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SCOTCH MEDLEY

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About Me

I am who I am who I am who I am i'm an open unfinished book with too many chapters. i'm an animal, a hethen, and a noise maker. reserved until activated. confused and illuminated. fortfied with vitamins and minerals. My enemy is stagnation and bullshit. my weapons are my guitar, my paintbrush, my pen, and myself. I'm just another asshole.

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Created by Crazyprofile.com art, sex, music,sounds, drinking,psychology, politics, philosophy, objective and subjective realities, intoxication, states of mind, alien exisistance, making out, delusions, vacations, sensations, heaven, hell, limbo, feedback, hopes,and dreams.

I'd like to meet:

Doctor S&M

is a Giant Mecha-Robot that has Four Sets of Teeth and a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, and Expands when Attacked.

Strength: 9 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 6

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fights Doctor S&M using
Anyone who loves any of the following:Sex and/or Drugs and/or Rock'n'Roll. Anyone who who can tie a cherry stem with her tounge. Anyone who is psychic. Anyone who is a skeptic. Anyone who has a few good jokes. Anyone who has a few bad jokes. Anyone who thinks they are a joke. Anyone who thinks I'm a Joke. Anyone who takes themselves too damn seriously. Anyone who takes me too damn seriously. Anyone who can get over it. Anyone who can't. Anyone who has seen a U.F.O. Anyone who loves noise. Anyone who is literate. Anyone whoes ignorance isn't their bliss. Anyone Artistic. Any musician. Anyone want to form a band? Any coffee addict. Anyone got a smoke? Any dead famous historical figure in any context. Any living famous historical figure in any context. Anyone honest. Anyone shady. Anyone who can take it to the floor. Anyone drunk. Anyone sober. Anyone who can take the beautiful and ugly truths of life and/or someone I can spend the rest of my life with (as if!) So pretty much anyone...etc.

Music:

Ramones, Devo.. width="425" height="350" .., CaptainBeefheart, Ween, SonicYouth, LightningBolt,Nirvana,PereUbu, Epoxies, Beck, ButtholeSurfers,VelvetUnderground, LostSounds, Residents, Minutemen,Melvins, YeahYeahYeahs, Translators, S.H.A.T, Feldmans,Ventures, BigBlack, GuitarWolf.. width="425" height="350" .., Meatloaf.. width="425" height="350" .., Stooges, Pixies,Unwound,BobSeger, theSpits, Babyland, Crass, Beatles, Fleshies,Queen, RoxyMusic, RandyNewman, GGAllen, SavageRepublic, Men At Work,WallOfVooDoo, Toys that kill, Madness, Buggles, MC5, theNetwork,TheRentals, GNRs, Doors, ChuckBerry, Clash, JanisJoplin,CheapTrick, JonnyCash, BuddyHolly, Big Boys, ScreechingWeasel,Elvis.. width="425" height="350" .., MinorThreat, Black Flag, Fugazi, RollingStones,DeadKennedys, TheMisfits, BlackSabbath, Dwarves,Motorhead,Thrones,HuskerDu, X, Buzzcocks, Spazz, Godstomper, Melt Bannana, Cramps, TheMeatmen, DavidBowie, Steppenwolf,Vibrators,BlueOysterCult, Mudhoney, FuckingChamps, Hickey, 50Million, Joan Jett, WhiteStripes,TheKills,TheCars, MoistBoys, SydBarrett, Blondie, LeTigre,TomWaits, PattiSmith, X-RaySpecs, SexPistols, BoomtownRats, Phantomas, TheEx, NinaHagen, GaryNewman, JethroTull,Young Fresh Fellows,Zounds, WeslyWillis, Coachwhips,DeadMilkmen, Hella, Fuzztones,GangOfFour, Monks, sixteen Horsepower, Delta5,Tuxedomoon, ThePlasmatics,Peaches,CRIME.. width="425" height="350" ..,FEAR,LeShock, Residents, Talkingheads, DickDale, Dave Alvin & the Arrows, Joe Meek, Bauhaus,CradelOfFilth, TheBriefs,RockStarsOfLove,Pizzacto5,LordsOfAcid,NinaSamone,T heBuggles, TheDirtbombs,L7,TheZombies,TheAnimals,TheProclaimers,TheCont ractions, GlenBranca,DNA,LydiaLunch,TeenageJesus&TheJerks,AlGreen, NancySinatra,Bobby Darin, TheChesterfieldKings,Kraftwerk, ArtOfNoise, TigerArmy, TheMummies, TheMeteors, JoyDivision, TheVandals, TheMekons, TheScars,TheFlowers,DropkickMurphies, Black Dove Quartet, Cuban Cigar Crisis,The Variable Stars,DigitalUnderground, TonesOnTail, BlackVelvetFlag,TheReplikants, TurboNegro, DoctorOctogon, CAN,Faust,NEU,TheeHeadcoats,13th floor elevators,Roky Erickson & The Aliens.. width="425" height="350" .. Cat Stevens,TheContortions,Ladytron,BigAudioDynamite,PaulRevere& amp;TheRaider,BrianEno,GWAR,TSOL,theBangs,PleasureForever,So uxie&theBanshees,Germs,Wire,,NewYorkDolls,EsterzeinNeuba uten,SWANS,TheRuins,TheBoredoms,Weezer,LosMicrowaves,TheShag gs,StrayCats,LiveSkull,BeachBoys,TheGossip,GibbyHaynes&H isProblem, U-Men,LeonardCohen,,RobertPalmer, ThePhantomLimbs,LosStraightjackets,BobDylan,Snakefinger,TheL ocust,CharlieParker,MilesDavis,Men'sRecoveryProject,ThePolic e,SkipJames, Leadbelly,SteelersWheel,Dr.Hook,TheBreeders,WeirdAlYankovic, R.E.M., TheDeadBoys,TheDesendents,BadReligion,TheyMightBeGiants,TheD eviants,TheMonkees,Alvin&TheChipmunks,BobMarley,TheUpset ters,TheAdvantage, RedElvises, Pogues,TheSubhumans,MissionOfBurma,SomeVelvetsidewalk,UrgeOv erkll,TheRascals,BarryWhite,questionmark&theMysterians,T hePleasureSeekers, JonSpencerBluesExplosion, ...oh, and HEINO!!!.. width="425" height="350" ... .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

EathVs.TheFlyingSaucers,The Forbidden Zone,ThisIslandEarth, Wormeaters,TheDayTheEarthStoodStill,WarOfWorlds,RoadWarrior, RiskyBusiness,ToxicAvenger(theWholeSeries),ClassOfNukeEm'Hig h,Horrors Of Spider Island,IchiTheKiller,SanteSangre,ManchurianCandidate(with Sinatra),Frankenstein,FrankensteinVs.WolfMan,BrideOfFrankens tein,Dolemite,Charlie,BrideOfChucky(my favorite),NightmareOnElmStreet,Dracula(Bela Fuckin' Legosi),PlanetOfTheApes(the whole series not that stupid fuckin' new version),TheShining,FullMetalJacket,ClockworkOrange,EyesWide Shut,LastTemptationOfChrist,Godzilla(anyandall),Gamera(AnyAn dAll),BattleRoyale,All Night Long,LogansRun ,MadMax, Bladerunner, Sid&Nancy, Rushmore, BottleRocket, RoyalTennebaums, Reanimator, American Astronaut,TheOmen,FallingDown,StraightToHell,TankGirl, ResiviorDogs, Pulp Fiction,KillBill, Amadeus, BigLabowski, BarFly, NakedLunch,Exorsist,AmericanSplendor, JesusChristSuperstar, RockyHorrorPictureShow,Shock Treatment.. width="425" height="350" .. LittleShopOfHorrors.. width="425" height="350" .., theSwimmer, Network, DogsDayAfternoon, PumpUpTheVolume, theBegotten, NightTrain, UHF, LiquidSky,PinkFlamingos,Polyester, DesperateLiving, WildZero, Death Race2000, JacobsLadder,RockNRollHighschool.. width="425" height="350" .., 6stringSamurai.. width="425" height="350" .., Hedwig &the angryinch, Man From Planet X, THEM, PhantomOftheOpera, FasterPussycatKillKill, RockN'RollWrestlingWomenVs.TheAztec Mummy,RevengeOfTheNerds, LostHighway, BlueVelvet, Goonies, Sleeper, FightClub, HowardTheDuck, JoeVsTheVolcano, DawnOfTheDead, SoilentGreen, Phantom of the paradise.. width="425" height="350" ..,Wickerman, Rumble Fish, Mondo Cane, A Boy and his Dog, Cool Hand Luke, The Great Dictator, Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Waking Life,Susperia, StrangeCase OfDr.Phibes, Atomic Cafe, Harold and Maude, & PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

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Books:

William s.Buroughs.. width="425" height="350" .., Philip k. Dick,width="425" height="350" .. Robert Anton Wilson, Kafka, Ginsberg, Corso, Sun Tzu, Suzuki, Bukowski.. width="425" height="350" ..,Palahniuk,Danilel Clowes' Comics, Vonnegut, Kotzwinkle, Suskind, Bret Ellis, L'guinn,Jesse Bernstein.. width="425" height="350" .., Camus, Orwell,Huxley, John Fante, H.G.Wells,Hunter S.Thompson,Chompsky, Tom Robbins, Douglas Adams,Hernandez Brothers' Comics, Richard Hell, Rock and the pop narcotic and the paranormal time life series. (John gray can hide in his man cave and beat it till he castrates himself)

Heroes:

MY FRIENDS&FAMILY,NATAS, SATAN, GOD, CHRIST, BUDDAH, MOHAMMED, VENUS, HADES, PAPA LEGBA ZEUS, ALIENS, VAMPIRES,MUTANTS, ELVIS, JOHNLENNON, JHVH-1,"BOB" ,VANGOUGH,PICASSO,DALI,JOHNCAGE,GHANDI,BRUCE LEE,SAINTS,SINNERS,LOSRS,WINNERS,BOWLERS,DREAMERS , PUNKS, FUCKS, LOVERS, HATERS, SATYRS, and ROCK'N'ROLLERS. Too many to list, lets just say, we can all be heroes, just for one day. cheesey, oh the pathos !

My Blog

THW 8-BALL WAS RIGHT!!

..TR> The EIGHT BALL WAS RIGHT!! Body: I come into work this morning, and Erin from human resources hands me a package that was sent to my place of employment.No name No retuen address.Although it...
Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:36:00 PST

Anybody wanna date?

Very kind of you,but *handsome* has nothing to do with it. It's about finding someone whoes *there* with me. I posted that out of curiousity, to see who exactly. SO far your the only response, an almo...
Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:10:00 PST

HAPPY 5/23

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Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:19:00 PST

ART $ALE

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Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:15:00 PST

ART $ALE

SCOTCH MEDLEYDate: May 23, 2008 2:06 PM ...so buy some fuckin' arthttp://a727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_4c28152 b931e9c7e35f87e87d6bfc386.jpg" />-$50http://a846.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/ima...
Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:15:00 PST

BALANCE

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Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:19:00 PST

Stephen Wright Quotes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me. What's a...
Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:14:00 PST

W.S.B./R.A.W.

"I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." "Happiness is a byproduct of function, purpose, and c...
Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:26:00 PST

I love it Rare

No one gives a shit, they only take shit. we as a species consume each other:through psychic, physical, emotional,spiritual, monetary. I'm worn. I need new soul.
Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

I like it RARE...

It is a rare and beautiful thing when you run into someone who isn't self serving and treacherous. You know who  you are....
Posted by SCOTCH MEDLEY on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST