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The Australialien

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About Me

name: Miss Jessi
age: 24 (making it eight years since I last filled this survey out)
sign: Pisces with Gemini rising (and that's perhaps the only thing that hasn't changed)
marital status: Living with the Punk, the Tortoise, my two Predators ( 1 , 2 ), Jason and Gollum .
distinguishing characteristics: My blonde hair is growing out, and I can tie it back now, for the first time in years. I'm average-short (5'6), and not as skinny as I think I am. "Nice teeth". Stainless steel 12g CBR worn in left earlobe and lower lip, right side. I wear two silver bracelets on my left wrist, and one on my right, along with a puppy collar I stole from the Punk. Also at least one silver necklace with a family trinket (or a St Christopher medal). Stripey socks. Brown framed glasses if I'm doing computer stuff away from home, orange/purple ones if I am at my machine.
attributes: Relatively attractive, relatively aware of it. 'Gifted', quick learner, "hella fast typer". Writer / editor. Works well under pressure, Talks too much.
liabilities: terrible procrastinator, incorrigible flirt, messy handwriting, short attention span, lack of motivation, shocking tease. (Okay, that hasn't changed much, either.)
religion: Bits and pieces. St Christopher medal != Catholicism. Runes != specific following of Norse tradidion. Meditation != Buddhist.
ambitions: To get there, in the end.
loves: The punk. Paroxysm Press . Writing / editing / music. Computer geekery. Family.
hates: Loneliness. That feeling of slipping to a mindspace I don't want to revisit. Letting people down.
actors: Sean Penn's moustache . Michael Madsen. John Cusack. Anne Heche. Angelina Jolie circa Hackers.
artists: ... Tian is the only one that springs to mind. And countless friends of mine whom I will not name for fear of forgetting anyone.
writers/books: Me. The World According to Garp. Paroxysm Press. Steve Smart. Michael Madsen . CS Lewis. Warren Ellis . William Gibson . Kenji Siratori . Andrew P Street (as lyricist and journalist). Again, countless friends. I surround myself with art.
literary genres: Trash. Sci-fi / cyberpunk. Psychological. Poetry. Feminist stuff . Filth. Shotgun fiction. Children's picture books. Young adult novels. Apocalypse / downfall of human society. James Bond .
bands/artists: ...that's not a good question to ask. Stick around and you'll get the general idea .
music: "Everything. I don't know that I dislike any musical genre any more. I used to. But I don't now."
smells I love: My grandmother's perfume. Mothballs. Woodsmoke. Coffee (can't drink it, can smell it). My perfume / deodorant (some cheap brand that imitates an expensive one) when mixed with sunshine. My dad after he's had a shower after mowing the lawn (seriously). Garlick. Sheets that have airdried. Old books!
smell I despise: "That would have to be that pine stuff you put in the bath to fix chicken pox."
where i live: AIM- Pas des Chiens . MSN- dotarray(at)lycos(dot)com. Poetry- Green Tablets . Journal- Pas des Chiens .
And I'm feeling generous. So here, have some Wire lyrics:
Crooks lay in a weighted state waiting for the dead assassin while the rust pure powder puffs, a shimmering opaque red. Papers spread no one driving we hurled direct ahead, the windows dark green tinted the hearse a taxi instead. Snow storms forecast imminently in areas Dogger, Viking, Moray, Forth, and Orkney. Keeping cover in denuded scrub, the school destroyed raised the club, panic spreading with threat of fire. Crowding beneath a layer of foam, refugees intertwined, alone. Within the institution walls in pastel blue, clinical white slashed red lipsticked walls, mercy nurse tonight. Seem like dark grey stockinged in the raking torchlight with 4 AM stubble, a midnight transvestite.

(Layout provided with assistance from Mike Industries .)

My Interests

Music:

Let me see...
AFI, Absinthe Minded, Air, Andrew W.K., Annie, Aphex Twin, Apocalyptica, Ash, Audioslave, Augie March, Avril Lavigne, B-52's, Bad Religion, Baterz, Baxter, Beatallica, Big Dumb Face, Billy Idol, Black Grape, Black Lung, Blankass, Bloody Fist Records, Blur, Body Count, Bomb The Bass, Boomtown Rats, Boyzvoice, Brian Eno, Brillig, Bush, Career Girls, Cartoon, Circle Clan, Cold Chisel, Crowded House, Curse Ov Dialect, Cyndi Lauper, D12, Damon Albarn, Dave Gahan, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Deftones, Delta Goodrem, Depeche Mode, Devo, Disturbed, Easybeats, Edith Piaf, Elephant Gun, Elliott Smith, Eminem, Ennio Morricone, Ephemera, Epsilon, Eric Serra, Eskimo Joe, Fah, Faith No More, Faker, Fantomas, Fear of Flying, Filter, Fine Young Cannibals, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Franz Ferdinand, Frenzal Rhomb, Gåte, Gomez, Gorgeous, Gorillaz, Grandaddy, Grinspoon, Harry Nilsson, Heaven 17, Hecate, Helen Kane, Holly Valance, Home for the Def, Hot Hot Heat, Insane Clown Posse, Insurge, INXS, Jim Carroll (Band), John Lennon, John Lydon, John Murphy, Justin Timberlake, Kashmir, King Missile, Korn, Kraftwerk, Kronos Quartet, Kula Shaker, Lazaro's Dog, Le Peuple de l'Herbe, Le Tigre, Leftfield, Liquido, Lordi, Lucille Bogan, Machinae Supremacy, Madness, Manic Street Preachers, Manu Chao, Marilyn Manson, Marilyn Monroe, Mark N, Maroon 5, Marty Casey, Meaneither, Menswear, Mike Flowers Pops, Milemarker, Monster Magnet, MothDust, Mr. Blonde, Muse, My Bloody Valentine, My Drug Hell, Nasenbluten, Natasha Bedingfield, Nemisis, Nick Cave (and the Bad Seeds), Nigel Kennedy, Nina Gordon, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, No Through Road, Nouvelle Vague, Nymphomatriarch, Oasis, Oblivia, of Montreal, Opium Jukebox, Paddy Casey, Patrick Duff, PaulBlackout, Pat Metheny Group, Patti Smith, PAW, Peabody, Pearl Jam, Phillip Glass, Pink Floyd, Prefuse 73, Pretty Boy Crossover, Prodigy, Public Image Limited, Pulp, Purr, Queens of the Stone Age, REM, Radiohead, Rammstein, reckøning, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, RedOwl, Reef, Regurgitator, Rexway, Richard Cheese, Ringo Starr, Rob Zombie, RockBitch, Rollins Band, Roy Orbison, Rufus Wainwright, Sale Hope, Salmon Hater, Screaming Midgets, Sex Pistols, Shakira, Simple Minds, Sinister Ducks, Skunk Anansie, Slade, Slipknot, Snout, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Split Enz, Stealer's Wheel, Stephen Duffy, Strangelove, Suede, Swordfish, Symptoms, System of a Down, Talking Heads, Tatu, Testeagles, The Aquabats, The Beatles, The Bedridden, The Bird, The Brain, The Cars, The Cure, The Damned, The Earthmen, The Electric Hippies, The George Baker Selection, The Grand Silent System, The Human League, The Mark of Cain, The Posies, The Rolling Stones, The Rutles, The Simpsons, The Slits, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, The Stranglers, The Suicide Machines, The Trims, The Undecided, The Who, Timothy, Tito and Tarantula, Tomás Ford's Cabaret of Death, Tool, Transplants, Tripping Daisy, Van Morrison, Vanessa Paradis, Vendetta, Venetian Snares, Veruca Salt, Vinyl, White Town, Wire, XTC, Xylocaine, Yann Tiersen, YTcracker...

(I'm sure there was probably a quicker way of doing that, really.)
Last Updated: 16th February, 2007

Heroes:

Preddy (he who fights Arnold Schwartzenegger, Danny Glover and various Aliens)
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Michael Madsen (Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs, Budd from Kill Bill, also a damn good poet)
Sean Penn's moustache (as most evident in The Falcon and the Snowman)