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Milk King of Disappointment*

JAZZ.. The choice of a generation

About Me

DONT DO IT YOU SMEGHEADIF YOU ARE A BAND TRYING TO ADD ME I WILL ADD YOU IF I LIKE WHAT YOU DO OR RIP THE FUCK INTO YOU AND TELL YOU HOW TRULY SHIT YOU ARE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NOW FUK ON. lalalalal vengaboys are coming and everybodys jumping .
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Well i am a weirdo, even if i do say so myself. I actually find it possible to laugh at the unlaughable. Cancer,aids , disableds, bigots the holocaust etc etc..thats not to say that i ALWAYS do, but i have in the past and will do again so if that makes me sick well im sick , but im a sicko who laughs alot so who wins. (ME). I love offending small minded people and generally making them look fucking stupid with their bigoted beliefs i.e boon the racist. I think the world is a fucking shit place full of misery and pain and i can prove this as a fact, JUST WATCH THE NEWS. We are being ruled over but fucking dip shits whos only agenda is too get as much power for themselves as possible and piss all over the people. I suffer from bouts of depression and panic attacks which all in all make me a barrel of laughs to hang round with. I absolutely adore music, i have a very eclectic taste and can enjoy almost anything but house and all the genres that go BOOM tss BOOM tss BOOM tss BOOM tss. If it is possible to mix one tune in with another so you cant tell one has ended and another began, well that to me says its unoriginal and dull to me. I hate sports , especially football, all i ask is why? why do you support a team and give them lots of cash when they really dont even know you exist or give a damn about you, just WHY? I get pissed off at religious people or infact anyone who doesnt question their own beliefs and why they do what they do but the religious are the worst. I dont think much of myself and find it hard to believe anyone else does. I play drums guitar bass and scream alot to myself and record it all on computer. You can find it here if you give a jazz
www.myspace.com/tba999
I often ponder the big questions in life.
Can a man poo without weeing?
How many people are having sex at this moment, and is it an odd number?
Does Sharon Osbourne really need any more money?
How can you lose an election but still win?
Was Lenny Henry ever funny?
Why dont we fight this war on "terror" with bacon bombs?
Why are most people dicks?
Why are most dicks people?
If you have sex with a siamese twin, is that a threesome?
Does Andi Peters drop anchor in poo bay?
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My Interests

I Feckin love music. All sorts of music just not r'n'b. I like to play my instruments. I sleep lots but still not enough.

I'd like to meet:



people with a sense of humor that disgusts the moral majority

THE HITLIST
A List Of Well Knowns That The World Could Do Without

Mick Hucknall
NEED I SAY MORE

Jade Goody

She has the ability to irratate me to despair. Even knowing that shit walks the earth makes me angry. Get rid of her, we dont need her , we are a little better than that. What a failing species we are.

Louis "Wheres me lucky charms" Walsh
I can hear you now, "little louis walsh? the guy from x factor, but he is an adorable cheeky little irish scamp. Why would you ever want rid of him". NEVER FORGET THIS MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR BOYZONE AND IM SURE A NUMBER OF HIDEOUSLY SICKENING TRIPE, PLEASE IF YOU SEE HIM IN THE STREET , APPROACH WITH CAUTION , HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO ATTACK AT THE SLIGHTEST SIGN OF INTEGRITY...

PHIL JUPITUS
MEDIOCRATY AT ITS MEDIOCRE AVERAGE


Max Clifford
A cunt

Graham Norton
I Haven't always hated Norton, he was good in Father ted but recently over the last couple of years I have began to find his constant piss take sense of humor utterly disgusting and weak. HE IS REALLY QUITE IRRATATING.

(insert funny caption here)

John Torode and this other chump
A couple of faces that would suit a good boot in the face


Johnny Borrell
Geldof mark II, what a cunt

The eNMEy
Bunch of mediocre hacks who will change their opinions about music on a daily basis (presumably because of those bands spending big time on advertising in the bog paper). They are the peddlers of smut such as Razorshite and Babyshambles. Everyone involved in its production should be raped by sex crazed rhinos and then made to listen to slint until they develop some taste. I can dream.

BOYCOTT THE FUCKS


Nicky Campbell

I can't explain why but i just hate the man

Justin and Colin(by Request)

There is Mince and there is Mince and this is far too much mince

Uri Geller

Charlatan Charlatan Wanker Charlatan Wanker

Carol McGiffin

If opinions are like arseholes this woman has a multitude of sphincters to shit out of, and they are all wrong

Music:

I love music. These are the bands that mean the most to me. The ones that make me jealous of their talent and the ones that inspire me to make music.
Nirvana
Radiohead
At The Drive-In
The Beatles
Can
Foo Fighters(early stuff)
Jeff Buckley
Joanna Newsom
Longpigs
McLusky
My Bloody Valentine
Neil Young
Nervous Cabaret
The Pixies
PJ Harvey
Primus
Slint
Sparklehorse

I recommend you listen to these lot as well

Adem
Autolux
The Breeders
Death From Above 1979
Devendra Banhart
Efterklang
Faust
Four Tet
Fugazi(the argument is their best album)
Grandaddy
Ikara Colt
Mazzy Star
Modest Mosue
Mogwai
Pavement
Regina Spektor (just not Begin to Hope, its over produced and poor in comparison to earlier stuff)
Rufus Wainwright
Shipping News
Shunatao
Sleater-Kinney
Sonic Youth
Squarepusher
T.V. On The Radio
Tom Vek
Yourcodenameis:milo

Movies:

Mostly horrors, but anything unpredictable and original is damn good. Oh and i dont mind some mild manic violence either.

Television:

Charlie Brookers Screenwipe
Anything by Chris Morris

I LOVE THIS PAINTING

Books:



Heroes:

Charlie Brooker..
Chris Morris

Thom Yorke Bill Hicks

Boonfish

Henry Rollins

Ivor Cutler

Steve Albini

My Blog

The world feels lighter, we lost another moron

I'm just watching sally jessy raphael. There is a woman on it who's child died whilst playing russian roulette. Whilst he was on life support the mother had a doctor take sperm from her dying sons bod...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:54:00 PST

pikeys shouldn’t be allowed to breed

This is what happened to me on friday night At about 7.15-7.30 I was taking Darrell ( a work mate) back to the office to pick up his bike. There were cars parked both sides of the road as usual makin...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:08:00 PST

what depression means to me

depression means not wanting to be alive, wishing I was never born, not wanting to ever wake up, not talking to people who mean alot to me,being insularhating everythingnever being happyhating myselfw...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:53:00 PST

The N.M.E. should be culled

As I write this I sit in my room listeninfg to the best album of 2007 In Rainbows which brings me to my rather poigniant point. Why review albums before they even come out. Being a massive Radiohead f...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:48:00 PST

who reads this jazz

Could you plese put your hand up if you read my blogs, just interested to see who gives a shit cos i may actually start putting some effort in as unlikely as that sounds.So if you read this please com...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:00:00 PST

have you ever noticed that most things you do are a waste of time

see
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:37:00 PST

Is President Bush Mark 1 a reptile

Those of you who know me probably know that i am interested in conspiracy theories. Most of them are completely nuts, for instance David Icke believes that we are ruled over by shape-shifting reptiles...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST

The Most Offensive T-shirt in the world

So i had an idea for a t-shirt the other day which made me chuckle but it is possibly one of the most offensive things i have thought of, hence i shan't ever have the guts to wear it but here is the d...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:22:00 PST

reading 2007

Thought i would just quickly put down some of my experiences from this years reading. Well the line up can only be described as piss poor. Razorshite and the chilli peppers, two bands that i hate. The...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST

Fucking horrible nightmare

Last night i had a shit shit shit nightmare. I was arguing with family about drugs and i ended up scitzing out and throwing glasses and mirrors all over the place. My sister had some hoodie type frien...
Posted by Milk King of Disappointment* on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST