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Quotes
"Jane, you ignorant slut! Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you and Michelle Triola know the rules. If you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. Oh, but let's all shed a tear for poor Michelle Triola. There was only testimony that she had sexual intercourse over forty times with another man while living with actor Lee Marvin. But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuting means nothing to you, Jane, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. But hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn, and Michelle Triola, like a screeching, squealing, reptatious swamp sow is after actor Lee Marvin's last three million dollars. I guess what you and Michelle are saying is that when you're on your backs, the meter is running. Well, please spare us, gals, and tell us the rate's at the top. Then we can choose which two bit tarts and bargain basement sluts to shack up with. " -Dan Aykroyd
"It's the Goverment's job to help the People, it's the People's job to help the Goverment." -Me
"Dreaming is for people who like to sleep. I'd rather be awake, and fucking." -Brian Kenny, Queer As Folk
"Love is the answer" - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." -Woody Allen.
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!" -Batman
"Life's about who make it, not who make it the fastest. Drive slow homie."
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
"A man who has committed a mistake, and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake." -Confucious.
"Welcome to Prime Time Bitch!" -Freddy Krueger
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use" -Wendell Johnson
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" -Neville Flynn: (Samuel L. Jackson)
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." -Albert Einstein
"A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"- Anonymous
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
"If you're flammable, and you've got two legs, then you're never blocking the fire exit." -Mitch Hedburg
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." -Steve Martin.
"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better." -Mae West.
"He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, he is a fool- Shun him
He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, he is simple- Teach him
He who knows, and knows not that he knows, he is asleep- Awaken Him
He who knows, and knows that he knows, he is wise- Follow him
-Bruce Lee"
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Tell Us Your Name Jake
What is your hair color? Blond
One of your Weaknesses women
One of your Fears rejection
One of your Strengths my loyalty
One thing that fears others, but not you not sure
Do you have any Tattoos? not yet
Peircings? not yet
Ever been in love? a few times
Favorite Movie Genre horror
Favorite Music Genre rock
Batman: West, Keaton or Bale? Bale
Dream Job owning my own business
One thing you want to change about yourself my joblessness
Do you play a musical instrument/Sing? Sing, and i used to play Violin, i want to get back into that
Do you follow a religion? McMahonism
Do you Smoke? sometimes
Do you "Smoke"? sometimes
Do you drink? yeah
Favorite thing to drink (non-A) faygo
Pepsi or Coke? faygo
Iced or Hot Tea? Iced, Raspberry
Right or left handed? Right
in a fight, tackle and pound, or keep standing Submission
Favorite Catch Phrase or Quote Das Not Cool/Das Cool or Its True
Favorite Sport Wrestling/Sport Fighting (UFC)
Anime or Live Action? Live Action
Do you have any hobbies? Cards, Movies, Video Games
PC, Mac or Linux? PC
Laptop or Desktop? Desktop
Itunes, Windows Media Player or Winamp? Itunes
X-Box, Playstation or Nintendo? Playstation
Political Party? Democrat
Favorite Author Dan Brown
Sub, Dom or Switch? Sub
Favorite Sexual Position Her on top
Word Association
Hate Useless
Love something i wish i had
Death and taxes
Get Your Sexy Name valign=top align=rightGoverment good, but needs change
Sex yes please
Homosexual not impure, wrong or sinful
Humor Robin Williams
Television Firefly
Money in the bank
George W Bush AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Books DaVinci Code
God great concept, but who knows if its true
Questions About Your Dream Date
A Must For Your Deam Date repect the Juggalo in me
Shorter or Taller than You Shorter
Plays an instrument that would be cool
Hair Length Shoulder
Hair Color Red
Eye Color Blue
Tattoos? not overboard
Pericings? a few is cool
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Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Jake --
[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of Juggalos
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White Trash 68%
Hippie 61%
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Sex 48%
Substances 35%
Travel 3%
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