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Dr. A. Cula

SCROTUM!!!

About Me

name's myke. born and tamed in the lush and inexpensive philippine islands but now slummin' it in the lush and expensive tropical island of hawai'i. i'm a libra yet nary hint of balance in sight. actually, i'm borderline disturbed. i'd also like to think i'm straight. my goal in life is to be a full-fledged ninja with my own talk show. i don't watch a lot of t.v. but worships the advent of 'tv on dvds'. i love video games but don't have the patience for it. i also love reading comics [or graphic novels if you wanna be a bitch about it] cuz it has pictures. i try to have a life as much as i can amidst all the chaos with work. i love my friends although i don't think they know it, so fuck 'em! cheers!!!

My Interests

interests, hmmm, well i like meeting interesting people to the point of being weird. i love movies. from your big hollywood blockbusters, to watching independent, and foreign flicks. i also enjoy adult films and other lowbrow fare. just can't deny that i don't like watchin' it. i'm a guy, what can i say. although i sometimes get sick of it time and again. as for music, hell don't even get me started on that. anything and everything i can pirate out of this idiot intarwub...if it sounds good, i'll listen to it. i tend to listen to heavier stuff. don't ask me why cuz i can't explain it, prob'ly cuz i'm an angry fuck on the inside. i like to read books and comics so people think that i'm astutely impertinent but that's just for show; preferably fiction cuz i like to get as far away from reality as possible cuz let's face it, life bites. i work a lot so i don't do much outside anymore much to my chagrin. i also enjoy some sexytime here and there. but besides that, i'm just a ordinary dude with an extraordinary perspective. so, approach at your own risk... and i love mushroom clouds!

I'd like to meet:

JESUS!!! the awesomest action hero ever! neil gaiman, warren ellis and garth ennis would be a nice trio to meet and watch myself try to say something witty and completely go over their heads. wha'happen'!!!...see!also that guy that invented those bluetooth earpieces so i can kick him in the nuts for making people look like cyborgs [like van damme].

Music:

sarahmclachlanisagoddess.coheedandcambriaistheshit! tool,apc,pearljam,aic,badreligion,ozzy,pantera,flaw,glassjaw ,lambofgod,opeth,theused,tbc,thrice,radiohead,foofighters,am ericanhi-fi,theoffspring,nodoubt,spineshank,fromautumntoashe s,themarsvolta,311,theyeahyeahyeahs,poisonthewell,atreyu,ven dettared,thedistillers,ultraspank,templeofthedog,sparta,kill switchengage,taproot,nonpoint,shadow'sfall,ourladypeace,imot herearth,fuel,toad,davematthews,thegathering,illnino,sevendu st,pumpkins,fnm/mikepatton,thecranberries,rob'szombies,themi ghtymet,megadeth,stabbingwestward,velvetrevolver,quicksand,t hedarkness,bush,drykilllogic,hatebreed,atdi,sinch,manson,dis turbed,soad,dreamtheater,thursday,paparoach,slipknot,bls,tra pt,sabbath,mudvayne,aufdermaur,mudvayne,qotsa,deftones,stp,t ypeonegative,fearfactory,machinehead,down,ninagordon,static- x,incubus,trustco.,probot,ratm,helmet,godsmack,dido,fionaapp le,afi,cavein,audioslave,lacunacoil,evanescence,soungarden/c hriscornell,nirvana,nataliemerchant,nickelback,shania,jonbri on,dixiechicks,aimeemann,cold,vanhalen,soulasylum,3eb,therap y?,coalchamber,devildriver,rush,sublime,u2,rem,garbage,everc lear,oasis,coldplay,default,dishwalla,k'schoice,'80shairmeta l,skidrow/bas,wolfgang,razorback,francism,eheads,slayer,mini stry,nin,andQUEENbitches!

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB! mel brooks' the producers, the shawshank redemption, minority report, office space, grandma's boy, sky captain and the world of tomorrow, hoodwinked and all the pixar pix.anything by david fincher, tim burton, quentin tarantino, robert rodriguez, darren aronofsky, christopher nolan, richard linklater, jean-pierre jeunet, guillermo del toro, christopher guest, broken lizard, and monty python

Television:

don't have cable. haven't had any in 3 years and i'm cool with it. i tend to just zone out on the cable tv when i'm at a friends house. used to watch the x-files religiously. also followed the buffy/angel saga. love HBO shows like deadwood, six feet under, the sopranos and oz [and taxicab confessions]. reno 911, scrubs, and arrested development are shows that i own simply because. i love that late night sex talk show with that old lady watsername. late night w/ conan. the daily show is great! as for the new shows, i follow HEROES [comics geek, remember], eureka!, dexter, how i met your mother, and my name is earl. i try to catch as much adult swim as i can. METALOCALYPSE!!! so there.a

Books:

Get this widget!my favorite book is MICHAEL CHABON's THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF KAVALIER AND CLAY; apparently, they're making it into a movie so bettere not fuck it up cuz 'twas such a pleasure to read and i highly recommend it. or check out his new book THE YIDDISH POLICEMAN'S UNION. read AMERICAN GODS now! it'll change your life. well, not really but THE SANDMAN might. chuck pahlanhiuk [paul-uh-nick] is one i follow with books such as fight club, choke, invisible monsters and lullaby and so on and so forth, so go forth and bring a cohort and try it out now!!! i try to get caught up with comics as much as i can but there's just so damn much. i love GARTH ENNIS...is the best guy in comics with my sensibilities. suberbly insane! i catch up on all the current vertigo titles such as Y-the last man, the exterminators, and loveless...all worth checking out. i also just read deadman and actually liked it alot. as for the superhero fare, i love the punisher whose power as i understand [from catie] is RAGE!!! the authority is awesome. stormwatch phd and welcome to tranquility were surprisingly good as well.i try not to read big name authors cuz everybody does and i'm an elitist. i hate mass market paperbacks cuz they're hard to take care of unless i have to which i do. i like alot of science fiction/fantasy fare but there's too many to mention. MICHAEL CRICHTON is still a guilty pleasure for me and the reason why i picked up a book in the first place. can't wait for NEXT to come out on paperback.

Heroes:

JESUS! [RIP] Jose Rizal [RIP] Captain America [RIP] Jimi Hendrix [RIP] Dimebag Darrell Abbott [RIP] MIDNIGHTER [Badass Brotherfucker] THE PUNISHER [Badass Fuckerupper]

My Blog

fuck DC!!!

                    to all of the people in charge of DC Comics, FUCK YOU!     &n...
Posted by Dr. A. Cula on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

oh angie, where art thou?

who can't love tenacious d? the satanic folk metal, the vulgar display of profanity and jack black. i'm really glad ''the pick of destiny'' was such an enjoyable movie cause i wasn't sure if the show ...
Posted by Dr. A. Cula on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST