Kevin aka Oneel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm me. Not much else, honestly.

I have a radio show on Dimensional Radio. It's called "Innit," and it's really cool. Cool people listen to it so they'll become more cool. Want to be cool, or further enhance your own coolness? Check me out on the 2nd Tuesday of every month at 8pm central time at Dimensional Radio for cool sets designed to permeate cool vibes for cool people.
BTW....Please drop the folks at Dimensional a line. It's on the Contact page. Tell them how much you love Oneel, and how you'll shave your head like Britney Spears if I'm not on there. I'd appreciate it ;-)
Wanna give my newest promo mix a listen?
Just click here!Check out my music page! (And I do ask for musicians to send invites to this page...I'm WAY more likely to approve you.)
Oneel Music on Myspace
Yes, I am a working musician. That means I get paid to play. Wanna hear me play live? Drop us a line at BTUlive.com and go to Contact us so we can arrange a booking.

My Interests

Music, writing, cooking, travel, horse racing, some TV, and various other things that I can't think of right now.

I'd like to meet:

Rory Fitzpatrick!!!!

Career Stats....
256 NHL Games Played.
10 goals, 22 assists, 32 points
184 Penalty Minutes
Selected in Round 2, 47th Pick Overall by the Montreal Canadians in the 1993 NHL Entry Draft

Here's some quick Rory facts.....
Was probably the single most useless player on the Buffalo Sabres defence. Is now probably the single most useless player on the Vancouver Canucks' defence.

Typically seen on the ice allowing the opposing team to score goals, or in the penalty box allowing the opposing team to score goals.

Helped lose the Eastern Conference Finals for the Buffalo Sabres in the 2005-06 season.

The Canucks made Rory feel special by letting him win the team shooting accuracy contest.

Rory was out hiking the Grouse Grind one day when he was attacked by two bears. He killed one with his bare hands. He then used the dead bear as a hand puppet, with which he mocked the other bear until it died of embarrassment.

Everything Rory knows about hockey he learned from playing Blades of Steel.

Plus/minus ain't nothin' but a number to Rory.

Rory once built a time machine. He went back to August 1944 to help the Allies fight the Germans. Thanks to his hard work and dedication, the Allies were able to close the Falaise Pocket, kill 10,000 German troops and capture 50,000 more. Now while this is a well known fact, not many people know that before Rory fought in Normandy, he went back to July 1944 and informed Hitler of the plot to assassinate him just in time to save Hitler from a bomb. Rory did this because he felt it would have been too easy and rather unsporting to beat the Germans had Hitler died.

Known to the ladies as his alter-ego, "Eddie Rorrero".

Rory, if you actually do see this....I really would like to meet you. I did vote for you several times in All Star balloting

Music:

DANCE MUSIC
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Fatboy Slim
Ferry Corsten
Paul Van Dyk
Kyau vs Albert
Graham Gold
Richie Hawtin
Christopher Lawrence
Sander Van Doorn
Hemstock & Jennings
Fitzpatrick
John Lavender
Decoder & Substance
DJ Marky
Alex Calver
Matt K
Johnathan Morning
Carl Cox
Gorillaz
Rowland & Wright
Infected Mushroom
Blue man Group
Shiloh
Kenneth Thomas
ROCK
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Midnight Oil
Tragically Hip Collective Soul
Garbage
White Stripes
Postal Service
Eric Clapton
System Of A Down
Dire Straights
Tom Petty
Southern Culture On The Skids
OC Supertones
COUNTRY
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Steve Azar
Johnny Cash
Kenny Chesney
Clint Black
Big & Rich
Confederate Railroad

POP/RAP
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Britney Spears(Yeah, I said it)
Missy Elliot
Sugarbabes
Alcazar
Savage Garden
Beastie Boys
Gwen Stefani
DHT
Jay Z
Grandmaster Flash
Lil' John(Because he's a Thrashers Fan! Believe in Blueland!)
NERDCORE --------- MC Frontalot MC Lars MC Hawking MC 64 Optimus Rhyme

Movies:

My favorite movie at the moment is Memoirs of a Geisha. I honestly haven't seen many movies though.

Television:

24, King Of The Hill, Simpsons, Family Guy, Most Extreme Challenge, History Channel, Fox News, Weather Channel, Amazing Race, Robot Chicken, Perfect hair Forever, Real 2 Reel.

Books:

My last read was "1984" by George Orwell. I read it for the 5th time.

Heroes:

Brooks.

My Blog

Gettin all introspective to Shiloh.....

So right now I'm listening to Shiloh's album, "Bleed." It's a super work if you've never heard it. I don't say that just because they're friends of mine either. It's real...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Dedicated to a special few people

I was just listening to this. It's "Alone Tonight" by Above & Beyond....Sometimes I have a hard time telling people exactly what I'm thinking, so I'd like you to read these lyrics.&nbs...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

White and Nerdy...Things I'm guilty of...

So I was listening to "white and Nerdy" by Weird Al....I got to thinkin, and there are a few things in that track that I'm guilty of that I must confess to... 1. I'm not a champion of D&am...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

This One Goes Out to....

So I was just looking over someone's Myspace page that REALLY REALLY bugs me because of some shitty things they've done behind my back but GUESS WHAT!!! I KNOW!!!! So anyway, this go...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Check it, yo.

Yeah, so a few of you may know that I write music. It's not very often that I write a vocal track, but here's something I put together Sunday night. Once I get everythign finis...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

It's my blog, yo. it's my blog, yo. I write here, yo. Just some thoughts, yo.

hey. I'm bag. Blogging time again! 1. Party at Rivendale this saturday. Hit me up for directions. 2. Where my Pockys at? 3. September 1 is the launch of BTU Recordi...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST

Random Emoetry.

So I was in an Emo poetry faceoff with Brooks....Here's my entry.... I call it...Drifting into the abyss As the darkness closes in And I begin to think About mans fall from love My hope begins to sin...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:22:00 PST

Weekend wrapup

Wow! What a weekend. It felt good to be back on the shenanigans bandwagon after a week off. Here's a short recap of what went on.... Jackyl & Hyde...Club Red, Birmingham,&n...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:56:00 PST

West Coast Rocks!

Hey everyone! I know it's unusual for me to be posting so many blogs so close together, but I really need to do this more often. Here we go! 1. Please, subscribe to my bl...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

Festival Week In Review

So here we are....Removed from the Great Rave Adventure 2006. I've had a couple of days to get my wits back (to little success), so I thought I'd share my experiences now. I think if...
Posted by Kevin aka Oneel on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:41:00 PST