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Catie

Nothing sucks more than you.

About Me

My name's Catie,you may have guessed as it is written on here in huge letters. I was born in North Carolina, and moved a frightening amount as a child. it was fun, and crappy at the same time. I came to settle on this horrid rock known as hawaii, which wouldn't be so bad, except for the people. I have also come to believe my breasts are seperate entities known as Frank n' Jesse. The left being frank, right being jesse. I have a mildly sexually confused "life-partner" whom i love very much. I work in a porn shop but that doesn't mean I have a magical mental list of every porn star that is and was. Despite what my moron customers believe. I think that's pretty much it. Foop & Snarkle Flart.
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My Interests

I'm fascinated by body modification, art, and art-like things. I love to read anything I can get my hands on. I love comic books with a passion. Video games that don't have shitty backgrounds so you can actually tell where you end and that wall that happens to be the same color of your shirt begins. And lots of other things, but I'm lazy.

I'd like to meet:

I was going to die in 2047, but now it's Saturday, March 27th 2038. Be there, fuckers. Oh, and Crystal...I'm going to die before you! Take that!WEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the only megatron I like.... I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Bunny/Pancake
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Music:

I love Coheed and Cambria! I can't get enough of them...And listen to them....LISTEN! I guess this is what I listen to off the top of my head... Tiger Army, System of a Down, NOFX, Minor Threat, Damned, Black Flag, Anti-Flag, Rage Against the Machine, Queen, Janis Joplin, Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, Billie Holiday, Thelonious Monk, At the Drive-In, Mars Volta, Sparta, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Angry Samoans, Pixies, Bad Brains, Circle Jerks, The Cro-Mags, Ramones, Misfits, Fugazi, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Loretta Lynn, Dropkick Murphys, old Rancid, The Distillers, L7, Smashing Pumpkins, Rev.Horton Heat, Jeff Buckley, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, NIN, deftones, the yeah yeah yeahs, beethoven, mozart, rachmaninov, bach...and "O Mio Babbino Caro" can make me weep like a large man getting his nuts ripped off... There's a TON more but I'm too tired and bored to list more.....

Movies:

I love movies! All time favorite movie is Milo & Otis. Any movie that strikes my fancy. I do love the "indie" movies, but I can get into huge blockbuster fare as well. I love horror movies.

Television:

QUICK: I don't really watch TV any more. Mostly whatever Pirate Myke downloads. Diggin' Heroes, Dexter, and My Name Is Earl.

Books:

More comics. Max Brooks stuff, and some Laurie Notaro books.

Heroes:

I like the kind that come in sandwhich form.

My Blog

No witty tagline this time guys...

Someone hacked my account and sent out a spam comment to everyone. I'm pissed about this. So pissed that i am ending my run on myspace.It used to be fun. When I first got this account, there were mini...
Posted by Catie on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

Mother fuckin' mind bullets...

I had a really long post that included a story I wrote off the top of my head for Randee, but myspace killed it in some magical way. Who knows where it is now? I hope some mole people are enjoy it's i...
Posted by Catie on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

I'll sing the body electric, but i glory in nothing.

Have you ever noticed how sickly and mildly hell-spawn-esque people look in those old sodium yellow street lights? i enjoy this for some reason. As though that hideous color of yellow is the great equ...
Posted by Catie on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST

It's not my brain, it's my hate meat.

You'll never know how large a capacity for hating your fellow man (and woman) you have until you've worked in a porn shop.I'm completely serious about this. Ask anyone who works in an adult anything. ...
Posted by Catie on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:00:00 PST

The germs have infiltrated my head...

    Oh yes...I have a head cold. Isn't that lovely? Snot seems to be oozing out of every orifice. It's extremely disgusting. Although, being sick does have its' perks. I can be bitchy t...
Posted by Catie on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

Sparklers do not satisfy the urge to explode things.

New Year's Eve has come and gone. I hope all of you had a good time, and didn't do anything that you regret too much. I've been having a rather interesting New Year. Well, mildly. As a good chunk of y...
Posted by Catie on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

There's no need to go pulling teeth...

I have returned, my darlings. There's a few of things that have been bugging me as of late. And, as per usual, I have come to share them with you. First off, has anyone else noticed that Hawaii's...
Posted by Catie on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

And geeks around the world continue to butcher songs...

Yes, that's right. I am now enjoying the teeth clenching bleeps and boops of guitar hero 2. Huzzah....and Pomai so lied to me. They are NOT the original songs, they are covered (once again) by asshole...
Posted by Catie on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

The following is a work of fiction, do not be a dumbass

This is for Randee because I haven't done this for her in much too long.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I never knew I had this much intestineI mean They always tell you that yo...
Posted by Catie on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:16:00 PST

Atomic Poop, and other such tragedies.

You know, maybe it's just the mild delirium from not having any sleep lately, or maybe I'm just this fucking bored, but I feel like I'm ignoring people. Namely, the bands I hunt down and add to my MyS...
Posted by Catie on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST