Brawndo at PDXLan, February 15-18 |
For those of you who want to WIN AT BEING AT A LAN PARTY: February 15-18 at PDXLan 11 in Portland, we're giving out enough Brawndo to reverse the world's spin like in Superman III (and that's just one...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
Brawndo tasting at the Largest Power Sports Expo in the World (16 countries!) |
Get your hands on some free Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. It all starts February 14-18 at the Indianapolis Indiana RCA Dome. 65,000 other people will attend, and there are over 10,000 exhibitors, so ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:33:00 GMT |
Brawndo Mutilates the Toronto Star |
Brawndo was in the Toronto Star this weekend. They described it as "defictionalization", which I'm pretty sure is the scientific process by which plants turn sunlight into Skittles candy.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:16:00 GMT |
Brawndo in Nightlife Montreal |
For all of you who were interested in a real live video taste test of BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR, you can check that out here/FLAWLESS VICTORY
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:02:00 GMT |
SomethingAwful gives Brawndo 8/10 points |
However you slice it, 8/10 is a good score, even if you're not good at slicing. By the way, if you're not good at slicing, BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU GOOD AT SLICING. ALSO, DE-ICING AIRPORT RUNWAYS(still, ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:14:00 GMT |
SFWeekly Drinks Brawndo, includes a picture of a man pouring it on his face |
SFWeekly did a writeup on teh Brawndo! They basically agree that it's like a CINDERBLOCK OF TASTEABLE FLAVORS smashing through the car windshield of your TASTEBUDSmore words here.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:09:00 GMT |
SCIENCE EXPERIMENT: FEEDING BRAWNDO TO PLANTS |
Some guy is using SCIENCE to figure out if Brawndo is really what plants crave. He's feeding Brawndo to a plant every day for 3 weeks.I can tell you right now, I can talk to plants, and I know what th...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:17:00 GMT |
Wired reviews Brawndo |
Wired has the right idea here:"I got a package. It came in the mail. The package had stuff in it. I opened the package that came in the mail and there was a piece of paper. The piece of paper had word...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:23:00 GMT |
Maxims "Best of 2007" - Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator |
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator is on Maxim's "Best of" list for 2007!
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:13:00 GMT |
Brawndo review in The Onion, elsewhere in the internet tubes |
Brawndo was reviewed in The Onion! It was lovingly described as "an energy drink". Also, they included a whole bunch more other words! Fantastic!We were also reviewed on the Energy Drink Review ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:07:00 GMT |
