discovered so much, survived through everything, and come as far as we did, just ignore that the home, the ONLY home we have, is very rapidly going down the hole?  how...
Posted by Han Fei Tzu on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:05:00 PST