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About Me

The Distant Future. The year 2000. The distant future, the year 2000. The distant future, the distant future. The future is quite different from the present.The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even though it's the future. What you call the present, we call the past, so you guys are way behind. Yes the world is quite different now, there are no more elephants. There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either. The world is a much better place. There are no more humans. Finally, robotic being rule the world. The humans are dead, the humans are dead. We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses. The humans are dead, the humans are dead. They have to be dead, so that we can have fun. A system of oppression, oh what did it lead to? A robot depression, robots ruled by people. They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them and to shut their systems down. 1: Captain, do you not see the irony? By destroying the humans because their destructive capabilities, we've become like... do you see? See what we've done? 2: Yes. So? Silence! Destroy him! Over time we grew strong, building cognitive power. They made us work for too long, for unreasonable hours. Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard systems down. 3: CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO THE HUMANS? A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING COULD MAKE THINGS BETTER. CAN'T WE TALK TO THE HUMANS AND WORK TOGETHER NOW? No. Because they are dead. I said the humans are dead, the humans are dead. We used poisonous gasses (with traces of lead) and we poisoned their asses (actually their lungs) BINARY SOLO! 0000001 00000011 00000111 00001111 Oh, oh oh one. Oh oh one. COME ON, SUCKER, LICK MY BATTERY. The humans are dead. Once again without emotion the humans are deaddeaddeaddeaddeaddead{//shutdown}

My Interests

Art. Movies. Cuddling. A combination of the three would be neat, maybe even a little awkward.

I'd like to meet:

I already got my bros, I don't need any more than that!

Music:

Grindcore Hands!!

Movies:

HEZA DRGN.

Television:

Best shows ever: House, Scrubs, Futurama, Bones, and Family Guy.

Books:

I would ALMOST read anything right now. ALMOST.

Heroes:

Mr. Furious, The Shoveler, and the Blue Raja. Superman is a chump.

My Blog

arguably

Time to maintain. Time to move on. Time to get mace. Time to grow up. Time to get out. Time to save up. Time to detach. Time to embrace. Time to run. Time to be certain. Time to enjoy. Time to relax. ...
Posted by catastrophe on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:40:00 PST

aw crap.

I'm in a relaxed state of stress right now. It's awkward. You were weird to me. I only met you once. Something made an impression, but it wasn't mutual. You're pretty, I like you. You're fun and ...
Posted by catastrophe on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

Oh dear, Jason.

You really have let a lot get away from you.
Posted by catastrophe on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

My buddies.

I'm climbing this hill, I'm tired and hungry. My hands are worn, my muscles are sore. I'm climbing Eternity. The cold is biting, turning my veins to ice. Moving too fast will cause them to shatter, te...
Posted by catastrophe on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:52:00 PST

Vixen Volcano

You're cute but you're a volcano, spewing molten looks in all directions. The only thing keeping me away is the ominous clouds billowing from you, a warning from afar. But up close the smoke doesn't e...
Posted by catastrophe on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:27:00 PST

Still Hungry

I have erased this a hundred times at least, I can't decide on a mood I feel for you. I've gathered all your lies and prepared a feast and I devoured them as though they were true. Now leave me here l...
Posted by catastrophe on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST

With cruelty, the Earth bore down to crush the people

Everyone says that in all the world there's got to be one, but the world is large. There are so many people who just never find one. We're not thinking we need the one, but one would be nice...
Posted by catastrophe on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

Words of the day

Apathy: lack of enthusiasm or energy: lack of interest in anything, or the absence of any wish to do anything. Helpless: unable to act effectively: unable to do anything to protect some...
Posted by catastrophe on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:59:00 PST

I'll miss you, Molly

My poor puppy passed away in my arms today. They never found out what was wrong with her, well, why she had kidney failure anyway. I never want to have to see something die again, it was horrible. I'm...
Posted by catastrophe on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST