BABY ON BOARD!!!! |
AS THE NAME STATES, BABY ON BOARD! I AM DUE AUGUST 29TH. I WILL KEEP YA'LL UPDATED WITH THE PREGNANCY PROGRESS AS TIME GOES ON. I WOULDN'T MIND ANOTHER GIRL, AND OF COURSE DAISIA WANTS A B...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST |
11 types of men |
1. MR. "THUG LIFE" * Real good at making love. * Fun & Exciting.* Makes you laugh. * Has your back and will fight and protect you.* Usually drinks and/or smokes too much. * Always got drama. * Sta...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST |
I WANNA RAISE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical laborI work at great depthsI plunge head first into everything i doI do not get weekends or public holidays offI ...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST |
WIFEY vs. HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!! |
WIFE VS. HUSBANDA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed ...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:42:00 PST |
A REAL MAN |
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.4.) A REAL MAN doesn't...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST |
ARE YA ROTTEN??? |
ROTTEN APPLE BOTTOMS.... GIRLS ARE LIKE APPLES ON TREES.THE BEST ONES ARE AT THE TOP OF THE TREE. THE BOYS DONT WANT TO REACH FOR THE GOOD ONE'S BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF FALLING AND GETTING HURT. IN...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:33:00 PST |
WHY BUY THE WHOLE PIG FOR JUST A LITTLE SAUSAGE? |
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an enti...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST |
LOVE AND MEN...... |
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) ...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST |
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN |
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN 1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get yo...
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:29:00 PST |
DEAR LORD.... |
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.AMEN
Posted by BABY ON BOARD! on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST |
