Member Since: 10/4/2005
Band Website: what the fuck is a website?
Band Members:
LINDSAY:DRUMS
DAN:VOCALS AND BASS
Influences: weed,beer,video games,underpants,botswana,football,delicious pastries,sarah,green olives,zits,underarm deodarant as well as anti-persperent(sp),ugly dogs,ray the coffee man,negatory na ball attacks,ross perot,the goonies,back to the future,sloth and chunk,phat dove sacks,ol dirty bastard,method man,raekwon the chef, u-god, ghost faced killa, masta killa,rza,gza,killa priest,60-second assasin,shorty shit stain,simpsons,beavis and butthead,did i mention MARIJUANA?,mickeys,poker,bizarre from D-12,underarm hair,napolean dynamite,johnny depp,blues clues,phlebotomy,scissors,elmo,steiny,puddin,chino(the greatest ferret of all time),puppy(the 2nd greatest ferret of all time),loco,(the craziest cat of all time),dino,fraeline,shasta,buddy kitty,sadie,angel,finger food,napkins,the word WORD,also the word WORDETH,crown royal,blue martinis,hookas,when i said mickeys, i meant mickeys fortys,guiness,boddingtons,fat tires alright too:),bass guitars that make me horny,licorice whips,dr. gonzo,nicotine,turkish jade lights,pall mall 100's,herbal refreshments,coasters,
thumbtacks,family guy,stewie,steinys neutered large testes,doggy porn,party tricks,remembering not to split our pants(thanx alex),god where would we be without lighters?,i want to play free games.com,online texas hold 'em,J.J.,worms,chatique and faheim,weird al yankovic,fear and loathing in las vegas,bonnie,seth,bloating,cramps,midol,pamprin,mormon religion,satan,gigantic dildos,mormons being gigantic dildos,cheese,wing street wings,pizza delivery men,small boxes,outlets,license plates,steiny hating the rocky song,toilet paper,things of strange origin,lollipops,sonic double cheeseburgers(with mustard),chance(the coolest motherfucker i know),dead soul,bob and tim,laundry,old men,kevin smith,crack,forty year old cheese,mortgage brokers,the fundamentals of pimpin',fear and or loathing near las vegas,white owl blunts,or any other blunt as long as it has weed in it,peach white owls though if ya wanna get down to it,green drop top fiats,fashion do's and dont's,pink leopard stripe g-strings(on men of course),office supplies,farts with purpose,charles bukowski,(when i listed all those wu-tang members i left out) inspektah deck(hope he/s not mad),cappadonna too(but he doesn/t really matter that much),crush games,keyboards,that weird silver stuff from cigarette packs,duct tape, anyone who actually reads this,beer dispensing boobs,gross misconduct,skeet,lillies,lepers,did i say weed yet? i can/t remember,my sand bar,diner booths,shirts that look like curtains,fisher price: my first timbalands,robert lucas,fish,coral reefs,gary busey,nick nolte,peeling snare drum,gangs of new york,speaker spell shoes,fight night rounds 2&3,rocky marciano,tony soprano,the amazing race,muhamed ali sucks on fight night please tell me why,green gelatin desserts,funny bloody nard choping(and stealing) stories(thanx again alex),alex,ugly kid joe,motor city madmen,iowa,foo foo,jason(eventhough he/s a bitch when he loses poker),bryans a bitch when he loses too(come on it/s just 5 bucks),tedd,(in a very close running with chance as the coolest motherfucker i/ve ever met),michael rappaport,true romance(almost cooler than fear and loathing),free prostitutes,taco bell after poker,post it/s,sticky film around edges of bathtubs,horacio sanz,skunk boy,maris the great,tool taking 5 year hiatus' between every album,the f12 key on my comp is pretty cool,help screens,myspaceunlimited.com,ourselves,shadows,the mystery of chess-boxin',salivating children,forwarned prophecies,grey matter,surfing,staff meetings,propaganda,iraq wars for no reason,did i say herb?,toiletries,las vegas,sand dunes,broken guitar strings,blue bubblegum soda,clarity,seeds and stems and their pure sucking abilities,$50 dollar ounces,herb got my wig fried like a bad perm,tical got a hold on ya doin exactly what the fuck i marijuana,shame on niggas runnin' game on niggas,too much wu-tang lately,meg white,jack whites cool too,gregory peck,mathew broderick,anthony michael hall,tempest bledsoe,molly ringwald,robert downey jr.,that guy who played 'long duck dong' in sixteen candles,the entire cast of the breakfast club(eventhough i already mentioned some),ally sheedy(i think thats her name),short circuit,number 5 being alive,joe pesci,beavers,cornholios,cornholio attacks,throwing rocks in attempt to kill cornholios,anything else involving cornholios,ron jeremy,line dancing,axl rose,420,4-ft.bongs or bigger,cantelopes,watermelon,itchy algae,slash,dont forget duff and izzy,and that guy steve who played drums on appetite for destruction,coma(the best G n' fn' R song ever),misplaced items,storys never told,jiffy pop,ganja,my fave joke: 'whats the difference between an orange?',smacking,kip dynamite,weird science,shaolin kung fu,why wu-tang sword styles of course,the great white hype,pulp fiction,donnie darko,tecmo bowl,mike tyson's punch out,rad racer,oderus urungus,flattus maximus,balsac "jaws of death",beefcake "the mighty",slymenstra hymen,also all the slaves of gwar,teenage muntant ninja turtles,he-man,g.i. joe,transformers,smurfs,shirt tales,vinyl,lava lamps,smart ass remarks and comebacks,speed racer,precious cheese,i cant believe its not butter,fabio,donald trump,big baby jesus,osEYErus,russel jones,ol dirt dog,ason,ticalion stallion,johnny blaze,ghost rider,lee majors,iron lung,rulla zig-zag ziggalla,sticking wu-tang swords through navels,pot,b-real,bone thugs,lazy bone,krazy bone,wishbone,flesh n bone,is that all of them lindsay?,eazy e,putting the smack down as well as the opening of cans of whoop ass,joe c,animal liberation,frolf,toes,queefs,lemonade,boy joe(holdin down san fran),diapers,really long influence lists,the wonderful and joyous act of weed smoking,boy george,chainsaw sodomy,cordless drills,food stamps,howard the duck,straight pimpin',pimp juice,turds shaped in a funny manner,the house of the rising sun,thinking you hear a sound but noone else is around and then looking up at the door but finding out later its coming from the floor(anyone who gets that reference will win a cookie),serum,spanky,buckwheat,alfalfa,alf,clowns being so scary,death metal,happy puppys,flowers,sunrises,sunsets,night,bombing atomically with socrates phillosphies and hypothesis,influences,influence,black hair,crack pipes,fagget bashing,cop killers,fagget bashing cop killers,glasses,smoke and mirrors,bill clinton,habit,guns,god,government,godeatgod,crystal meth,ecstasy,pills,just about any drug,drugs being made conveniently available to all the kids(by us),hulk hogan,the iron sheik,rowdy roddy piper,the ultimate warrior,andre the giant,legion of doom,the rockers,jimmy heart,jake the snake roberts,bret the hitman hart,superfly snuka,mr. perfect,midget wrestling was cool-what happened to that?,mankind,fuck the undertaker he's gay,dr. ruth,jimmy kimmel,steven wright,dave chappelle,death growls,owls,immaculate conception,adam,rachaels need for boyfriends,tiny tv,greenfield,cars from the eighties(especially delorians),kerry,kerry playing sweet guitar,kerry playing leadbelly songs(thank you),guitar center generic brand drums,fellow hoodlums,staples,thin crust pizza,quepapas,banjos,mandolins,ukes,muppets,mucking fuppets,mastering reality,epiphanys,strong speakers,soft speakers,cuts underneath your fingernails,teletubbies,that really old sesame street episode from like the seventies or something where the count is on the corner selling "8's"(seriously),smelly dungaries,giraffes,monty python,scary movie 1, 2 and 3(and hopefully 4 is good too),hills have eyes was pretty good(cop out ending though),ol' dirty bastard being an m.c. killer and a money maker with brooklyn and shaolin styles,economics,tedds knife collection,tedds 7 deadly sin knifes,tedds richard pryor record,tedds beer and weed mmmmmm(thanx again tedd),goddamn tedd is so cool,recess,little red riding hood,girl on girl porn,recepticals,snow globes,christmas,dans granpa singing that knoxville girl song,kerry knowing that knoxville girl song,the time i've spent on this list,toupees,top hats,guiness thats poured with a clover on it,leaves of greenary,stinky,mold remediation,water loss,plumbers,burritos,leave it to beaver,smokin trees,schmegma,nepal,nepali rappers,gigantic bridges from denmark to swedan,maynard james kennan,herb,christoper cross,hairy ball sacks,pillow talk,ocean life,milk bars,durango ..95,disappearing acts,circus circus,fremont street,chopping broccoli,how much metallica sucks ass,experimental fold humping,rushing through life with no purpose,liberty,freedom,smoldering schmegma farms,monopoly,nba live 95,freestyle battles(go on try to challenge us),silver smoke,smack,crack,heroin,crystal meth,ecstasy,shrooms,acid,l.s.d.,adrenocrome,rush,smelly feet,oprah book club,david blane,masturbating is fun,steven wright(i think i said that already, not sure though),bobcat goldthwait,that guy who played francis in 'pee wees big adventure',the stars at night are big and bright;deep in the heart of texas,all wu-tang members who approved my friend requests,glenn danzig,blue ribbon hogs,and hedge mazes.------------------------------------------------------
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