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I hate the way you have bastardized a religion into something that appeals to awkward school children who may not have many friends. You exploit there need to fit in and make them conform to your view...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:56:00 PST

Murderific Multipile of eleven

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Posted by Phallic Splendor on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:26:00 PST

Drawing pictars

If you draw a picture of dicki giving it to alura in the butt It would be awesome happy Here is mine I did it in flash and suckszors but it is still butt fucking This one is Dan Creek he rawks hrdco...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:54:00 PST

Hieroglyphics

I have no idea when I wrote this, I found it wedged in an old book I was reading. Goddamn is it Amazing.One day a kid from Kansas said "I wish I lived in California." Then The California Angle said "C...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

A mirror backwards is deep inside

Thats my new buddhist philosphy A mirror backwards is deep insideIf I put that on a tie dye t-shirt I'd be rollin in the money of dirty hippiesUng fuck that though-----------------------------------Pu...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

Now excepting confessions

I am now officially a minister in the Universal Life Church. It's about as awesome as god having gay sex with leonardo da Vinci. And pretty much I'm the last authority on god now. So yeah.But yeah, It...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

Big pot of cocksuck stew

I'm told schools and business use myspace to get a candid impression of future students or employees.To them I say this, you're total shit, be you a school designed to make the more perfect employee o...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:36:00 PST

Hate my blog

I fucking hate computers and anything compute relatedI fucking hate the term "Linux Distro"I don't need the fucking opinionsHearing the fucking microsoft speech again will make my eyes bleedLan Partie...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST

The Bitch

The bitch ruins lives.More powerful then Whitey, The Man, and God.The bitch is the cause of cut hair, shined shoes, and ironed shirts.It makes me fucking sick when I see five guys standing around a gi...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST

Super Heroes

Wonder Twin Powers Activate! ...
Posted by Phallic Splendor on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST