Knights of the New Crusade

We've come to San Francisco to save souls. They say that Las Vegas is the city of sin, but we've found San Francisco to be gridlocked by sin. Good souls can't escape; though they try to rise above the drugs, sex, alcohol and unsavory activities, they are trapped. Well...we are the gate keepers, we'll show you to the kingdom but you have to let jesus into your heart for the gate to be opened..... and oh yeah, in case you didn't hear, and it's news to us, apparently we are the Mummies.