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Stitch Jones

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!!!

About Me

What can I say about me, i'm almost 30, married, and a father, oh my god life is over! YEAH RIGHT! Five years ago i might have felt that way, it would have scared the holy shit out of me. For those of you who don't know me I am loud, opinionated, obnoxious, who am I fooling I can be a fucking asshole! Sometimes it's not warranted, but sue me i'm not perfect. I believe in giving everyone the benefit of the doubt. When I first meet you, you have as much rope with me as you can handle. Just dont hang yourself with it and we will be cool! For those of you who do know me, I am all of the above just in case you fuckers forgot! I know who I am and to me thats all that is important! I am not trying to please anyone, but myself and my wife, and give a good life for my family. When I go to sleep at night there aren't a lot of regrets as to who I am. Maybe I could have listened a little better, driven a little slower, paid that bill earlier, but I am who I am! If you don't like it then go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself! For all of you that I may have offened over the years, if it was just me being a dumb kid, and I was in the wrong, my bad! If you deserved it, I can forgive you for being stupid if you can forgive me for being an asshole! I have been through a lot over the last few years, and I feel like I am a stronger person because of it. I by no means think I am better than anyone, but I do have a small idea of what I am made of! Send me a message if you like, and have a nice day if you dont! Oh and I'm a republican too! BITCHES! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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I'd like to meet:

Steve Stifler, and Buddy Revell, Mark Messier, Jack Kerouac, Jack Reacher, Mike Tyson, Barry Bonds, Rip Torn, Jack Bauer, Jim Rome, Micheal Medved, Shawn Hannity, Rickey Henderson, Lawrance Taylor, Micheal Jordan, Scotty Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Sid Bream, Stone Cold Steve Austin, George W. Bush, Garth Brooks, Kevin Smith

Music:

Metallica, system of a down, three days grace, social distortion, my chemical romance, rancid, powerman 500, korn, kid rock, crossfade, the killers, ac / dc, foo fighters, limp bizkit, areosmith, anthrax, audio slave. 3 doors down, chevelle, papa roach, hatebreed, head pe, buck cherry, black crows, goodsmack, pod, puddle of mudd, non point, smile empty soul, linkin park, static - x, union underground, staind, the offspring, slipknot, the executioners, 7 marry three, andrew w. k., flogging molly, sublime, cky, blood hound gang, seether, billy joel, garth brooks, elton john, rod stewrat, dmx, eminem, jay - z, two live crew, diddy, jermaine dupri, ludacris, digital underground, john cena, outkast, old dirty bastard, snoop dog, bon jovi, the used, weezer, sum 41, the pixies, simple plan, me first and the gimmie gimmies, save ferris, mxpx, new found glory, johnny cash, smashing pumkins, primus, blink 182, 50 cent, frank black, afi, tim mcgraw, joe diffy, sawyer brown, tlc, jodeci, new edition, craig david, babyface, stevie wonder, alice cooper, creedence, r. kelly, marc dorsey, keith sweat, comptons most wanted, the eagles, elvis arron presley, micheal jackson, grand funk railroad, leonard cohen, you know stuff like that...

Movies:

lets see some of my favorites? Goodfellas, The Godfather, Scareface, Heat, From dusk till dawn, Forrest Gump, all of the American Pie films, Road Trip, and Euro Trip, the Program,pump up the volume, Friday Night Lights, the Wood, the Best Man, almost all of the comic book movies ( most of the Batman movies, the X-Men movies, the Spiderman movies ), Good Will Hunting, Super Troopers, ect... .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

lets see, i am a reality tv junkie! going all the way back to the original real world, cops, wife swap cracks me up. i love almost anything sports related, college football, baseball, basketball ( mens / womens ) nfl, nba, mlb, nhl, boxing and i am trying to get into golf. as far as actuall tv goes, i love the show lost. i think it has some of te best writing on tv. there have been a few other shows this season i like also, supernatural is fcuking great, some of the best writing on tv, so with that it is doomed to get dropped because i like it. oh and the contender is THE BEST REALITY SHOW EVER! .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

My favorite book ever is ON THE ROAD by Jack Kerouac, all of the Lee Child book, Jack Reacher is a fucking baddass!


Heroes:

My parents, they helped give me the tools to become the man that I am today. My wife and my daughters. My wife does so many thing for me and is the best thing to ever happen to me, and my daughter is the toughest person I have ever met. I love you both! Sara Devens, the devil!these guys too! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Hey Ali Hudson, I know you're watching!!

This is a letter to Ali Hudson. This has nothing to do with anyone else. Feel free to comment on it if you want, but this is about someone, and something else.   Ali,   You dumb slut! You re...
Posted by Stitch Jones on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

freedom of speech?

A NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF FREE SPEECH I have always said that the Republican Party was good for my checkbook, but bad for my career. This conundrum is founded solely in the simplistic reality that as a ...
Posted by Stitch Jones on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST

reunion

so i recently attended my 10 year high school reunion. wow! talk about culture shock. for all those who dont know me i grew up back and forth between sacramento, ca and wasilla, ak. there is a huge di...
Posted by Stitch Jones on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:34:00 PST

me again!

Ahh, so lets see where to start? I have gotten a number comments on my last blog. Most of them were along the line of " your too angery" or " you need to let it go", maybe I do! Seems to me though tha...
Posted by Stitch Jones on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:04:00 PST

fake ass people!

you know what i hate? fake ass people! people who will smile at you, be nice to you, and then as soon as you turn around they say what they really think about you to everyone and anyone who will liste...
Posted by Stitch Jones on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:34:00 PST