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Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy

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Quotes
"Jane, you ignorant slut! Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you and Michelle Triola know the rules. If you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. Oh, but let's all shed a tear for poor Michelle Triola. There was only testimony that she had sexual intercourse over forty times with another man while living with actor Lee Marvin. But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuting means nothing to you, Jane, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. But hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn, and Michelle Triola, like a screeching, squealing, reptatious swamp sow is after actor Lee Marvin's last three million dollars. I guess what you and Michelle are saying is that when you're on your backs, the meter is running. Well, please spare us, gals, and tell us the rate's at the top. Then we can choose which two bit tarts and bargain basement sluts to shack up with. " -Dan Aykroyd
"It's the Goverment's job to help the People, it's the People's job to help the Goverment." -Me
"Dreaming is for people who like to sleep. I'd rather be awake, and fucking." -Brian Kenny, Queer As Folk
"Love is the answer" - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." -Woody Allen.
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!" -Batman
"Life's about who make it, not who make it the fastest. Drive slow homie."
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
"A man who has committed a mistake, and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake." -Confucious.
"Welcome to Prime Time Bitch!" -Freddy Krueger
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use" -Wendell Johnson
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" -Neville Flynn: (Samuel L. Jackson)
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." -Albert Einstein
"A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"- Anonymous
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
"If you're flammable, and you've got two legs, then you're never blocking the fire exit." -Mitch Hedburg
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." -Steve Martin.
"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better." -Mae West.
"He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, he is a fool- Shun him
He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, he is simple- Teach him
He who knows, and knows not that he knows, he is asleep- Awaken Him
He who knows, and knows that he knows, he is wise- Follow him
-Bruce Lee"

Create your own friendquiz heremy AIM be: Tecca N9nja
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Tell Us Your Name Jake
What is your hair color? Blond
One of your Weaknesses women
One of your Fears rejection
One of your Strengths my loyalty
One thing that fears others, but not you not sure
Do you have any Tattoos? not yet
Peircings? not yet
Ever been in love? a few times
Favorite Movie Genre horror
Favorite Music Genre rock
Batman: West, Keaton or Bale? Bale
Dream Job owning my own business
One thing you want to change about yourself my joblessness
Do you play a musical instrument/Sing? Sing, and i used to play Violin, i want to get back into that
Do you follow a religion? McMahonism
Do you Smoke? sometimes
Do you "Smoke"? sometimes
Do you drink? yeah
Favorite thing to drink (non-A) faygo
Pepsi or Coke? faygo
Iced or Hot Tea? Iced, Raspberry
Right or left handed? Right
in a fight, tackle and pound, or keep standing Submission
Favorite Catch Phrase or Quote Das Not Cool/Das Cool or Its True
Favorite Sport Wrestling/Sport Fighting (UFC)
Anime or Live Action? Live Action
Do you have any hobbies? Cards, Movies, Video Games
PC, Mac or Linux? PC
Laptop or Desktop? Desktop
Itunes, Windows Media Player or Winamp? Itunes
X-Box, Playstation or Nintendo? Playstation
Political Party? Democrat
Favorite Author Dan Brown
Sub, Dom or Switch? Sub
Favorite Sexual Position Her on top
Word Association
Hate Useless
Love something i wish i had
Death and taxes
Get Your Sexy Name valign=top align=rightGoverment good, but needs change
Sex yes please
Homosexual not impure, wrong or sinful
Humor Robin Williams
Television Firefly
Money in the bank
George W Bush AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Books DaVinci Code
God great concept, but who knows if its true
Questions About Your Dream Date
A Must For Your Deam Date repect the Juggalo in me
Shorter or Taller than You Shorter
Plays an instrument that would be cool
Hair Length Shoulder
Hair Color Red
Eye Color Blue
Tattoos? not overboard
Pericings? a few is cool
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Jake --
[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of Juggalos
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Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are intellectual (87%), romantic (71%), adventurous (70%), horny (61%).
Stereotypes
Punk Rock 80%
White Trash 68%
Hippie 61%
Life Experience
Sex 48%
Substances 35%
Travel 3%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 50% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 98% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
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My Interests

CCGs, (mostly) Psychopathic Music, World of Warcraft, Wrestling, Wenching, Sport Fighting, UFC, WWE Raw Deal, Magic The Gathering, Smyrc, Super Smash Bros. Melee

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Art of the Saber
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Football



Manchester United are The Champions of the English Premiere League for the 06/07 Season!

Recently i have gotten hooked on the game of the world. I was really surprized to find a sport i enjoy watching. Then Matt got obsessed with FIFA 07. And of course with that and Eurotrip we got hooked on the Greatest Football Team in the World:

Of course i support the US National Team. But luckally thats not the English Premier League. So i will never have to cheer Man Utd over my own countr. Because I totally would. The US just started to realize that Football exists, outside High Schools and even there, its American Football which is the focus. Don't get me wrong, American Football isnt a bad sport Its just not the sport i enjoy. Along with the fact that Football (Soccer to you american folks) is the only true game that should be called Football. There is another team i enjoy watching becaues of one specific player, and that is Barcelona.
And the player is: Ronaldinho.

If you have not seen videos of this man, check this out:
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Even though Ronaldinho did have an offer from the mighty reds, he finally went to Barcelona. Well, enough about someone/club thats not Man Utd. Man Utd is the #1 team in the EPL and that isnt going to change.

But i do have to love my home country, i just hope the game picks up and we can stop sucking.

Glory, Glory Man United
Glory, Glory Man United
Glory, Glory Man United
And the Reds Keep Marching On! On! On!

I'd like to meet:

Ah, to list the people i would love to meet it would take forever. so lets just leave it at people with an open mind who arnt total Smeg Heads.

Music:


Demand Fozzy Come To Portland! http://eventful.com/performers/P0-001-000010488-2/demand

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Tech N9ne - Slacker
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Günther - Ding Dong Song

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Movies:

Bowling Balls (Insane Clown Posse), Big Money Hu$tla$, Cronicles of Narnia (both the Feature and the Wonderworks versions), Reefer Madness. The Matrix (all three), Kill Bill (yes they are both one movie), Star Wars, Star Trek, Batman Begins, Batman (Tim Burton), Jay and Silent Bob series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Freddy Vs Jason, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, A Knights Tale, The Rundown, Sin City, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Exorcist, Seed of Chucky, Not Another Teen Movie, Three Musketeers, Moulin Rouge
You Are Frank's High Heels! You stand tall and proud. But at the same time, you
don't mind if a sweet transvestite walks all
over you, as long as you can be stuck to
him/her like glue. Your a walking
contradiction. Sometimes black heeled,
sometimes white, sometimes red and sparkly.
Depending on the musical number. :-)
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.. You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


80%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Pinhead


70%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Jason Voorhees


45%

Candyman


35%

Michael Myers


35%

Leatherface


20%

Buffalo Bill


20%

Captain Spaulding


20%
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You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75% Wash (Ship Pilot) 50% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 50% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 30% River (Stowaway) 20% Alliance 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 5% You are good at fixing things.
You are usually cheerful.
You appreciate being treated
with delicacy and specialness.
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Television:

Ace Rimmer

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FIREFLY, WWE programing, Family Guy, Chappelle Show, TNA Impact, Red Dwarf, Tripping the Rift, X-Play, Mind of Mencia, Conan O'Brien, Dead Like Me, Lost, Star Trek OG, Star Trek TNG, Ninja Warrior, Rome, Boston Legal, Mythbusters, Attack of the Show

Books:



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My Blog

Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride

Pt. 1 Quick Updates:1: I have a new girlfriend, a very nice girl by the name of Keshia. I met her through Perri and Jeff. So far we have been together close to a month, but my dates are kinda running ...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST

Smyrc Prom 2007

Someone queue James Brown, cause I Feel Good. Tonight was fucking awesome. I had a really amazing time. i was lookin good, my date was lookin smokin hot. Niki came, that was awesome. Hunter, Josh and ...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:59:00 PST

A new era begins.

So as of today, i have a new girlfriend. this makes me pretty happy. it was really unexpected, but very welcome. today my post isnt long at all, but i thought i would put it down.Quote of the Entry:"W...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:47:00 PST

Whooo

Sense my last post, i havent really had anything worth writing about come up. mostly just SSDD (Same Shit Diffrent Day), with some pretty cool things here and there. Then today something i thought was...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

Sell Outs and Back Up Plans

So a few days ago i head to Safeway to buy my Tech N9ne ticket. I come to find that it was sold out, even the Eugene show. So that kinda sucked, but luckally for me the Magic Pre-Release was today als...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

New Years

My New Years started out kinda slow. I tried to contact Puck (who came into town for a little while) but the phone number that was givin to me seemed not to work (which is weird because someone else i...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

Back in the Swing of things

So, the past few weeks have been really cool for me. Nothing too amazing to report, just a really good feeling. Its been really cool to hang out with Matt, Niki and Newman over at their place along wi...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

Pour Me Another Round

Last night started pretty normal when i spend the night with Maggie. one diffrence, i'm not used to (and neither is she) waking up at 5pm. Either way, we get up and eventually get going over to my pla...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

A Concert and Drinks, Kick Ass!

Monday, ah, Monday. What a day it was. the ICP show starting at 7. And what a show it was, I had Myself, Maggie, Niki, Mike and Heather going. There is nothing like a Psychopathic show. nothing in the...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

Sword Fighting

This last sunday, i picked up somethign i havent picked up for a long time. a boffing sword. something i have thought about alot, but just havent done for a long time. but now Lorin, Daniel and Danny ...
Posted by Ace Rimmer, The Shaman of Sexy on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:36:00 PST