Paulexander

....10:23pm tonights lesson - Dont drink half a gallon of milk and eat 16 mini donuts in one sitting, im about to puke!... 4am and brain cells at an all time low ..what the fuck are you doing reading this stupid shit on this stupid page? at this point in time you should be questioning yourself, your wasting away your life to check out this fucking stupid corner of the internet? well im flattered... and since youve decided to continue reading i promise to make sure you only get to continue reading the dumbest shit possible... and might i add if you dont like donuts FUCK YOU! ill beat you to death with your own shoes! you know what i love to do? sit back and think about the most fucked up person possible and realize that there really is someone out there like that.... that not only makes you feel like a million bucks but at the same time makes you realize that killing really is ok! think about it for a second.... cheeseburger in one hand, shotgun in the other..... another thing ive been stuck on lately is slurpees... i always want them when i have zero drive to go drive to get one... the elusive slurpee... oh how wonderous it truely is... adding extra flavor horsepower to any munchie you may get in your stoned shopping spree at the closest 7-11... i want a hot tub with a built in slurpee machine... that would be pure heaven... just throw a dual slim jim/licorice dispenser on the side and youre good to go for a month at least.... ssooooo anyone else awake at 404am jan 8th 2006 and as bored and wasted as me? probably but they most likely had better sense to buy some crack earlier to smoke now......................................................... ............................................................ .. hmmm... so the other day i entered and won the world cambodian xylophone (sp?) tournament and now i hold the title of not only greatest kazoo player in taiwan, but now i am the greatest zylophone-ist bar none! my musical abilities stun even myself... but even more stunnerificizing would be my ability to consume tacos and donuts at once faster than a wood chipper can chip chips! ... well that is assuming the wood chipper in question can chip chips.... of wood... of course... anyhow i think im done adding to my shit for now... as i say in japan... Chotto matte kudasai!.................................................... ......................................SO! we meet again my jewish foe! please ignore everything i say as it will be overly stupid and fuckworthy in the highest regards to being a chissler (reference to gangs of new york there), anyhow you may call me the 48th ronin or Paulexander or paulouis or paulington or paulworthy or paularry or paulvester or paulifer or paulertiti or paullock or paullard or paulliam or paulonious or pk or paully or pauleezy or pkizzle or p-to-the-k or natural born kung fu genius will work just fine....yada yada yada... crap crap crap....something thats stuck in my head lately.... a line with some kickass meaning.... "its not who you are underneath it all, its what you do that defines you"........im just another one of those billions of people on this planet that arent sure why they are here.... trying to make sense of it all, trying to stay sane while doing so, and finding that most things are learned the hard way. i think i was born either too late or too early.... there doesnt seem to be a need for a maniac like myself, so till that occassion arises, ill just sit back in the shadows and act normal with everyone else around me........ anyhow, enjoy my excessively stupid page and feel free to leave ridiculous commentary as well...... .. width="425" height="350" .. awww yeah, thats the metallica S&M video of sad but true, where at around 2:15 into it, youll see yours truely in the front row as a youngster, rocking the fuck out! fuck, how cool am i? really? hahahhah MyGen Profile Generator